The Law Can Be A Dirty Business - Joke/Humor

Top Ten Law Phrases That Sound Dirty, but Aren't

10. Have you looked through her briefs?

9. He's one hard judge!

8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.

7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.

6. Is it a penal offense?

5. Better leave the handcuffs on.

4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!

3. Can you get him to drop his suit?

2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

1. Think you can get me off?

Drive-thru Strip Club

It was destined. Climax Gentlemen's Club in Congruity, Pa. mixes convenience and sex to become the world's first and only all-nude drive-thru strip club.

Drivers pull up to a diamond-shaped window to watch an exotic dancer of their choice shake in the buff for $10 per minute.

"Around 30,000 vehicles pass our club everyday, and some just need to wind down after a long day," Climax said.

Despite the distracting dancers, Climax says there's never been a car crash.

"Just a lot of smiles and no complaints," he said.

Check out the photo of this fine Drive-Thru Strip Club, it's worth a $5 in the panties:

TOP REASONS CYBERSEX IS POPULAR

1. 
   
2. After you request sex she replies, "Wait 'til the Nyquil kicks in."
   
3. Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass.
   
4. Actually answers when you ask "Who's your daddy?"
   
5. Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitaire.
   
6. Only moans during commercial breaks.
   
7. Starts her fake orgasms during foreplay.
   
8. Keeps trying to set you up with her friends.
   
9. Runs for vacant Senate seat in New York.
   
10. You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show.
    
11. Beginning to think she is only "playing" dead.
    
12. During the act, she actually yelled out, "Oh, Baby, yadda, yadda, yadda!"
    
13. Has suddenly started making you pay in advance.
    
14. Her moans of delight discovered to actually be a .wav file.
    
15. Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she wants to leave her pants on too.
    
16. Keeps asking "Are you SURE you're not gay?"
    
17. Boredom? So that's why she keeps deflating!!
    
18. Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along.
    
19. Asks to be on top so she can balance her checkbook better.
    
20. She yells out her own name.
    
21. Bangs her head on the headboard BEFORE you begin.