With this technique, the woman sits, squats or kneels straddled over the man, who is lying down flat.
Relax your vaginal muscles and feel his penis enter you deeply, then contract your vaginal muscles and slowly pull up on his penis—like the motion to milk a cow’s udder. Many couples rave about this intimate technique.
Monday, February 20, 2006
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
FUNNY NAMES FROM ACTUAL FILES OF THE CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT
Remember, you could always have a worse name and here is proof:
Champaigne, age 2
Chardonay, age 1
Chablea, age 3 months (All of these children were abandoned by their mother)
Homicide Byrons
Philander Rodman, Dennis Rodman's, of basketball fame, father. Philander has 27 children. He currently is living with 2 wives and 15 children in the Philippines
Weedo Dingledein Dasho
Zhiavago Rambo - Someone’s been watching too many movies
Doctors in Chicago Police Reports:
Dr. Kneebone, Chiropractor
Dr. Waters, Urologist
Dr. Bonebreaker
Dr. Mangle, Chiropractor
Dr. Carver, Forensic Pathologist
Dr. Hyman, Gynecologist
Dr. Gene Poole
Champaigne, age 2
Chardonay, age 1
Chablea, age 3 months (All of these children were abandoned by their mother)
Homicide Byrons
Philander Rodman, Dennis Rodman's, of basketball fame, father. Philander has 27 children. He currently is living with 2 wives and 15 children in the Philippines
Weedo Dingledein Dasho
Zhiavago Rambo - Someone’s been watching too many movies
Doctors in Chicago Police Reports:
Dr. Kneebone, Chiropractor
Dr. Waters, Urologist
Dr. Bonebreaker
Dr. Mangle, Chiropractor
Dr. Carver, Forensic Pathologist
Dr. Hyman, Gynecologist
Dr. Gene Poole
Monday, February 13, 2006
National Geographic Report on Love
In time for Valentine's day, National Geographic Channel's "Naked Science" series on Monday will reveal the ever illusive reasons why humans choose the mates they do.
National Geographic reports we are pushed around by the array of chemicals in our bodies and brains that have evolved over millions of years. That's what's doing a lot of the deciding when we choose mates.
National Geographic researchers tell us that we are driven not just to reproduce but to try to preserve our own particular genes and our bodies help that drive with a pack of instinctive and hormonal reactions. Not surprisingly, Rutgers University anthropologist Helen Fisher series of studies and found that men react to visual stimuli more than women.
She and other researchers also found that men most generally respond with desire to women with a waist-to-hips size ratio of seven-to-10, meaning, for example, that a woman with a 23 1/2-inch waistline and 35-inch hips would seem to be a good proportion, or a 28-inch waist would be attractive with 40-inch hips. The reason: it indicates easier pregnancies and birth.
"Scientists theorize that men are disproportionately attracted to women whose features indicate healthy hormonal levels," the National Geographic show says, "because that offers the promise of more easily reproducing healthy children."
Behavior patterns are hugely important to women when choosing mates, says Fisher, who did MRI studies of brain activity in people who are in love.
She says women's brains get more activity in the memory areas than men because women are mapping men's behavior. It also would explain all the phone chatter and re-telling among women friends about what their men did and did not do on the last date, she says. "Women need to create a memory trail," Fisher says.
Another factor in male/female response is fear and anxiety which heighten feelings of attraction and lust. That's why roller coasters or, even better, scary movies, are such good early dates.
National Geographic reports we are pushed around by the array of chemicals in our bodies and brains that have evolved over millions of years. That's what's doing a lot of the deciding when we choose mates.
National Geographic researchers tell us that we are driven not just to reproduce but to try to preserve our own particular genes and our bodies help that drive with a pack of instinctive and hormonal reactions. Not surprisingly, Rutgers University anthropologist Helen Fisher series of studies and found that men react to visual stimuli more than women.
She and other researchers also found that men most generally respond with desire to women with a waist-to-hips size ratio of seven-to-10, meaning, for example, that a woman with a 23 1/2-inch waistline and 35-inch hips would seem to be a good proportion, or a 28-inch waist would be attractive with 40-inch hips. The reason: it indicates easier pregnancies and birth.
"Scientists theorize that men are disproportionately attracted to women whose features indicate healthy hormonal levels," the National Geographic show says, "because that offers the promise of more easily reproducing healthy children."
Behavior patterns are hugely important to women when choosing mates, says Fisher, who did MRI studies of brain activity in people who are in love.
She says women's brains get more activity in the memory areas than men because women are mapping men's behavior. It also would explain all the phone chatter and re-telling among women friends about what their men did and did not do on the last date, she says. "Women need to create a memory trail," Fisher says.
Another factor in male/female response is fear and anxiety which heighten feelings of attraction and lust. That's why roller coasters or, even better, scary movies, are such good early dates.
Friday, February 10, 2006
Top 10 New Condom Brands - Adult Humor
1. Nike Condoms: Just do it.
2. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
3.Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
4. California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
5. Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
6. Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
7. Campbells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
8. AT&T condom: Reach out and touch someone.
9. MCI: for friends and family
10. Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!
2. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
3.Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
4. California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
5. Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
6. Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
7. Campbells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
8. AT&T condom: Reach out and touch someone.
9. MCI: for friends and family
10. Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Top 5 New Sex Toys for 2005
 | Waterproof 7 Remote Control Vibrator The Waterproof 7 Function Remote Control Vibrator Egg is an amazing value in remote control vibes. It is waterproof for showers, pool or jacuzzi play. Enjoy powerful vibrations without having to worry about wires or cords getting in the way. With a generous 15 foot remote control range, your lover can tease you from afar! The next generation of remote-controlled egg is smaller & softer to the touch and offers seven vibration functions at the touch of a button. Enjoy pulsating, escalating, soft or strong vibration settings. |
 | Glass Dildos from Pleasure Toys 25 Glass sex toys with unique textures and designs. They have some truely stunning designs. All Pleasure Toys glass dildos are made from medical grade, borosilicate rolled glass. This extremely durable material is non-toxic and can easily go from the dishwasher to the freezer without fear of damaging the glass in any way. |
 | Internet Enabled Rabbit Vibrator is the world's first sex toy that allows you to watch and control your partner over the Internet—perfect for long distance relationships. Now you can drive her wild as you watch and stimulator her from a control panel. The Internet Enabled Virtual Sex Rabbit Vibrator takes cybersex to the next level. |
 | Madame Butterfly Vibrator Sex Pillow A Sybian Style Sex Furniture, the Madame Butterfly 2 is the next generation in sex furniture. This inflatable sex pillow can support up to 300 pounds and includes a multi-speed waterproof egg with its own remote control. |
 | Virtual Reality Sex MachineThe Virtual Sex Stroker is the most amazing male masturbator that we've ever seen! It's a cybersex virtual reality sex machine. This USB Cybersex Stroker powered toy allows you to have virtual sex online with Naughty Nurse Nicci. The Virtual Sex Stroker and software lets you enjoy cybersex like its never been experienced before, and it's so easy! Your virtual reality sex machine uses Plug and Play technology, making it very user-friendly. Even the most novice computer user will have it up and running in only minutes for exciting cybersex! |
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