Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked...

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
   
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
   
3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
   
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
   
5. You want to see if it's like the dream.
   
6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
   
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
   
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
   
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
   
10. No one steals your chair.

Breast Orgasms

"Breast Orgasms—some women can actually reach an orgasm just from prolonged, sensuous breast stimulation. Even if they can’t reach orgasm, most women complain that men don’t stimulate these highly erogenous zones enough before intercourse.
Here are some of the many ways to excite her breasts:

1. Cupping the breast with just the tip of all five fingers and slowly bringing them all to the nipple
   
2. Caress everywhere around her nipple with fingers, lips and tongue before touching her nipples
   
3. Licking around the nipple and aureola
   
4. Gentle sucking of the nipples
   
5. Tender flicking of the nipples with your tongue
   
6. Using your hand and mouth at the same time on the breasts
   
7. Gently sucking the entire breast (or as much as possible) into your mouth while still tonguing the nipple"
   

Excerpt from the book: "Recipes for Better Sex: 75 Delicious Ways to Spice Up Your Love Life--from www.PleasureMeNow.com"

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THE TOP 10 MARKETING SLOGANS FOR VIAGRA

1. Viagra, The quicker dicker upper
   
2. Viagra, One-a-day, like iron
   
3. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there
   tonight
   
4. Viagra, Home of the whopper
   
5. Viagra, It plumps when you take 'em
   
6. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
   
7. Viagra, Tastes great, more filling
   
8. Viagra, Ten inches long ... and growing.
   
9. Viagra, We work harder, so you don't have to.
   
10. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any
    questions?

DIFFERENT WORKERS IN BED

1. Accountants do it with Double Entry
   
2. Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
   
3. Bankers do it with interest
   
4. Bookkeepers do it for the record
   
5. Bosses delegate the task to others
   
6. Elevator men do it up and down
   
7. Engineers do it to specifications
   
8. Firemen do it with a big hose
   
9. Frank Sinatra does it his way
   
10. Garbagemen come twice a week
    
11. Landlords do it every 1st of the month
    
12. Teachers do it with class
    

G-Spot Orgasms

The illusive G-Spot can produce amazing, strong and prolonged orgasms in many women. The G-Spot is a small mound of tissue about the size of a quarter that is generally found about 2 inches inside the vagina on the upper wall. With your lover lying on her back with her legs open, you can find the G-Spot by sliding a finger inside her vagina, palm up, with your finger up—the middle finger is usually best—then curve your finger towards her belly and yourself. You’ll feel a ridge and, if she’s properly excited, a slightly swollen, spongy mound—the G-Spot.

To produce a strong sexual response, most women must be very aroused before you arrive at the G-Spot. So, lots of caressing, kissing, clitoral stimulation and other stimulation should proceed any arousal of the G-Spot.

Once a woman is properly excited, stimulating the G-Spot with one or two fingers in a gentle, rhythmic motion works best. Some women like a gentle, circular motion or a slight rocking back and forth motion with the fingers. Continued clitoral stimulation is also a good plan—oral is the best

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