- She's a goblin!
- I'd like to get a little something in the sack tonight.
- Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
- She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch
- If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
- Let me see your big sack!
- Can I eat your Zagnuts?
- Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
- You scared me stiff!
- He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!
Thursday, November 10, 2005
SEX HUMOR - 10 Halloween Sayings That Sound Dirty, But Are Not
We're a little late, but we found this Halloween sexy humor too good to pass up.
Surprise? Television Doubles Sex Scenes Since 1998
A recent study found the number of sex scenes on American television has doubled since 1998. Nearly seven out of 10 programs on cable and broadcast networks now contain an element of sex.
Shows with sexual content averaged more than five sex scenes per hour, according to the study funded by the Kaiser Family Foundation. "The OC" and "Desperate Housewives" led the way.
"The study validates what parents know intuitively: Well, duh, yes, there is more sex on TV," said Kathleen Abernathy, a member of the Federal Communications Commission. "We need to give parents better tools. With 200 channels, I feel out of control."
Sadly, safe sex is quickly disappearing from plot lines and dialogue on television shows at the same time sexual activity is multiplying. Specific references to safe or responsible sex have fallen off to only 10 percent of those with a sexual content mentioned the risks or responsibilities of sex.
It's little wonder STDs are on the rise.
Shows with sexual content averaged more than five sex scenes per hour, according to the study funded by the Kaiser Family Foundation. "The OC" and "Desperate Housewives" led the way.
"The study validates what parents know intuitively: Well, duh, yes, there is more sex on TV," said Kathleen Abernathy, a member of the Federal Communications Commission. "We need to give parents better tools. With 200 channels, I feel out of control."
Sadly, safe sex is quickly disappearing from plot lines and dialogue on television shows at the same time sexual activity is multiplying. Specific references to safe or responsible sex have fallen off to only 10 percent of those with a sexual content mentioned the risks or responsibilities of sex.
It's little wonder STDs are on the rise.
Monday, November 07, 2005
Eat The Right Foods For Great Sex
Sex Expert Dr. Laura Berman recently wrote about the importance of food for a healthy sex life. Food as an aphrodisiac can both set the mood for sex and healthy food can increase your libido.
Dr. Berman points out what we probably already know but need to hear: junk food makes the body feel sluggish. Simple carbohydrate foods drop you into slow gear. "Eating frequent, nutritious meals is the best way to support your libido. It matters for keeping your body fit and your mind lively," says Dr. Berman.
The doctor suggests four changes for better sexual health. Whole grains instead of refined white flour bread and crackers; more good fats (raw nuts, avocados, olive oil); reduce bad fats (butter, frosting, gravy), and eat smaller quantities of food every three hours.
Chocolate, she points out, was recently found to trigger the same brain chemicals as an orgasm, so chocolate can be a good aphrodisiac.
Eating sensuous food off your partner’s body can be very arousing. Some fun foods for month to body fun include: chocolate, strawberries, and honey.
Foods to keep in moderation include: alcohol, nicotine and coffee, which can be taste spoilers.
Dr. Berman points out what we probably already know but need to hear: junk food makes the body feel sluggish. Simple carbohydrate foods drop you into slow gear. "Eating frequent, nutritious meals is the best way to support your libido. It matters for keeping your body fit and your mind lively," says Dr. Berman.
The doctor suggests four changes for better sexual health. Whole grains instead of refined white flour bread and crackers; more good fats (raw nuts, avocados, olive oil); reduce bad fats (butter, frosting, gravy), and eat smaller quantities of food every three hours.
Chocolate, she points out, was recently found to trigger the same brain chemicals as an orgasm, so chocolate can be a good aphrodisiac.
Eating sensuous food off your partner’s body can be very arousing. Some fun foods for month to body fun include: chocolate, strawberries, and honey.
Foods to keep in moderation include: alcohol, nicotine and coffee, which can be taste spoilers.
Friday, November 04, 2005
65 Million Year Old Sex!
Scientists in India found Fossils in an intimate prehistoric moment. discovered two fossils fused together in sexual union for 65 million years.
It is said to be the first time that sexual copulation had been discovered in a fossil state.
The fossils are tiny swarm cells known as slime molds. (Are you getting excited?)
"The sexual organs being delicate and the time of conjugation short lived, it is indeed rare to get this stage in the fossil state," the study said.
I can't think of any sexual position that would be comfortable for more than a few hours, let alone 65 million years!
It is said to be the first time that sexual copulation had been discovered in a fossil state.
The fossils are tiny swarm cells known as slime molds. (Are you getting excited?)
"The sexual organs being delicate and the time of conjugation short lived, it is indeed rare to get this stage in the fossil state," the study said.
I can't think of any sexual position that would be comfortable for more than a few hours, let alone 65 million years!
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
Sex Tapes Help Small Celebrities Become Big
Some of Hollywood's B-list celebrities have found homemade sex tapes give their career a lift or even turn them into stars.
“Baywatch” star Pamela Anderson and her rocker husband Tommy Lee fought to keep their sex romps private which inadvertently launched a new star path for lesser players and a boost to the X-rated movie industry. Blond bombshell Anderson and Motley Crue drummer Lee, who divorced several years ago, became cult porn stars when a homemade video of their raunchy pursuits was stolen from a safe in 1997.
The couple battled the release of the tape, but ultimately reached a settlement and the video went on to sell more than 100,000 copies. “Pam and Tommy at the time was by far the biggest celebrity tape that has ever been to the marketplace,” said Steven Hirsch, co-founder of top US pornography studio Vivid Entertainment.
Paris Hilton's bedroom escapade tape with boyfriend Rick Saloman released to the Internet in 2003 catapulted her to celebrity stardom and made her name the most searched person on the internet. Previous to the release of the x-rated footage Paris Hilton was known for little more than a party girl, now Hilton is receiving film offers right and left.
“I hate what happened with that sex tape, but it only made her hotter,” commented business mogul Donald Trump in this month’s issue of Vanity Fair.
Actor Tom Sizemore, who had roles in Steven Spielberg’s “Saving Private Ryan” and Ridley Scott’s “Black Hawk Down,” has also decided that baring all is the way to go when one’s career is sagging. As his career slowed and he narrowly escaped jail-time following convictions for drug offences and beating up his girlfriend, a reportedly near-broke Sizemore gave his blessing to the sale of a recording of his bedroom antics.
In stark contrast with screen A-lister Colin Farrell, who is fighting a legal battle to keep private a film of him in bed with a former girlfriend, Sizemore has endorsed the release of his exploits by Vivid.
One former star of the reality show “Survivor” even secretly set up a company to sell her sex video, then publicly complained about the humiliation of such an invasion of privacy, according to reports.
Should we expect a new cable reality show, "Sex Tapes of the Rich & Famous."
“Baywatch” star Pamela Anderson and her rocker husband Tommy Lee fought to keep their sex romps private which inadvertently launched a new star path for lesser players and a boost to the X-rated movie industry. Blond bombshell Anderson and Motley Crue drummer Lee, who divorced several years ago, became cult porn stars when a homemade video of their raunchy pursuits was stolen from a safe in 1997.
The couple battled the release of the tape, but ultimately reached a settlement and the video went on to sell more than 100,000 copies. “Pam and Tommy at the time was by far the biggest celebrity tape that has ever been to the marketplace,” said Steven Hirsch, co-founder of top US pornography studio Vivid Entertainment.
Paris Hilton's bedroom escapade tape with boyfriend Rick Saloman released to the Internet in 2003 catapulted her to celebrity stardom and made her name the most searched person on the internet. Previous to the release of the x-rated footage Paris Hilton was known for little more than a party girl, now Hilton is receiving film offers right and left.
“I hate what happened with that sex tape, but it only made her hotter,” commented business mogul Donald Trump in this month’s issue of Vanity Fair.
Actor Tom Sizemore, who had roles in Steven Spielberg’s “Saving Private Ryan” and Ridley Scott’s “Black Hawk Down,” has also decided that baring all is the way to go when one’s career is sagging. As his career slowed and he narrowly escaped jail-time following convictions for drug offences and beating up his girlfriend, a reportedly near-broke Sizemore gave his blessing to the sale of a recording of his bedroom antics.
In stark contrast with screen A-lister Colin Farrell, who is fighting a legal battle to keep private a film of him in bed with a former girlfriend, Sizemore has endorsed the release of his exploits by Vivid.
One former star of the reality show “Survivor” even secretly set up a company to sell her sex video, then publicly complained about the humiliation of such an invasion of privacy, according to reports.
Should we expect a new cable reality show, "Sex Tapes of the Rich & Famous."
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