Thursday, September 29, 2005

FEMALE ORGASMS TIED TO MATE SELECTION

Women who fail to orgasm during sex may be genetically programmed to weed out unreliable men who are a flop between the sheets, according to new research. Scientists who have studied the ability of thousands of women to climax say it is largely written in their genes -- the most compelling evidence so far that the female orgasm has a biological role.

The findings suggest the failure of some women to orgasm regularly is not a dysfunction, but a sophisticated mate-selection strategy that evolved during prehistoric times.

Tim Spector of St Thomas's Hospital in London, who led the research, said: "The theory is that the orgasm is an evolutionary way of seeing if men can prove themselves to be likely good providers or dependable, patient and caring enough to look after the kids."

"Perhaps women who had orgasms too easily may be more likely to be satisfied with poor quality men," Spector said. "It paid women to be more fussy and this is one way of doing it. The simple fact is that it takes women on average 12 minutes and men two and a half minutes to reach orgasm. Adjusting to that imbalance is a test."

Thirty-two percent of the women said they never or infrequently experienced an orgasm during sex, and 21 percent during masturbation. Only 14 percent said they always had an orgasm during sex. Genetic comparisons showed that 34 percent of the variation during intercourse was inherited. In the case of masturbation, 45 percent of the difference was down to genes.

Spector said that genes are probably the greatest single factor involved in whether women have an orgasm. One theory is that orgasms promote fertility. Studies have shown that women are slightly more likely to have an orgasm when they are ovulating. There is also evidence that the uptake of sperm is increased when a woman climaxes. But if this were the only explanation, all women would have orgasms.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

DIFFERENT WORKERS IN BED


  1. Accountants do it with Double Entry
  2. Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
  3. Bankers do it with interest
  4. Bookkeepers do it for the record
  5. Bosses delegate the task to others
  6. Elevator men do it up and down
  7. Engineers do it to specifications
  8. Firemen do it with a big hose
  9. Frank Sinatra does it his way
  10. Garbagemen come twice a week
  11. Landlords do it every 1st of the month
  12. Teachers do it with class

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Virtual Sex Toy Makes Sex Possible Between Couples Worldwide

An ingenius new Virtual Reality sex device makes it possible for couples to stimulate each other from any two computers in the world.


The Internet Enabled Rabbit is the world's first sex toy that allows you to watch and control your partner over the Internet. Perfect for long distance relationships. Watch your partner as you drive her wild with desire!


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With the Internet Enabled Rabbit Vibrator, you can take cybersex to the next level. This wonderful virtual reality sex toy is on the cutting edge of technology, and will take you to places that you've never been before. The people at Doc Johnson, the makers of the world famous IVibe Rabbit Vibrator, have teamed up with Highjoy.com to produce the world's first sex toy that allows you to watch and control your partner over the Internet from any PC. Perfect for long distance relationships, or those who just want to be naughty online.

The quality IVibe Rabbit Vibrator has been a best seller for many years. With it's multi-speed controller, swirling beads, pivoting head and independently controlled clitoral stimulator, this sex toy gives you the freedom to drive your partner wild! The Internet Enabled Rabbit is an updated version that makes play even more fun!

HighJoy.com is an innovative online dating community that has public lounges and private audio/video/text chat. With the Internet Enabled Rabbit Vibrator, you can physically interact with other members who are hundreds of miles or just a few feet away from you. You can watch your partner as you drive her wild with desire! Take her to the brink of orgasm, and see her squirm when you slow down the action and make her wait for satisfaction. With the Internet Enabled Rabbit YOU are in control.

Three Ways to Use the Internet Enabled Rabbit (click to order):

Internet Enabled Mode: Login to HighJoy.com and use your sex toy over the Internet.

Computer Enabled Mode:Pleasure yourself while watching sexy movies on your computer.
Stand alone mode:Use the toy by itself. It is an IVibe Rabbit Vibrator after all!

The IVibe Rabbit is 10 inches in total length with 5.5 insertable inches. 3 inch clit stimulator. The shaft of the IVibe is 1.25 inches wide and 4.5 inches in circumference. Requires 4 AA Batteries. This Virtual Reality Sex Toy comes with free membership to HighJoy.com, software and connection cables.

WOMEN'S BRAINS SHUT DOWN DURING ORGASM

Orgasms Mind Altering for Women


Orgasm is literally a mind-blowing experience for a woman, scientists revealed today. Much of her brain shuts down when she reaches a sexual climax, including areas that deal with emotion.

Neuroscientist Dr Gert Holstege, from the University of Groningen, who led the research, said: “The main thing we saw in females is deactivation of the brain, which was unbelievable; really very pronounced.

“I think that’s the major outcome of the study. What you see is deactivation of large parts of the brain, especially the emotional brain, the fear centers.”

“Deactivation of these very important parts of the brain might be the most important necessity for having an orgasm,” said Dr Holstege. “When you are fearful or have a very high level of anxiety, then it’s hard to have sex because during sex you really have to give of yourself and let go.”

Survey Shows Sex Toys Best for Orgasms

IT'S OUT! SEX TOYS ARE #1!


A recent survey found that sex toys are the most reliable way for women to achieve orgasm.

The research revealed that out of the average 5 times a month female customers have sex, they only averaged one orgasm per month. When the same group used a sex toy they reported obtaining an orgasm almost every time.

The research also shows that almost all women surveyed have faked an orgasm, and surprisingly 10% of men have faked one too.

HOT HINTS FOR HOT SEX

LEAVE IT ON, LEAVE IT ON


Sex in the nude is great, but have you tried the excitement of doing it fully clothed? Possibilities include: fully dressed in business attire, beachwear, costumes from Halloween, thrift store clothes that you can eventually rip off your partner. Hint: choose loose fitting clothing — boxers, billowy blouses, stockings for women instead of pantyhose.

PRAISE OF ORAL SEX


Sometimes it can get lonely giving oral sex. Give you're your partner feedback: moan, groan, wiggle, talk dirty, use touch, scratch their back, beg for more, run your hands through your partners hair. Let them know you LOVE it!