Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked...

  1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
  2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
  3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
  4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
  5. You want to see if it's like the dream.
  6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
  7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
  8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
  9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
  10. No one steals your chair.

Monday, July 10, 2006

Breast Orgasms

"Breast Orgasms—some women can actually reach an orgasm just from prolonged, sensuous breast stimulation. Even if they can’t reach orgasm, most women complain that men don’t stimulate these highly erogenous zones enough before intercourse.
Here are some of the many ways to excite her breasts:

  1. Cupping the breast with just the tip of all five fingers and slowly bringing them all to the nipple
  2. Caress everywhere around her nipple with fingers, lips and tongue before touching her nipples
  3. Licking around the nipple and aureola
  4. Gentle sucking of the nipples
  5. Tender flicking of the nipples with your tongue
  6. Using your hand and mouth at the same time on the breasts
  7. Gently sucking the entire breast (or as much as possible) into your mouth while still tonguing the nipple"

Excerpt from the book: "Recipes for Better Sex: 75 Delicious Ways to Spice Up Your Love Life--from"