Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Fun Sex Facts

Fun Facts About Sex

  1. A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime.
  2. The Bible mentions dildos. Ezekiel 16:17 says, "Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them."
  3. Studies show that women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts.
  4. Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
  5. The chimpanzee holds the record for the quickest sexual intercourse session at an average of three seconds.
  6. A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
  7. Most turkeys and giraffes are bisexual.
  8. Mink's are the most highly sexed animals, intercourse lasts an average of eight hours and they ejaculate up to 260,000 sperm cells at a time.
  9. According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B.
  10. The sperm of a mouse is actually longer than the sperm of an elephant.
  11. Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm.
  12. Both humans and porpoises have one social sex practice in common - group sex

Monday, March 21, 2005


  1. It's better to be looked over than overlooked. (Mae West)
  2. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx)
  3. "My wife only likes to have sex in places where there is a risk of getting caught. Well, I have caught her — numerous times, in fact." (Brad Osberg)
  4. "Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire." (George Bernard Shaw)
  5. "We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." (Lilly Tomlin)
  6. "If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter." (George Carlin)
  7. "I would read Playboy magazine more often, but my glasses keep steaming over." (George Burns)
  8. "There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed." (George Burns)

New Sex Drive Devise

[Reported by Annova]

Scientists have invented a machine that can measure how randy you are feeling.

The gadget, dubbed the hornometer, calculates whether a person feels sexy by studying electrical activity in the brain.

Patients are asked to watch erotic videos along with films of a non-sexy nature reports The Sun.

Electrodes attached to their heads read the electrical responses to the various images. A computer analyses the data to measure the patient's libido.

The machine was invented by a team at Rambam Hospital in Haifa, Israel.

Check out another kind of sex machine at

'If You Don't Take a Job as a Prostitute, We Can Stop Your Benefits'

A 25-year-old waitress who turned down a job providing "sexual services" at a brothel in Berlin faces possible cuts to her unemployment benefits. Prostitution was legalized in Germany just over two years ago and brothel owners – who must pay tax and employee health insurance – were granted access to official databases of jobseekers.

The waitress received a letter from the job centre telling her that an employer was interested in her "profile.'' When she called them she realised it was a brothel.

Under Germany's welfare reforms, any woman under 55 who has been out of work for more than a year can be forced to take any available job – including in the sex industry – or lose her unemployment benefits, as German unemployment rose for the 11th consecutive month to 4.5 million.

"Now that prostitution is no longer considered by the law to be immoral," said one official, "there is really nothing but the goodwill of the job centres to stop them from pushing women into jobs they don't want to do."

Dining Naked

[This story was reported by Rueters]
The diners arrived at a nice Manhattan restaurant on a cold February night and stripped off coats, hats, gloves and scarves. They didn't stop there.

A group of nudists socialize at the bar before dining together at a 'Clothing Optional Dinner' at a New York City restaurant, February 17, 2005. Skirts, shirts, pants, underwear and stockings all ended up stashed in plastic bags by the bar as the patrons got naked for the monthly "Clothing Optional Dinner."

"It's exciting to be in a restaurant nude," said George Keyes, 65, a retired junior high school English teacher.

The dinner was started by a group of New York nudists who wanted something a bit more elegant than the wilderness getaways and beach resorts they generally frequent.

"When you go away on holiday it's more you're roughing it in the woods, whereas this is a really nice restaurant," said Keyes, a member of gay nudist group.

Around 30 people arrived for the buffet dinner -- organizers specified no hot soup on the menu. Health regulations require staff to remain clothed even if they wanted to join in. And diners must bring something to sit on -- a towel or, for discerning women, an elegant silk scarf.