NAUGHTY GIRL - SEX JOKE

One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen.

"What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband.

"Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bedm, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do???"

"Well," replied the man..."I guess a spanking is out of the question?"

DANISH FIRM PROVIDES FREE PORN TO EMPLOYEES

A Danish IT company has given all its employees free subscriptions to internet pornography sites. The company's director, Levi Nielsen, believes access to porn is a natural fringe benefit, like a free phone or a company car. Nielsen hopes the move will make his staff more relaxed and more efficient on the job.

(Porn is now an employee benefit. That's a progressive company.)

Survey Says: We Had More Sex in the 50's

You may not believe this, but Prima magazine says it, so it must be true: married women have less sex today than their grandmothers did. The magazine said women in the 1950s had sex an average of twice a week, but a survey found two-thirds of today's women said they were too tired to manage that much.
Cynics may say the fact that there was only one television station 50 years ago, which shut down at about 10pm, could be a factor.

Prima's study focused on how women's attitudes towards love, sex and marriage had changed since the 1940s. It found that sex before marriage was now the norm, with four out of five couples sleeping together by the fifth date; but after marriage the passion died down.

"We studied four generations of married women and found the grandmothers were having more sex back in the 1950s than their granddaughters are having now," said the features editor, Ruth Tierney.

"Since then we have started working and often still have to run the home and look after the kids. It's hard to find the time for sex, and, when we go to bed, we are too tired to do anything but sleep."

Indian Sex School Will Teach Kama Sutra

A sex school opening in Calcutta will teach Indian couples the secrets of the Kama Sutra. The school describes itself as a 'multi-faceted lifestyle provider' that will provide sex education, counselling and therapy.

The school promotes fidelity. Girdhari Joshi said: "Fidelity is ensured by removing boredom in the sex life of married couples. Once one finds pleasure in sex within marriage, one would not find the need to philander.

"The Kama Sutra is a treasure trove of information on how to achieve pleasurable sex. The book of love would be the basic guide in this matter."

10 Reasons Why Halloween is Better Than Sex

10 Reasons Why
Halloween is Better Than Sex

1. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
   
2. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
   
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
   
4. Less guilt the morning after.
   
5. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.
   
6. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
   
7. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
   
8. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.
   
9. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
   
10. You can do the whole neighborhood!