Friday, December 30, 2005

Glass Dildos from Pleasure Toys

Pleasure Toys has created a new line of Erotic Art Glass Dildos. Twenty-One pieces that range in size from a 4 inch Sapphire Blue Anal toy to a 12 inch long, 1.5 inch wide multi-textured Radial Scepter. Pleasure Toys sorts the glass dildos into three categories: straight probes, curved glass wands and scepters.

“We worked very hard to create unique designs with both beauty and unique functionality,” said Ron Jacks, Managing Partner for Pleasure Toys. “Unusual new textures such as tight radial spirals, twisted ‘waves’ and large mounds were developed in the glass blowing process for these pieces. For beauty, glass blowing techniques such as lattachino twirling, multi-color spinning, and filigrano winding were used to create these stunning pieces of erotic art glass.”

Each glass dildo includes a padded roll-up pouch to protect the art glass dildo. The pouches are made of blue or black velvet with a red satin lining. The pouch is also reversible so the red satin becomes the outside of the pouch.

Glass Dildos from Pleasure Toys




These are really quite exceptional glass dildos. I've seen all glass dildos from all the major adult glass makers and these are real standouts.

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Thursday, December 22, 2005

G-Spot Orgasms - Techniques for The Most Intense Orgasm

Ask a woman who has experienced a G-Spot orgasm and she'll tell you that it is among the most intense pleasures she has ever experienced. However, G-Spot orgasms are also among the most illusive pleasures for many women.

To help a woman experience a G-Spot orgasm, her partner must be a patient and skilled lover. One of the keys to achieving these illusive pleasures is getting the woman fully excited before attempting to stimulate her G-Spot.

Start with foreplay such as sweet talk, kissing, caressing and other tactile stimulation, leave her eager for more lovemaking. Follow with oral clitoral stimulation while she is laying on her back. Give gentle, soft oral caresses to her clitoral hood and vaginal lips soft with your tongue and lips. Gently suck on her clitoral hood. Kiss around the outside of the vagina. Take your time and don't bring her to orgasm yet.

Don’t neglect touching her thighs, buttocks, stomach, breasts, etc. with your hands while you’re giving her oral enjoyment. Women have dozens or erogenous zones. Build her excitement level up then pull back by stimulating every part of her except her except her genitals.

(Hint: Many women arch their back when they are close to orgasm.)

Once she is exceptionally excited, teasingly start to insert your middle finger just a little way into her vagina. Before fully inserting your finger, pull it out and tenderly touch around the outside of the vagina or massage the opening to her vagina. Repeat this process going a little deeper with your finger each time. With her lying on her back, you'll find her G-spot a on the roof of her vagina a few inches inside her. It is on a ridge inside her vagina, usually a few inches long and a half inch wide. When it is fully aroused it feels spongy and engorged. Stimulate it gently with one or two fingers.

To intensify her orgasm, bring her several times close to peaking then reduce stimulation before bringing her to a final climax. Most women need additional stimulation to the breasts, clitoris and other zones while the g-spot is stimulated.

A g-spot orgasm has been described by women as an entire body orgasm, that fills her and flows through her. Most women feel out of control during a g-spot orgasm and it lasts significantly longer than a typical clitoral orgasm.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Fantasy Sex Ideas

Roman Slave Server Boy

Offer to be your significant other's Roman slave boy for the evening. You’ll bathe her, feed her and do her bidding. Talk to her like a slave “Yes, Mistress” or “Yes Empress (her first name)”

Ingredients:
• A simple white sheet for the man that he can wrap around himself like a toga or around his waist and go bare-chested.

Call 911 (men)

Many women have fantasies about policemen or firemen—‘take charge’ kind of guys in authority. Dress the part with a costume or at least the appropriate hat.

Possible line as a cop, “You’re under arrest. Put your hands against the wall, legs apart, I’m going to frisk you.”

Possible line as a fireman, “Did you call 911?” Or, “I’m here to rescue you.” Throw her over your shoulder.

Ingredients:
• Fireman’s costume
• Policeman’s costume
• At the very least a fireman’s or policeman’s hat.

Hospital Emergency

Wear a nurse’s outfit for your man. Lay your man out on the bed or couch. Take charge and tell him, “I’ve been assigned to your case.” Bend over and show him some cleavage, “Let me take your pulse. Hmmm, your pulse seems to be elevated.” Then ask him to, “Open wide.” Put your lips right up next to his without quite kissing as you inspect him. Let your imagination run wild.

Ingredients:
• Rent/buy a nurse’s outfit or wear a white shirt, preferably in combination with a short skirt and white hose.

Friday, December 16, 2005

TOP 9 WAYS TO EXPLAIN SEX TO YOUR CHILDREN - Sex Jokes

HOCKEY-- Daddy is a hockey player and Mommy is the goalie and that sex is trying to score. The problem is that Daddy thinks he is Wayne Gretzky when he really is a blind immigrant skater who can't find the net and he's ALWAYS hitting the post instead of finding the open spot of the net. Of course, Daddy feels that Mommy is Dominic Hasek and is consistenly pitching shutouts.
BARBIE AND KEN-- If Barbie doesn't take Ken to the rack every once in a while, she wouldn't get the Dream House, the Dream Corvette and she'd be stuck with that slut Skipper all the time.
GARDEN-- Sex is like growing a garden. The soil has to be fertile and the seed has to be planted at just the right time. That doesn't explain why Daddy has to CONTINOUSLY PRACTICE PLOWING TECHNIQUES WITH THE BABYSITTER!!!
BANK-- Sex is where Daddy goes to the bank of love to make a special deposit and finds that Mommy either has the NEXT TELLER PLEASE WINDOW UP or IS SERVICING EVERY ACCOUNT IN TOWN!!
KIDS TV REFERENCE-- Sex is what Barney does when the camera is turned off and he's had such a great need to love everyone that he and BabyBop tear up the set.
ALCOHOL-- Sex is where Mommy's vat is fermented until all of the ingredients are mixed in and Daddy becomes the BREWMASTER.
BASEBALL-- Sex is where Daddy swings a big stick in hopes of getting a home run but he swings too early, pops up instead of going deep and is usually replaced by a battery propelled pinch hitter.
COOKING-- Sex is like when Daddy tries to cook. He likes to eat but the meal is under-cooked, he leaves a mess and the ingredients taste funny.
GOLF-- Sex is like Daddy's golf game. His club is too short, he rushes his strokes and he can never sink it in the right hole.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Have Your Self a Naughty Little Christmas

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Surprising Results in Florida High School Sex Survey

TAMPA, Fla., Dec. 12 (UPI) -- A survey of a Florida school district found that nearly half of high school students and one in five middle school students have had sexual intercourse.

"We really do not understand what's going on with kids today," Lloyd Zimet, who oversees prevention and wellness programs for Hillsborough County schools, told a small group of Parent-Teacher Association parents and grandparents last week, the Tampa Tribune reported.

The survey of more than 5,000 randomly selected Hillsborough students revealed that nearly one-third of high school students said they were propositioned to buy, bought or sold drugs while at school. More than 9 percent of male and nearly 12 percent of female high school students said they were physically forced to have sex.

The Youth Risk Behavior Survey, designed by the Centers for Disease Control, requires a sampling of students from every Hillsborough high school every two years, the newspaper said.

Middle school students were asked 53 questions and high school students were asked 89 -- a mix of health and safety questions on topics such as diet and physical activity and sexual behavior.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

SEX TIP - Using Sex Toys

Instead of just using a vibrator, glass dildo or other sex toy in front of your partner, let them help. It’s easier for your partner to get the best angles, especially to hit the illusive G-Spot.

Be sensitive and pay attention to her response and or ask her what feels best. Possibly, use the vibrator as a massager to relax your partner first, then gradually move to more erogenous zones such as thighs, breasts and buttocks, then move to clitoral, vaginal or anal stimulation.

Friday, December 09, 2005

FUNNY NAMES FROM ACTUAL FILES OF THE CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT

Honest to goodness, no joke, these names are actually in the Chicago Police files. If you had to live with one of these names you'd have to have a sense of humor.

  • Bryant Disco Boozer
  • Dick Eater
  • Licky Bush
  • Kumsuk Saringer
  • Dick Head
  • Vicki Fucks, Manager of a Magazine
  • Dog Doggy
  • Godzilla Gorilla Pimp Hunter, 3 year old
  • Beauty Mark Lee

    Chicago has always had interesting Politians
  • Dick Phelan, Former Candidate for Governor in Illinois.
  • Dick Devine, Former Chicago Park District President, recent U.S. Senate Candidate. Used to work in Dick Phelan's law office. Currently Cook County State's Attorney
  • Dick Daley, Actually Mayor Daley

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

SEX POSITIONS USING A SEX SWING

Sex swings have become very popular in recent years. They offer many advantages for improving a couple's sex life. A large variety of sexual positions can only be achieved with the weightless effect of having your partner in a swing. Below are some of the ways a sex machine can be used.

INTERCOURSE USING SEX SWINGS


  • Endless possibilities for intercourse sex positions
  • Spring action gives energy for faster / deeper penetration
  • Torque Support Bar™ allows you greater leverage during sex
  • Adjustable straps give you different angles of entry
  • Easily "swing" your partner to the next sex position while maintaining the mood
  • With the man can standing, he can move the woman back and forth in the swing, or move her in other interesting angles, for intercourse. This is a favorite position for many.
  • The man can sit in a chair with the woman in the swing over him, her legs spread apart or together. The woman can be facing away from the man or toward him.
  • More comfortable sex positions with the Love Swing offer both of you less fatigue and back strain. This allows for more comfort and longer love making sessions.
  • Hands-free sexual positions provides an entirely new realm of touch and caressing sensations during sex
  • Attach the swing over the bed. Have the man lay down on the bed, bounce the woman up and down in the swing using the bungee spring.
  • With the man laying down and the woman suspended in the swing over him, spin the woman in the swing 360ยบ
  • A woman can be suspended face down in the swing for "doggy style" entry or anal entry. (Also, male anal entry.)

ORAL SEX WITH THE SEX SWING


  • Weightless freedom and suspended access to your lover allows the oral giver to use your tongue, lips, hands and mouth in new exciting ways
  • Choose positions to eliminate strain on neck and back. Oral giver kneeling on floor or bed with oral receiving partner suspended in swing.
  • Swing allows you to move your partner around effortlessly during oral sex
  • Incorporate spring-loaded "energy" to oral sex. Use the bungee spring to give motion to oral sex or to bounce your partner up and down while giving oral.
  • With the man in the swing, the woman giving oral sex can move the man by pulling and pushing him back and forth into her mouth with very little effort.
  • Weightless "69" oral sex. One partner lays on the bed one direction, the other partner suspended in the swing faces the other; both of you face each others genital area.

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