Wednesday, June 22, 2005
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws."
These vibrators are designed as body massagers with a long handle and they are exceptionally well made. So, not only can you enjoy them as a sexual toy, they are also perfect for tired muscles.
Wands have circular heads, best used for external genital stimulation. However, a variety of attachments can be purchased for them that fit over the head for vaginal or anal entry. Again, the Hitachi Magic Wand is the most famous and sought after vibe in this category.
Battery Operated Vibrators
Battery operated vibrators offer the user a smaller, more portable unit than are the plug-in type wands. They come in many different sizes, shapes, colors and textured shafts. They are not as strong as the wands, but the larger the batteries used in the vibe, the more intense the motion—thus, vibes requiring “C” batteries will be more powerful action than “AA” vibes.
These “cylinder” vibes come in various lengths. They are made of plastic and can be a bit noisy. They look like a small rocket ship, and they can really help you take off! Examples: Pearlessence Wand 7.5”, Magic Power Vibe 8”.
Realistic Vibrator & Jelly Vibes
Made to look like a penis, these vibes are made out of a wide variety of more flexible, or skin-like materials. Some have veins or ribbing for a more natural feel.
One of our favorite skin-like substances is the amazing Cyberskin. While not an intense vibrator, the Private Members Vibrating Cyberskin Cock Pink 6.5" is a good example of a realistic look and feel. Or use the Cyberskin Transformers 3" Sleeve, which fits over your classic vibe to create a real feel.
Flexible jelly vibes also offer a more skin-like feel than classic vibes. Check out the Jazzy Power Vibes 8” or the Jel-Lee Red Vibes 7”.
Waterproof vibes have become increasingly popular. Who doesn’t love playing in the bath, at the beach or in the Jacuzzi. Now you can bring your water-friendly vibe along, and have MUCH more fun! Many shapes and materials are available. Try the Waterproof Amethyst Jewel 7”, Water Toys Multi-Speed, or the Waterproof Rabbit for multi-stimulation vibe.
Difficult to reach and mysterious, the G-Spot can now be accessed by a woman with specially curved vibrators. These vibes offer a curved tip with a long shaft, so that, once inserted, a woman can reach the G-Spot on the upper wall in her vagina.
Vibes made of hard material are best because they don’t bend when inserted in the vagina. Examples: Celebrity Slimline G 7.5”, G-Spot Fantasy Massager 6.5”, and the Waterproof G-Spot Skinny Mini 4”.
With their unique properties, these vibes are becoming very popular. The long, phallic, vibrating shafts penetrate the vagina, while simultaneously a clitoral stimulator acts independently, with separate controls. Additionally, some shafts have beads that twist and rotate for additional stimulation of the vaginal lips and the g-spot. The protruding, independent clitoral stimulators usually look like animals: rabbit, beaver, bear, or kangaroo.
The Japanese vibes are pricey, but the quality is outstanding. Check out these multi-stimulators: Japanese Rabbit Habit, Japanese Beaver, or the less expensive Rabbit Habit.
Bullet (Egg) Vibrators
The unique shape of bullets/eggs make them very versatile. They typically measure only 1 inch by 3 inches, and they’re attached by a small cord to a control unit/battery pack. Made of hard plastic, you can use them externally, insert them into the vagina or into the anus (best to use a condom when using them anally). They allow for more than 1 intensity level and some offer varying types of vibration (pulsating, surging, escalating, and roller coaster).
Some bullets come with sleeves for the bullet that give a more sensuous feel, like the Evibe Love Bullet, which comes with the real-skin feel of a Cyberskin Sleeve.
With their straps that fit like underwear, these vibes fit over the clitoris and hold it in place providing hands-free fun. They can even comfortably be used while having intercourse. They are basically a bullet, with a jelly cover. The most popular versions: Venus Butterfly, real-feel Cyberskin Clit Climaxer Passion Flower and the Micro Climaxer Butterfly.
Remote Control Vibes
What will they think of next? The remote control vibes can satisfy your kinkier side. These vibes are fitted into panties without any wires, just press the remote for instant pleasure. Let your lover take charge of the remote and enjoy surprises all night long, when you’re out on the town. You’ll love it! One caution: like most vibes, if used over an extended period of time, it tends to heat up, so be careful. The Remote Control Butterfly is great for clitoral stimulation and the Remote Control Black Panty offers an all around good time.
Now all you need is to choose a vibe, turn it on and say “Pleasure Me Now.” Enjoy yourself!
Monday, June 13, 2005
My mother cried a lot about that, Miller said between appearances defending clients at a Los Angeles courthouse. She had hoped he would be a high-rolling civil litigator.
Miller appears in adult videos as Don Hollywood.
Miller makes his rounds at the Van Nuys courthouse three days a week with a certain extravagance of manner and a diamond ear stud that set him apart from the rumpled lawyers with whom he has shared a counsel table for the past 30 years.
Most of Miller's legal colleagues know about his other job. But aside from knowing looks or good-natured jokes, Miller said his eight-year adult film career has drawn no objection from clients, colleagues or the California bar association.
Miller got his break after arranging for his then-girlfriend to shoot a scene in the porn industry.
We did a scene together, Miller said. His girlfriend liked the experience so much that she quit her job as an accountant for rock bands and embraced the lifestyle as porn actress Brooke Hunter. From there, Brooke started getting a fair amount of work, and gradually offers started coming my way,
The couple married three years ago and now they film two 20-minute sex scenes each week for their Web sites at their ranch-style home in a secluded canyon of the San Fernando Valley, the heart of America's thriving porn industry.
One of his favorite scenarios is the young damsel in distress who comes to Don Hollywood for legal advice and ends up surrendering her virtue to pay for his services.