Wednesday, November 30, 2005

X-Rated Cities Around the World

Do you really want to live in Butts or Dildo? These are actual city names from around the world. I'm not sure I'd like to have them as my return address on a letter.

Twatt (Orkney, UK)
Muff (County Donegal, Ireland)
Fukum (Yemen)
Shafter (California, USA)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Hooker (Oklahoma, USA)
Bra (Italy)
Butts (Georgia, USA)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Blue Ball and Bald Knob (Arkansas, USA)
Condom (France)
Buttsville (New Jersey, USA)

Monday, November 28, 2005

Hidden Surprise Game - Sexy Fun for Couples

This is a fun game for sexual partners to play. Hide several sex toys around the house and give your partner written clues about how to find them. When your partner finds one, they get to “have their way” with you but only using the toy. You can add multiple items to the hunt for more excitement. You’ll discover what kinds of touch your partner likes and possibly a few new erogenous zones.

Possible Ingredients:
• Vibrator
• Glass dildo They can be heated or cooled for additional sensations
• Edible body paint
• Dual-climaxer (ex. Wireless Techno Cock-Ring)
• Massage oil
• Sexual lubricant
• Anal toys

Friday, November 25, 2005

Sexual Statistics from Cornell University

Did you know that the average speed of a man’s ejaculation is 28 miles per hour?

Did you know that a woman’s clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings — twice as many as a man’s entire penis?

The health conscious among you will be interested to learn that sex burns about 360 calories per hour, and a teaspoon of semen is comparable in nutritional value to a breath mint.

On a more sobering note, you may be unaware that Chlamydia, one of the most common and easily-transmitted STIs, is asymptomatic in 75 percent of cases.

Sobbering statistic: One out of four students will graduate from college with a sexually transmitted infection. Using a condom correctly eliminates most STDs.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Model Victoria Silvstedt Wins Fake Orgasm Contest

SWEDISH pin-up Victoria Silvstedt once entered an orgasm faking contest - and beat 10 men to the prize. The stunning blonde showed off her sexy skills in a pub competition - and won a new TV for her efforts.

She said, "The contestants were me and 10 guys...When I came home with my prize, my mum was like: 'Where the hell did you get that?' I told her that I won a game of bingo."

The busty model also revealed she has a very adventurous sex life. "I've had sex on a plane... I've had sex in the back of a taxi as well, and there was one time I did it on a jet ski."

Do I see a new reality series in the making? "The Greatest Orgasm Show"

Friday, November 18, 2005


Film-maker LUC JACQUET cut footage of penguin sex in his new movie documentary "THE MARCH OF THE PENGUINS" - because it would be pornographic.

The film recently become the most successful French language movie in US box office history.

The director insists scenes of sexual intercourse would have ruined the love story at the centre of his unusual piece. He says, "For me that would be the difference between pornography and eroticism. If you reduced human stories to copulation, reproduction and raising children, you'd have had it. But we have had 1,000 years of love stories, and no two have been the same."

This film is wonderfully touching. The Emperor penguins of Antarctica live one of the most difficult lives of any animal. There amazing mating story is told with great passion and grace.

Thursday, November 17, 2005


From: IRS
Re: Notice Of Tax Increase (Form 1040P)

The only thing the IRS has not yet taxed is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time, it is hanging around unemployed; 20% of the time, it is pissed off; 30% of the time, it is hard up; and 10% of the time, it is in the hole. On top of this, it has two dependents who are both are nuts. Accordingly, starting January 1, 1995, your penis will be taxed according to its size. To determine your category, please consult the chart below and confirm this information on page 2, section 7, line 3 of your standard 1040 form.

12-10 inches - Luxury Tax.....$1000
10- 9 inches - Pole Tax........$500
8- 6 inches - Privilege Tax....$150
5- 4 inches - Nuisance Tax.....$ 10
*Males Exceeding 12 inches must file Capital Gains

Please Note : Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

Please do not request an extension.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005


The history of female sexual aides go back further than anyone knows; however,the Ancient Roman’s are often credited as the first people to invent sex toys. While their society was NOT as decedent as often portrayed, although certain Emporers certainly deserved the reputation, the Roman civilization's
reputation as highly advanced and inventive is highly documented. (An example: medicine and surgical instruments were not improved upon the Roman designs until about 1880.)

Roman women had a certain amount of freedom including sexual freedom not found in other ancient cultures, at least during the period following Julius Caesar—the Empire Period. This led to the invention of sexual instruments for women to use, perhaps for those who’s husbands were away at war.

Female sexuality blossomed during this period including the appearance of phallic like object in ancient Greece and Italy is well documented. The word dildo is likely to have come from the Italian word 'dilettarsi' meaning to take delight in. These ancient dildos however were nothing like the modern day versions. They young frustrated women of Ancient Rome would settle with dildos made of leather or wood, which one could imagine required a lot of olive oil lubrication!


Female sexuality was repressed during the "Victorian Period" and women suffered from a condition called “hysteria,” which became the second most commonly diagnosed illness of the period.

Symptoms of Hysteria

–Nervous affliction in women
–Patient’s emotional and reflex excitability was exaggerated (basically on pins and needles)
–Became the victim of unusual sensations, and often fell into fits

Treating Hysteria

• To cure hysteria, physicians massaged a woman’s Vulva until there was release
• Many women went frequently to have their “problems” treated
• Physician’s complained about this "exhausting" work

Yes, physician's masturbated their women patients to orgasm as a treatment for 'Hysteria,' although, they didn't realize that's what they were doing. This exhaustive procedure performed by physicians led to the development of the vibrator, to relieve doctors of cramped hands from so much massaging. Vibrators become mainstream. By the 1900s, Sears Roebuck catalog sold vibrators for self treatment of “Hysteria”--a multi-purpose appliance that included a buffer, grinder and mixer along with the vibrator attachment.


Adult toys don't have the stigma they once did. Female sexuality is much more accepted today. Many couples have add sex toys into their erotic repertoire. Also, with concerns over STDs (sexually transmitted diseases), sex toys are the safest (and fun) way to enjoy sex without risk of disease.

Saturday, November 12, 2005


  1. When you have chocolate it does not keep you neighbors awake.
  2. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
  3. Good chocolate is not hard to find.
  4. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
  5. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
  6. You can have chocolate on top of your desk during office hours without upsetting your co-workers.
  7. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
  8. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
  9. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
  10. You can GET chocolate.

Friday, November 11, 2005

Breakthrough Virtual Reality Sex Machine

The world of cybersex advanced a major step with a new virtual reality sex machine. Adult toy maker Doc Johnson has just released the Virtual Sex Stroker sex machine with 3D cybersex. This male masturbator toy connects with your computer through the USB port and allows you to have virtual sex with Naughty Nurse Nicci.
Nurse Nicci starts off with a sexy striptease just for you. As her clothes slowly come off, you can tease her and make her hotter and hotter. Once she's fully naked, you choose what sex position you want her in.

The software for this virtual reality sex machine allows you to control sexy Nurse Nicci on your computer screen and enjoy 24 different sex positions with her—including kinkier lesbian and S&M encounters. Thrust in and out of the Virtual Sex Stroker cyberskin realistic vagina masturbator while your online 3D avatar counterpart has his way with sexy Nurse Nicci. He matches your strokes so you feel like you're part of the online action.

This virtual reality sex machine uses Plug and Play technology, making it user-friendly even for novice computer users. The Sex Stroker masturbator is 7 inches long x 2.75 inches wide and made of a life-like realistic skin substance called Cyberskin. The sex machine includes the 3D Interactive Game Software, USB connection cable, game instructions, and information to download additional games.

The system requirements for the Virtual Sex Storker sex machine are: Windows 98/ME/XP or Windows2000, Directx 8.0 or higher (included on disk), Macromedia Flash Player (included on disk), Pentium II, 333 mhz or faster, 68 MB Ram or more, one free USB port, and at least 70MB of free hard disk space. To see a photo of the Virtual Reality Sex Machine or to purchase go to: Virtual Reality Sex Machine

Thursday, November 10, 2005

SEX HUMOR - 10 Halloween Sayings That Sound Dirty, But Are Not

We're a little late, but we found this Halloween sexy humor too good to pass up.
  1. She's a goblin!
  2. I'd like to get a little something in the sack tonight.
  3. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
  4. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch
  5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
  6. Let me see your big sack!
  7. Can I eat your Zagnuts?
  8. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
  9. You scared me stiff!
  10. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

Surprise? Television Doubles Sex Scenes Since 1998

A recent study found the number of sex scenes on American television has doubled since 1998. Nearly seven out of 10 programs on cable and broadcast networks now contain an element of sex.

Shows with sexual content averaged more than five sex scenes per hour, according to the study funded by the Kaiser Family Foundation. "The OC" and "Desperate Housewives" led the way.

"The study validates what parents know intuitively: Well, duh, yes, there is more sex on TV," said Kathleen Abernathy, a member of the Federal Communications Commission. "We need to give parents better tools. With 200 channels, I feel out of control."

Sadly, safe sex is quickly disappearing from plot lines and dialogue on television shows at the same time sexual activity is multiplying. Specific references to safe or responsible sex have fallen off to only 10 percent of those with a sexual content mentioned the risks or responsibilities of sex.

It's little wonder STDs are on the rise.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Eat The Right Foods For Great Sex

Sex Expert Dr. Laura Berman recently wrote about the importance of food for a healthy sex life. Food as an aphrodisiac can both set the mood for sex and healthy food can increase your libido.

Dr. Berman points out what we probably already know but need to hear: junk food makes the body feel sluggish. Simple carbohydrate foods drop you into slow gear. "Eating frequent, nutritious meals is the best way to support your libido. It matters for keeping your body fit and your mind lively," says Dr. Berman.

The doctor suggests four changes for better sexual health. Whole grains instead of refined white flour bread and crackers; more good fats (raw nuts, avocados, olive oil); reduce bad fats (butter, frosting, gravy), and eat smaller quantities of food every three hours.

Chocolate, she points out, was recently found to trigger the same brain chemicals as an orgasm, so chocolate can be a good aphrodisiac.

Eating sensuous food off your partner’s body can be very arousing. Some fun foods for month to body fun include: chocolate, strawberries, and honey.

Foods to keep in moderation include: alcohol, nicotine and coffee, which can be taste spoilers.

Friday, November 04, 2005

65 Million Year Old Sex!

Scientists in India found Fossils in an intimate prehistoric moment. discovered two fossils fused together in sexual union for 65 million years.
It is said to be the first time that sexual copulation had been discovered in a fossil state.

The fossils are tiny swarm cells known as slime molds. (Are you getting excited?)

"The sexual organs being delicate and the time of conjugation short lived, it is indeed rare to get this stage in the fossil state," the study said.

I can't think of any sexual position that would be comfortable for more than a few hours, let alone 65 million years!

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Sex Tapes Help Small Celebrities Become Big

Some of Hollywood's B-list celebrities have found homemade sex tapes give their career a lift or even turn them into stars.

“Baywatch” star Pamela Anderson and her rocker husband Tommy Lee fought to keep their sex romps private which inadvertently launched a new star path for lesser players and a boost to the X-rated movie industry. Blond bombshell Anderson and Motley Crue drummer Lee, who divorced several years ago, became cult porn stars when a homemade video of their raunchy pursuits was stolen from a safe in 1997.

The couple battled the release of the tape, but ultimately reached a settlement and the video went on to sell more than 100,000 copies. “Pam and Tommy at the time was by far the biggest celebrity tape that has ever been to the marketplace,” said Steven Hirsch, co-founder of top US pornography studio Vivid Entertainment.

Paris Hilton's bedroom escapade tape with boyfriend Rick Saloman released to the Internet in 2003 catapulted her to celebrity stardom and made her name the most searched person on the internet. Previous to the release of the x-rated footage Paris Hilton was known for little more than a party girl, now Hilton is receiving film offers right and left.

“I hate what happened with that sex tape, but it only made her hotter,” commented business mogul Donald Trump in this month’s issue of Vanity Fair.

Actor Tom Sizemore, who had roles in Steven Spielberg’s “Saving Private Ryan” and Ridley Scott’s “Black Hawk Down,” has also decided that baring all is the way to go when one’s career is sagging. As his career slowed and he narrowly escaped jail-time following convictions for drug offences and beating up his girlfriend, a reportedly near-broke Sizemore gave his blessing to the sale of a recording of his bedroom antics.

In stark contrast with screen A-lister Colin Farrell, who is fighting a legal battle to keep private a film of him in bed with a former girlfriend, Sizemore has endorsed the release of his exploits by Vivid.

One former star of the reality show “Survivor” even secretly set up a company to sell her sex video, then publicly complained about the humiliation of such an invasion of privacy, according to reports.

Should we expect a new cable reality show, "Sex Tapes of the Rich & Famous."