I Rub My Duckie Vibrator - The Pirate

Okay, is it me or are sex toys getting a little too cute. Now vibrators vibe to the sound eminating from your favorite song on your ipod, vibrators that your lover can record a message on, and now this.

The I Rub My Duckie Vibrator has been around about 5 years. Now the company has come out with a pirate vibrator, complete with red satin lined treasure chest carrying case. It's adorable, but do you really want to orgasm with a pirate duckie vibrator in your most intimate of spots? You decide if this will bring you to orgasm.



Rub My Duckie Pirate Vibrator

Sex Machine with Restraints

The new Inflatable Love Lounger Sex Machine is a unique piece of sex furniture. It's portable, inflatable, the stroking sex machine can be dismounted and used seperately, includes wrist restraints and will drive her wild. Wow! Rock your world.

The vinyl lounge quickly inflates and holds up to 300 pounds. Use the wrist restraints to lock her in and get her ready for some in/out penetration. It's only $150 too. Compare that to the Sybian sex machine, which is over $700.

Sex Machine with Restraints

“Tell Me You Love Me,” the New HBO Drama

“Tell Me You Love Me,” an HBO drama starts in September and its already ruffled some feathers. It’s more sexually explicit than any show on television, but the series is also more clinical than erotic, more analytical than dramatic. The scenes revolve around a few marriages that rise, or fall, on sexual intercourse.

The series can be considered groundbreaking, if only for its nudity and graphic depictions of sex, but it is nevertheless quite chaste in its intentions. Looking to regain its importance in the post-”Sopranos” era, HBO chose a sexually daring but sober, often quite depressing meditation on Marriage.

TOP REASONS CYBERSEX IS POPULAR

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2. After you request sex she replies, "Wait 'til the Nyquil kicks in."
   
3. Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass.
   
4. Actually answers when you ask "Who's your daddy?"
   
5. Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitaire.
   
6. Only moans during commercial breaks.
   
7. Starts her fake orgasms during foreplay.
   
8. Keeps trying to set you up with her friends.
   
9. Runs for vacant Senate seat in New York.
   
10. You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show.
    
11. Beginning to think she is only "playing" dead.
    
12. During the act, she actually yelled out, "Oh, Baby, yadda, yadda, yadda!"
    
13. Has suddenly started making you pay in advance.
    
14. Her moans of delight discovered to actually be a .wav file.
    
15. Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she wants to leave her pants on too.
    
16. Keeps asking "Are you SURE you're not gay?"
    
17. Boredom? So that's why she keeps deflating!!
    
18. Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along.
    
19. Asks to be on top so she can balance her checkbook better.
    
20. She yells out her own name.
    
21. Bangs her head on the headboard BEFORE you begin.
    

Sex Furniture Hot Catagory in Sex Toys

If you're looking to add spice to your sex life sex furniture may be the ticket to ride. It is the fastest growing category in sex toys. Liberator shapes, sex swings, vibrating chairs, Sybian sex machine (featured on the Howard Stern show), BDSM furniture, sex position pillows and other adult toys have seen growing sales and interest from consumers.

These products give couples new possibilities for sexual positions and some give greater comfort during intercourse.

A new line of sex furniture offers a lot for your money (all of them sell for under $60) with its inflatable furniture products. Many other adult furniture can cost you hundreds of dollars, so these pieces are a real bargain and will offer you some great new sexual positions to experiment with.

Vibrator Chair

Bondage Ball Sex Furniture

Sex Position Pillow

Tilt Master Sex Furniture