Wednesday, November 30, 2011

12 Sexy Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me...
A massive shopping spree!

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me...
2 Perky nipples
And a massive shopping spree!

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me...
3 French kisses
2 Perky nipples
And a massive shopping spree!

On the forth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me...
4 Warming oils
3 French kisses
2 Perky nipples
And a massive shopping spree!

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me...
5 Stretchy cockrings
4 Warming oils
3 French kisses
2 Perky nipples
And a massive shopping spree!

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me...
6 Massive dildos
5 Stretchy cockrings
4 Warming oils
3 French kisses
2 Perky nipples
And a massive shopping spree!

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me...
7 Swings-a-swinging
6 Massive dildos
5 Stretchy cockrings
4 Warming oils
3 French kisses
2 Perky nipples
And a massive shopping spree!

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me...
8 Maids in strap-ons
7 Swings-a-swinging
6 Massive dildos
5 Stretchy cockrings
4 Warming oils
3 French kisses
2 Perky nipples
And a massive shopping spree!

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me...
9 Remote panties
8 Maids in strap-ons
7 Swings-a-swinging
6 Massive dildos
5 Stretchy cockrings
4 Warming oils
3 French kisses
2 Perky nipples
And a massive shopping spree!

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me...
10 Sex massages
9 Remote panties
8 Maids in strap-ons
7 Swings-a-swinging
6 Massive dildos
5 Stretchy cockrings
4 Warming oils
3 French kisses
2 Perky nipples
And a massive shopping spree!

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me...
11 Rabbits buzzing
10 Sex massages
9 Remote panties
8 Maids in strap-ons
7 Swings-a-swinging
6 Massive dildos
5 Stretchy cockrings
4 Warming oils
3 French kisses
2 Perky nipples
And a massive shopping spree!

On the twelth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me...
12 Tongues-a-licking
11 Rabbits buzzing
10 Sex massages
9 Remote panties
8 Maids in strap-ons
7 Swings-a-swinging
6 Massive dildos
5 Stretchy cockrings
4 Warming oils
3 French kisses
2 Perky nipples
And a massive shopping spree!

Tuesday, November 01, 2011

"Hysteria" - History of the Vibrator

The movie "Hysteria" - How the Vibrator was invented

Director Tanya Wexler's new movie "Hysteria" is about the Victorian-era invention of the vibrator, but Tanya says it's all about empowering women and having fun!



The film, which screened October 28th at the Rome Film Festival, is about women who pour out their problems to Dr Joseph Mortimer Granville, a doctor who practices in London in the 1880's. Along with a hysteria specialist and an inventor friend, Dr. Granville develops the first vibrator, which seems to magically cure women over and over and OVER again...



Wexler thinks that "the point of the movie is to say, 'don't take yourself so seriously'. It doesn't have to be a medical condition. We are supposed to be able to enjoy the enjoyable parts of life!"



Maggie Gyllenhaal, who plays the love interest in the film, got a kick out of playing a role that made the audiences blush: "It is true that we are way more embarrassed and shy and stuck in this sort of Victorian way of thinking than we like to admit."