Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Head Honcho Masturbator - Sue Johanson's New Male Masturbator Toy

Head Honcho Masturbator

In addition to being a foremost sexual educator and counsellor, Sue Johanson designs sex toys, including the new Head Honcho Male Masturbator. For the last 30 years, she has provided frank and honest sexual education to thousands of Canadians through her lectures, radio programs, and the Sunday Night Sex Show on television. Since 2002, Sue's wisdom and experience have been available to American viewers on Talk Sex with Sue Johanson, a live phone-in program airing on Oxygen TV.

Sue Johanson has a line of advanced sex toys and she has just added the Head Honcho to her silicone collection of adult toys. This super stretchy, tight masturbator sleeve has a unique design with 3 suction chambers for the real a sucking feeling.

As with any masturbator sleeve, lubricant can greatly enhance your experience. Lubricant allows the Head Honcho to slide effortlessly over skin for comfort and sensual sensations.

The three suction cavities inside the Head Honcho stroke you up and down to create a pleasurable vacuum. Because the silicone sleeve is so thick, it also gets nice and toasty in there. The HEAD HONCHO is also very easy to clean, you can actually turn it inside out to wash it.

HeadHead Honcho Male Masturbator Sleeve

Stupid Sex Jokes

Smile, it's stupid sex jokes

Q. Why does a bride smile when she's walking down the aisle?
A. She knows she's given her last blow job.

Q. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

Q. Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
A. Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Q. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?
A. About three inches.

Q. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A. Fur traders.

Q. What did Adam say to Eve?
A. Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Sex Swing Offers New Positions for Fun

Pleasure Swing - Great Sex Swing



Pleasure Swing

If you're looking for new fun in the bedroom, the Pleasure Swing offers you and your partner new, fun sexual positions. This sex swing is larger than the famed Love Swing and the Spinning Sex Swing with extra padding. A very well designed piece of sex furniture.

It is the ultimate couple's toy. You'll find no end to the fun with a Pleasure Swing.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Using the Remote Control During Dinner -

Remote control vibrators have been quite the rage in sex toys. These panties contain a small vibrator with a remote control. Give HIM the remote. We all know men love remote controls. He’ll love “surprising” you all night long while you’re out on the town.

Our favorite is the 7 Function Waterproof Remote Egg. Most remote vibrators offer just one speed. But this 7 function offers three speeds, plus vibrating escalation and pulsation, plus a combo of both. Now the person holding the remote can send a variety of surprise pleasures to their partner wearing the vibe.

Check it out: Remote Control Vibrator - 7 Function

Monday, October 09, 2006

Adult Humor - Sex Jokes

Excuses You May Hear If You Catch Her Giving Oral To The Plumber


  1. He passed out, I'm giving him mouth-to-penis resuscitation.
  2. His plumbers helper broke.
  3. The sight of his butt crack just drove me wild.
  4. I slipped and fell on it.
  5. He offered us a discount if I helped him clean out the pipes.
  6. I was having an epileptic seizure, and he didn't want me to swallow my tongue.
  7. You told me not to blow any 'money' on a plumber.
  8. He asked me to help him uncoil his snake.
  9. He said he couldn't finish the job without "workmen's compensation."
  10. I was following the direction of that porn video you always want me to watch.
  11. He didn't want to screw me without a rubber.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

A Good Vibrator Gets Better

Decadent Indulgence 3 Vibrator


One of the best built vibrators over recent years has been the Decadent Indulgence vibrator line. They power, 100s of function settings, and strong construction.

The latest addition to this series of vibrators is the New Decadent Indulgence 3 vibrator and it lives up to the other two vibes in the line. Between the clitoral vibration controls, the rotating beads, and the advanced pulsation programs, this sophisticated orgasm devise offers more than 300 possible combinations for your pleasure. There are 10 independent speeds for the shaft rotation, 3 clitoral vibration patterns (each with 10 speeds), plus 2 functions of escalation with progressive patterns of acceleration. The pleasure beads in the shaft are non-jamming and the tri-point elephant-shaped clitoral stimulator gives powerful vibration right on your pleasure center. It's an orgasmic work of art.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Message Helps Set the Sexual Mood

Massage offers magical moments for many couples. It can create intimacy and physical closeness between you and your lover, as well as serve to relax your partner.

To establish a feeling of romance, place aromatic candles around the room and turn on some soft, relaxing music. Make sure your hands are warm.

Start very gently, ‘introducing’ your hands to your partner’s back. Slow strokes are best. Once you begin, keep your hands on your lover’s skin at all times to maintain a comforting, sensual touch. Keep your hands off the spine by an inch or two—direct pressure on the spine can cause discomfort or injury. Ask your partner what feels good, and pay attention to their reaction as you apply more pressure.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Improve Your Sexual Relationship

by Paula Hall

The essential ingredients for a fulfilling sexual relationship are:

Mutual Intimacy
Effective Sexual Stimulation and a
Commitment to Sexual Growth and Development.
In my opinion, Loving-angles can help couples to achieve all three.

Unlike other sex products Loving-angles has been created for couples to enjoy together. It’s not a gadget that you can use alone or on your partner. And unlike sex toys, it’s not something that once you’ve tried it, the novelty’s worn off. No, with Loving-angles, at last we have a product that will genuinely help couples to develop and maintain a mutually satisfying and fulfilling sex life.

Most people will tell you that sex is better when you can be open and uninhibited with your partner. Fear and humiliation are not aphrodisiacs (except for a very small percentage of the population!). Communication is the key to creating a trusting and intimate environment where lovers can feel free to be themselves.

Loving-angles helps to build intimate communication by providing a non-threatening and inspiring topic. Talking about and discovering new sexual positions allows couples to get to know themselves and their partners better. This mutual sharing and experimentation strengthens the sexual bond between them and leads to deeper emotional satisfaction.

Loving-angles also helps couples by providing a greater range of sexual positions where eye to eye contact can be maintained and skin contact is optimised.

How to improve sexual stimulation

There are probably 100’s of books on the market telling you how you can become a better lover. And nearly all of them will assume that you’re young, healthy and in your physical prime. Many of us find our sex lives are limited by our bodies’ physical capabilities. You may have an injury or perhaps you’re not as fit as you’d like to be because of a health condition or the natural ageing process. Either way, Loving-angles can help you and your partner to discover the sexual position that brings maximum physical pleasure without pain or discomfort. (Remember, if you’re unsure about the cause of any physical complaint, you should check with your GP before trying anything new)

Ultimately it is how your bodies fit together as lovers that can make the difference between orgasmic ecstasy and humdrum monotony. For most women, this means a position where the clitoris can be stimulated either by her partner’s pubic bone or finger. And for some, a position where the G-spot can also be caressed. Men can experience a range of exquisite sensations depending on the angle of penetration. By using Loving-angles, couples can develop their own unique positions that will ensure their caressing and thrusting is reaching all the right places.

How to encourage sexual growth

For many people, good sex is a matter of quality – not quantity. The external pressures of life leave may couples with little spare time, but Loving-angles can help to ensure that every sexual opportunity is both intimate and erotic.

Loving-angles provides couples with endless opportunities to experiment and enjoy a range of sexual positions – in and out of the bedroom. And it is this variety and novelty that adds the essential erotic spark that keeps sex exciting. When couples make a mutual commitment to develop and expand their sexual repertoire together, they need never fear sexual boredom.

If you’re currently experiencing sexual problems in your relationship, you might find it helpful to discuss things through with a professional sexual therapist. You can get help online at www.sextherapyonline.org.uk. Or you can get details of therapists within your area from the British Association of Sexual and Relationship Therapy at www.basrt.org.uk.


Paula is an experienced psychosexual therapist, couples counsellor, and youth counsellor. She works both for Relate and in private practice. She is the BBC’s expert on relationships and sexuality and is regularly asked to comment for the national press, television and radio and in womens’s magazines. She professionally endorses loving-angles and writes professional articles for www.loving-angles.com

Monday, September 11, 2006

Sex Swings Offer New Sex Positions

Sex Swings such as the Bungee Sex Swing, the Spinning Sex Swing and the Love Swing, offer the users 100's of new sex positions to experiment with. The only limitations are your own creativity as swings give you endless possibilities of sex positions.

INTERCOURSE USING SEX SWINGS
  • Faster, deeper penetration is possible with the energy from the Spring action
  • Torque Support Bar™ on the Spinning Sex Swing and the Love Swing allows users greater leverage during sex
  • Easily "swing" your partner into the next position without losing the mood
  • The adjustable straps allow different angles of entry
  • Sex positions using a swing can be much more comfortable than sex on a bed or other furniture. They offer both of you less fatigue and back strain and this allows for longer love making sessions.
  • The man can stand and move the woman back and forth in the swing, or move her in other interesting angles, for intercourse. This is a favorite position for many.
  • With the man sitting in a chair, he can have the woman in the swing above him, her legs spread apart or together and use the swing to move her up and down. Another option includes having the woman face away from the man or toward him.
  • Hands-free sexual positions provides new options for touch and caressing sensations during sex
  • With a swing attached over a bed, the man can lay down and bounce the woman up and down in the swing using the bungee spring.
  • The swing allows the man to lay down and the woman, suspended in the swing over him, can spin sitting in the swing 360º
  • Positioning the woman suspended face down in the swing gives an exciting "doggy style" entry or anal entry. (Also, male anal entry.)

ORAL SEX WITH THE SEX SWING
  • Sex swings allow you to choose positions that eliminate strain on the neck and back. Kneeling on floor or bed, the oral giver can have easy access to the oral receiving partner suspended in a swing
  • Using the weightless effect of a swing you can suspend your lover allowing the oral giver to use there tongue, lips, hands and mouth in new exciting ways
  • Sitting in a swing allows your partner to move you around effortlessly during oral sex
  • The spring-loaded "energy" of a swing adds excitement to oral sex. Use the bungee spring motion to bounce your partner up and down while giving oral.
  • With the man placed in the swing, a woman can give oral sex by moving the man by pulling and pushing him back and forth into her mouth with very little effort.
  • Many couples enjoy weightless "69" oral sex. One partner lays on the bed one direction, the other partner is suspended in the swing facing the other; both of you face each others genital area.

MASTURBATION USING THE SEX SWING
  • Masturbate using a swing with the foot stirrups to keep legs apart effortlessly
  • A Sex Swing spring allows the user to bounce on an insertable toys
  • Relaxing positions as you swing
  • Attach a dildo or vibrator with a suction cup to the wall. Suspended in the swing, push your feet off the wall with the toy inserted.


This is just a small sampling of the possible sex positions that Sex Swings offer a creative user. Fortunately, there is lots of fun experimenting.

Friday, September 08, 2006

Adult Humor - Sex Jokes

Excuses You May Hear If You Catch Her Giving Oral To The Plumber


  1. He passed out, I'm giving him mouth-to-penis resuscitation.
  2. His plumbers helper broke.
  3. The sight of his butt crack just drove me wild.
  4. I slipped and fell on it.
  5. He offered us a discount if I helped him clean out the pipes.
  6. I was having an epileptic seizure, and he didn't want me to swallow my tongue.
  7. You told me not to blow any 'money' on a plumber.
  8. He asked me to help him uncoil his snake.
  9. He said he couldn't finish the job without "workmen's compensation."
  10. I was following the direction of that porn video you always want me to watch.
  11. He didn't want to fuck me without a rubber.


THE OFFICE PARTY


John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."

"He's an asshole," John said. "Piss on him."

"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."

"Well, screw him!" said John.

"I did. You're back at work on Monday."

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Best New Vibrator Innovation



Triple Treat Vibrator

Great New Vibrator


The Triple Treat vibrator offers stimulation to 3 simultaneous areas: vaginal, clitoral and anal! This Egyptian-inspired rabbit vibrator supplies outrageous excitement with its 3 probes. The shaft is dramatically veined for even more stimulation! Made from soft, pliable rubber material, the shaft and two stimulators will provide a nice, full feeling.

Three seperate motors give you the multi-speed power to reach fantastic orgasms. Two multi-speed dials control the vibration intensity. The "Teaser" dial adjusts the intensity of the anal and clitoral teasers, while the "Pleaser" dial controls the intensity of the shaft stimulation. An easy on/off push button is provided to quickly turn off the unit. With all this power, Triple Treat is still quiet, even at the highest vibration intensities.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Sex Positions While Standing

A variety of standing sex positions are available options for lovers.

  • The stand and carry position without a support has the penetrating partner standing while holding the receiving partner. The receiving partner wraps their legs around penetrator's waist and arms around shoulders.
  • Standing sex position using a structure for support. Also known as the "knee-trembler".
  • Wheelbarrow position puts the penetrating partner enters standing with the receiving partner on bottom lifted by their thighs. (also known as 'Hoovering of the floor' or 'Hoover Maneuver')
  • High Heel Elevation – The woman carefully selects a pair of high heels that are exactly the right height to allow her partner to comfortably penetrate her from behind, while they both stand. A separate height of shoe is usually needed for optimum comfort during face to face standing sex.
  • Harvey Wallbanger – Variant on the stand and carry, receiving partner's back is pressed against a wall or other large vertical surface as a frictional support.
  • Threading the needle sex position puts the receiving partner placing both hands and one foot on the floor. The penetrating partner stands behind with receiving partner's foot above shoulder, or leg around waist. The penetrating partner controls the intercourse. Anal penetration may also be possible.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Sex Positions - Sitting and Kneeling

  • Watching the game sex position is a variant on the cowgirl position with the penetrating partner sitting in a chair. The receiving partner sits, facing the penetrating partner--also known as the Lap dance.
  • Armchair position is another variant on the watching the game with the receiving partner sits in a chair and the penetrating partner kneeling in front of the receiver.
  • Black bee is the penetrating partner sits, hands behind on the floor with the receiving partner sits on top, hands on shoulders.
  • Furniture sex positions receiving partner on the edge of furniture, legs spread. The penetrating partner stands. The receiving partner reclines or sits on the edge of the furniture - sofa, counter, bed, etc. and spreads their legs. The penetrating partner stands or kneels, depending on the height of the furniture, supports the receiving partner's legs with their arms, and penetrates them. In this position, the penetrating partner can adjust the angle of penetration to enter from above or below to effect more stimulation. This position provides a good view for the penetrating partner of the penetration occurring.
  • Persuading of the debtor has the penetrating partner kneeling and the receiving partner on their back, ankles on each side of penetrating partner's shoulders.
  • Playing the Cello Sex Position puts the receiving partner on their back, ankles on one of the penetrating partner's shoulders and the penetrating partner kneeling enters from back. This is also known as Playing the Violin.
  • Proposal positions puts the receiving partner kneeling with legs apart. The penetrating partner kneels, one knee on ground.
  • Split level – receiving partner on bottom, legs around penetrating partner; penetrating partner kneels. Variant of the lotus position. In the regular position, both partners cross their legs.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Doggy Style Sex Position Variations

Here are more additions to our continuing series on sex positions. Today, we are exploring variations of the doggy style position. Many men find this one of the most exciting positions.

  • Leapfrog Sex Position has the penetrating partner inserting from behind. The receiving partner on all fours, facing down.
  • Leapfrog Variantion on the doggy sex position has the receiving partner's torso lower, also known as "face down ass up".
  • Froggy Style – variant on leapfrog position with the penetrating partner raising their own hips above those of the receiving partner for maximum penetration.
  • Upright doggy is variant on the doggy position. The receiving partner kneels upright.
  • Spread-eagle has the receiving partner laying face down, with legs spread open, while penetrating partner is on top. Also known as the spider position.
  • Spoons position has both partners lying on their same side facing in the same direction as the penetrating partner inserts from behind.
  • Reverse peace sign has the receiving partner laying face down with knees held together.
  • Inverted Missionary has the receiver laying face down on surface with legs spread/closed, and penetrating partner enters receiving partner while she/he lies on stomach (provides good stimulation of the penetrator's testicles, penetrator can reach around and stimulate the clitoris/testicles of the receiver)
  • Camel Ride/Camel-Style has the receiving partner laying on his/her side with the uppermost leg forward. The penetrating partner kneels over the receiver's leg, gaining access to either vagina or anus. Good for sex during pregnancy, or for overweight partners.

Friday, August 04, 2006

Missionary Sex Position Variations

  • The Missionary position is considered the most common position. The penetrating partner is on top with direct penetration and the receiving partner is on bottom, with legs open.
  • Side entry missionary offers a variation on the missionary position with the receiving partner on their side and the penetrating partner kneels to penetrate from behind.
  • Blossoming Flower Missionary is similar to the standard missionary position, with the receiving partner is on their back, but they also spread their legs, lift their hips and arch their back. The receiving partner is literally and figuratively opening themself up to their lover, and allowing for deeper penetration.
  • Squashing of the deckchair has the receiving partner on bottom, with legs pulled up. The penetrating partner is on top and holds the receiving partner's legs.
  • The Butterfly sex position has the receiving partner lie on their back and the penetrating partner stands and lifts the receiving partner's pelvis for penetration
  • Coital alignment technique is a variant on the missionary position, with the man in the missionary position and moves slightly forward so that the base of the penis rubs the clitoris.
  • The stopperage has the sex position variation of the penetrating partner pressing the receiving partner's thighs against their chest
  • The Yawning Position has the receiving partner's legs straight up and wide apart
  • Octopus Sex Position is similar to the butterfly, with the receiving partner resting her legs on the penetrating partner's shoulders
  • Feet-on-his-shoulders has the penetrating partner kneeling and the receiving partner resting their legs on penetrating partner's shoulders


There seem to be almost limitless little variations to the classic sex positions. We open with your partner and enjoy the moment to find those positions that work best for you best.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked...

  1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
  2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
  3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
  4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
  5. You want to see if it's like the dream.
  6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
  7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
  8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
  9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
  10. No one steals your chair.

Monday, July 10, 2006

Breast Orgasms

"Breast Orgasms—some women can actually reach an orgasm just from prolonged, sensuous breast stimulation. Even if they can’t reach orgasm, most women complain that men don’t stimulate these highly erogenous zones enough before intercourse.
Here are some of the many ways to excite her breasts:

  1. Cupping the breast with just the tip of all five fingers and slowly bringing them all to the nipple
  2. Caress everywhere around her nipple with fingers, lips and tongue before touching her nipples
  3. Licking around the nipple and aureola
  4. Gentle sucking of the nipples
  5. Tender flicking of the nipples with your tongue
  6. Using your hand and mouth at the same time on the breasts
  7. Gently sucking the entire breast (or as much as possible) into your mouth while still tonguing the nipple"

Excerpt from the book: "Recipes for Better Sex: 75 Delicious Ways to Spice Up Your Love Life--from www.PleasureMeNow.com"

Monday, June 26, 2006

Adult Humor - Sex Jokes

THE TOP 10 MARKETING SLOGANS FOR VIAGRA


  1. Viagra, The quicker dicker upper
  2. Viagra, One-a-day, like iron
  3. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there
    tonight
  4. Viagra, Home of the whopper
  5. Viagra, It plumps when you take 'em
  6. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
  7. Viagra, Tastes great, more filling
  8. Viagra, Ten inches long ... and growing.
  9. Viagra, We work harder, so you don't have to.
  10. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any
    questions?

DIFFERENT WORKERS IN BED


  1. Accountants do it with Double Entry
  2. Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
  3. Bankers do it with interest
  4. Bookkeepers do it for the record
  5. Bosses delegate the task to others
  6. Elevator men do it up and down
  7. Engineers do it to specifications
  8. Firemen do it with a big hose
  9. Frank Sinatra does it his way
  10. Garbagemen come twice a week
  11. Landlords do it every 1st of the month
  12. Teachers do it with class

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

G-Spot Orgasms

The illusive G-Spot can produce amazing, strong and prolonged orgasms in many women. The G-Spot is a small mound of tissue about the size of a quarter that is generally found about 2 inches inside the vagina on the upper wall. With your lover lying on her back with her legs open, you can find the G-Spot by sliding a finger inside her vagina, palm up, with your finger up—the middle finger is usually best—then curve your finger towards her belly and yourself. You’ll feel a ridge and, if she’s properly excited, a slightly swollen, spongy mound—the G-Spot.

To produce a strong sexual response, most women must be very aroused before you arrive at the G-Spot. So, lots of caressing, kissing, clitoral stimulation and other stimulation should proceed any arousal of the G-Spot.

Once a woman is properly excited, stimulating the G-Spot with one or two fingers in a gentle, rhythmic motion works best. Some women like a gentle, circular motion or a slight rocking back and forth motion with the fingers. Continued clitoral stimulation is also a good plan—oral is the best

Friday, June 16, 2006

Virtual Reality Sex Toy for Long-Distance Couples




An ingenius virtual reality sex device makes it possible for sex partners to stimulate each other using any two internet connected computers in the world. The Internet Enabled Rabbit Vibrator allows you to watch and control your partner over the Internet—perfect for long distance relationships. Now you can drive her to sexual peak as you watch and stimulator her from a control panel.

Managing Partner of www.PleasureMeNow.com, Ron Jacks, says, "We've gotten great response for the Internet Enabled Virtual Sex Rabbit Vibrator from lovers who are seperated, such as military people stationed in Iraq and other overseas assiagnments. Although, some people just like the naughty nature of this virtual reality sex toy."

The Internet Enabled Virtual Sex Rabbit Vibrator takes cybersex to the next level. This virtual reality sex toy teams with Highjoy.com to produce a vibrator toy that works over the Internet from any PC to stimulate your partner. The Rabbit Vibrator includes a multi-speed controller, swirling beads, pivoting head and independently controlled stimulator on the vibrator shaft.

The computer requirements for the Virtual Sex Internet Enabled Rabbit Vibrator include Windows 98 or later operating system, a serial or USB port, and an internet connection. Teh vibrator interent toy includes a free membership to highjoy.com, software and connection cables for the vibrator to your computer.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Subtlety of Sexual Intercourse

Below are some sex techniques to enhance intercourse with your partner.

Vary the speed of intercourse. The most sensuous love making is often VERY slow. Enter her little by little so that you feel every bit of your penis enter her. This is extremely exciting to women as well.

Some of the most intense pleasures of intercourse occur when you first enter the woman. Extend this sensation by entering her slowly with just the tip of your penis, then slowly pull out of her, leaving your penis still touching the entrance to the vagina, then slowly reenter. Keep repeating this method and both of you will experience intense pleasure.

Vary the speed and depth of entry. Find what feels good to both of you. Try new things. Keep mixing it up by varying your speed, angles and the depth as you build towards climax. For most women, right before climax is the only time very fast thrusting feels good.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Facinating Facts about Orgasms and Masturbation

The history of masturbation dates back to pre-historic times as indicated by cave paintings and artifacts. Depictions of male masturbation are common in the ancient world.

Condemnation of masturbation dates back to the days of fertility-worship. Judeo-Christian tradition used Genesis 38 to show that God frowned upon masturbation. Onan of Judah was having sex with his brother's widow and "prematurely withdrew" in an attempt to not impregnate her. This is where the word "onanism" came from, and is the only mention of "seed spilling" in the Bible.

Between 1856 and 1919 the U.S. Patent Office granted patents for forty-nine anti-masturbation devices. Thirty-five were for horses and fourteen for humans.

In 1994, former United States Surgeon General, Dr. Joycelyn Elders, recommended that masturbation be included in sex education in schools. The recommendation was met with outrage and led to Dr. Elders' resignation.

The medical community later reiterated that safe-sex education could be the only ammunition against the spread of AIDS. Today, data shows that masturbation is among the most common of sexual activities, second only to intercourse.

  • Orgasms release physical tension and emotional stress.
  • Orgasms increase circulation and release "feel good" endorphins.
  • Adolescents can use masturbation to delay the loss of their virginity.
  • Masturbation is an alternative to engaging in extra-marital affairs.
  • Regular ejaculations decrease the risk of prostate cancer in men.
  • Masturbation can help a person with a difficulty in reaching an orgasm.
  • Masturbation is recommended to men who suffer from premature ejaculation enabling them to learn to delay their orgasms.

Friday, May 26, 2006

New Sex Toys

Below are some new sex toys just released that sound like fun.


Remote Control Vibrator Egg
Cleopatra Remote Control Vibrator
The Berman Center Waterproof Vibrating Remote Control Egg is a beautiful, purple rubber-coated egg. This little vibe works discreetly with power.

This remote vibrator offers 7 functions of vibration, including pulsation and escalation. Endorsed by Dr. Laura Berman is an internationally reknowned expert in the area of female sexuality. Dr. Laura Berman's recent agreement with CalExotics (Swedish Erotica) has produced the "Berman Center Intimate Accessories," a unique line of sex toys & vibrators specifically designed to satisfy a woman's desires.





Silicone Triple Teaser Vibrator
CyberSilicone 5X Triple Teaser vibrator
features two motors with 5 pleasurizing vibrating programs. It offers clitoral, g-spot, and anal stimulation.

The CyberSilicone 5X Triple Teaser vibrator's has raised nubs for clitoris and anus excitement, with a curved tip on the shaft for g-spot sensations. The dual-motor provides powerful vibrations. This new sex toy material is soft, hygenic and warms to body heat.


Tuesday, May 23, 2006

FUNNY HUMOROUS CLASSIFIED ADS

Below are actual humorous classified ads from newspapers:

USED TOMBSTONE, perfect for someone named Homer Hendel Bergen Heinzel. One only, call xxx-1562

WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. PO Box x243, Oakview, CA. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

PERSONAL: Single male seeks double-jointed supermodel who owns a brewery and grows her own pot. Access to free concert tickets a plus, as is having open minded twin sister!

HAVE VIAGRA. Need woman. Any women between 18 & 80. PO Box xxx, Boise, ID 83701

Monday, May 22, 2006

Popular Vibrators




The Rabbit Habit Vibrator is the real thing! A high quality Japanese vibrator just like the Rabbit Pearl, but this one is longer, and the controls are located in the base, so there are no wires to deal with.


Bend the shaft slightly on this multi-stimulating rabbit habit vibrator and the beads will rotate at the entrance to the vaginal opening (a highly sensitive area) and the clitoris sits right between the vibrating ears of the rabbit! The shaft and the ears on the Rabbit Habit are independently controlled and speed is variable on both. You'll have hours of orgasm fun with this dual stimulator Rabbit Habit vibe from Vibratex. 9 inches total length X 1.25 inches wide (5 insertable inches). Made of high-quality vinyl (latex free).







The LayaSpot Vibrator from Fun Factory is a perfectly shaped, ergonomically designed silicone vibrator that looks and feels great. It's small (about the size of a computer mouse), and fits very nicely in your hand. It also cradles perfectly in the contours of a woman's pelvic area.


The intensity of the vibrations are controlled with two illuminated buttons that vary the vibrations from barely noticible to WOW! The three different vibrating programs each with multi-speed vibrations, allow for an unending array of pleasure choices.








Remote Control Vibrators are our second most popular type of vibrator behind the Rabbit Vibes. Let your partner control your pleasure when you're out for a night on the town.






The Jack Rabbit Vibrator with its rotating beads and strategically placed rabbit shaped clitoral stimulator is the most popular of all the pearl rabbit vibrators. The control of this vibrating rabbit clitoral stimulator include independent adjustment for intensity. Pearl-like beads twirl inside the soft pink shaft, while it gyrates to stimulate ALL the right spots! The Jack Rabbit Vibrator requires 3 C Batteries to give it lots of power. This very popular rabbit vibrator is about 1.5 to 2 inches wide and about 7 inches long--5 being useable. Check out all the Jack Rabbit Vibrator reviews below from our customers.

Friday, May 19, 2006

Romance Your Woman

Women like to know you’re thinking about them. Give her a little surprise. She’ll love receiving little notes saying how much you love her. Put them on her pillow, in her purse, on her steering wheel, in a pan or through the mail (Yes. US Postal even if you live together—it makes it special). Send her an email just to let her know you’re thinking of her.

Ingredients:
• Nice note paper and an envelope (you must hand write your note to make it personal)

Optional Ingredients:
• If you don’t feel comfortable writing your own poem look for one about love by Walt Whitman, Lord Byron or John Keats
• http://www.1lovecards.com/main.html Beautiful romantic photo e-cards
• http://greetings.yahoo.com Yahoo offers a large selection of online greeting cards

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Romantic Sex Techniques for Couples

Wet Locks


Wash your lover’s hair. Most women find this incredibly sensual. It’s a marvelous experience for guys too.

Ingredients:
• A warm shower
• A nice scented shampoo
• Tender, loving fingers

Kneed Until Tender


A scalp massage is related to washing hair. Something magical happens when someone gently rubs your scalp. It can be both relaxing and sexually stimulating at the same time.

Ingredients:
• Slow, sensuous motion with the fingertips
• One scalp

Monday, May 15, 2006

Sexy Aphrodisiac Foods

Want to spice up your love life? Pumpkin pie may be the answer. Researchers are rediscovering what grandma already knew, there is a path between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Researches have been rediscovering the effects of smell and taste on male and female arousal. The results show that sexual urges are stimulated by specific odors. For men, the most noteworthy are pumpkin pie and lavender. For women, banana nut bread, Good-N-Plenty candy and cucumbers.

Traditionally, aphrodisiacs have included such foods as artichokes, figs, strawberries, pomegranates, asparagus, cucumbers and chocolate. Some foods make the list because their shape is suggestive of male sex organs (asparagus, cucumbers) or female sex organs (figs, halved strawberries).

Women have always gone soft for chocolate because it gives them the same high as falling in love. Chocolate contains a chemical called “phenyl ethylamine” as well as caffeine, a stimulant.

Ingredients:
• Popular aphrodisiac foods are chocolate dipped strawberries, baked & aromatic items like fresh bread, cake or pastries or whatever foods your partner desires

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Howard Stern Sybian Sex Machine Videos

Howard Stern has convinced numberous beautiful stars to take a ride on the Sybian Sex Machine. Mr. Stern must be very persuasive to get Jenna Jameson, Carmen Electra, Tera Patrick and other babes to use the Sybian. For a view of these sex machine movies (R rated), choose one of these links:

Sybian Movie of Jenna Jameson Riding the Sybian Sex Machine on Howard Stern Video

Movie of Carmen Electra on the Sybian Sex Machine

Video of Valentina Vaughn Riding Sybian

Sybian Movie of Terra Patrick Using the Sybian sex machine on Howard Stern (Film)

To learn more about the Sybian, click the link below:

Sybian Sex Machine
Sybian Sex Machine

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Romantic Gestures for Couples

Tell your significant other that you’re going to have a formal dinner in a few days and plan to dress up. Ask them to “arrive” for the date and to bring the wine and/or flowers, even if you live together. Prepare a favorite dinner (or order a nice ‘take out’ meal) before they arrive, so you can enjoy the evening without constantly rushing to the kitchen. Give each other your undivided attention.

Make it an unforgettable, romantic moment you will both remember a lifetime.

Ingredients:
• Mix equal parts candlelight, soft music, your best china, a great meal and dressing to the nines
• If you have children send them to a relative or friend’s house. This dinner is for grownups

Optional Ingredients:
• Foods that you can feed to each other—very sexy

Monday, May 08, 2006

Best Quality Vibrator Sex Toys



Silicone Crystal Bunny Vibrator The Silicone Ultra Flashing Crystal Multi-Speed Bunny Vibrator is a sensuously soft, hygienically superior silicone vibe with 21 Impulse Patterns, 7 hypersonic functions and synchronized mood-lights. The 3 speed rotating shaft has non-jamming metal beads and an interlocking base that can be used with other interlocking double dongs. The clitoral bunny has 7 levels of vibration, pulsation and escalation.







Rabbit Habit Vibrator Bend the shaft slightly on this high quality Japanese vibrator and the beads will rotate at the entrance to the vaginal opening (a highly sensitive area) and the clitoris sits right between the vibrating ears of the rabbit! The shaft and the ears on the Rabbit Habit vibrator are independently controlled and speed is variable on both. You'll have hours of orgasm fun with this dual stimulator Rabbit Habit vibe from Vibratex. TRUST US. You won't be disappointed!







7 Function Remote Control Vibrator The Waterproof 7 Function Remote Egg is waterproof for playful underwater ecstasy. Enjoy powerful vibrations without having to worry about wires or cords getting in the way of your fun. With a generous 15 foot range, you can give your lover the remote, so you can be teased from afar!

The next generation of remote-controlled egg is smaller & softer to the touch than the original. However, a different look and feel are just the beginning. The waterproof mini egg features seven escalating vibration functions at the touch of a button.

The original remote control egg's larger size is a thrill, but the smaller dimensions of this updated model make it more comfortable for longer use, such as during a concert or flight (happy landings!). A thin coating of durable rubber gives the mini egg a velvety feel.

This egg is quiet, discreet, and has a nylon retrieval cord, allowing it to go places you've only imagined! The one touch on/off button, and convenient attachment clasp allow your partner to effortlessly control sensations without the lights on.








Cyberskin Realistic Dildo Vibrator The Cyberskin Vibrating Cyber Cock utilizes 21st century technology to rocket you into ecstasy. This toy is one of the most realistic feeling vibrators on the market. It's so life-like you'll swear it's the real thing!

The Vibrating Cyber Cock is made of high quality, dual-density Cyberskin. The thick shaft has a a soft, supple outer skin, and the interior is made of a sturdy, more rigid material. Unlike a real penis, though, this one has a powerful vibrator for even more pleasure! Experience the ultimate cyber orgasm.

A free gift in every box--a personal lubricant and Cyberskin renew to keep this toy ready to go. 7.5 inches long (6 insertable inches) x 1.625 inches wide. Choose between white and cinnamon.

Friday, May 05, 2006

Practical Sex Solutions – Real-Life "Better Sex"

Have you ever thought to yourself, "My sex life would be so much
better if my partner was a just little more/less _________"? Yes, you
have. It's happened. Human beings are all unique, with all sorts of
physical and psychological variations that aren't always ideal for the
ultimate sex life. Don't despair, however! Technology has brought us
leaps and bounds forward in the search for sexual pleasure. Sex toys
are no longer limited to cheap, plastic, phallic-shaped things. There
is a wide variety of fun, useful products designed to improve our
personal, loving sex lives and strengthen our relationships. So if
the man of your dreams just happens to be a little under par in the
size department, or you find yourself wanting more than he can give,
it doesn't mean you can't have ultimately satisfying sex. Read on…

Problem 1: "He's too small"
There are a few solutions to this problem, if indeed this is a problem
at all. Many men who are below average size-wise have learned to use
other parts of their body to their partner's grateful benefit. But if
his little guy just isn't satisfying you, there are quite a few things
to try. First, try different positions: let him take you from behind
while you squeeze your legs together, or lie on your back with your
knees at your chest and your feet over his shoulders. These positions
allow deeper penetration, tighten your canal and increase sensation
for both of you. You can also have him try a penis enhancer. These
come in all sizes and shapes to lengthen, thicken, support, and
satisfy whatever need you both may have. Third, work your PC muscles.
A good set of Smartballs, an updated version of Ben-Wa balls, will
strengthen and tighten your internal muscles. With your vaginal
muscles primed and toned, you'll be amazed at how much more you'll
feel during sex.

Problem 2: "He's too big"
Sorry to disillusion you, guys, but bigger isn't always better. A
huge member doesn't always guarantee pleasure; it can often cause pain
for women with tight or short vaginal canals. The best solution to
this problem is lots of foreplay! Spend lots of time getting her
excited using your hands or mouth. When she's ready, slather on a
healthy dollop of lubricant and ease in slowly. Silicone-based lubes
tend to work best for easing the friction of a tight fit. If he's
really long, try a set of penis donuts. These fit tightly at the base
of the penis so he'll still receive stimulation, but they're wide
enough keep him from going further in than she's comfortable with.
Some positions to try: her on top, so she's in complete control of
penetration and speed. Side-by-side also limits how deeply he can
penetrate.

Problem 3: "He wants it all the time"
If your partner is always after you for sex, and you're never "in the
mood," you're setting yourself up for some serious long-term
relationship problems. Try not to think of this as his problem; there
are a number of solutions you can enact that can directly affect you.
Some things to try:
*Make sure you're keeping a healthy sleep schedule – Not enough sleep
leads to a reduction in testosterone, the hormone that gives you a
healthy libido.
*Take active responsibility for your sex drive – Figure out what turns
you on, don't leave it to your partner to guess. When you pinpoint
what gets you in the mood, do it often, share it with your partner,
whatever it takes to enjoy yourself.
*Identify and work out issues with your body image – The better you
feel about your body, the more likely you are to enjoy sex. This may
require a getting a gym membership or scheduling counseling.
*Initiate sex, even if you're not in the mood – By taking the reigns,
you take control of the situation, which can be a major turn-on for
you. You don't even have to go all the way. Oral sex or even manual
stimulation will make your partner equally grateful, and can rev up
your own lagging libido.
*Fantasize – Let your body and mind get in the mood without the
pressure of having to perform or please someone else. Find a fun
vibrator or other toy help you enjoy your alone time. The more you
exercise your libido, the healthier it'll become.

Problem 4: "He doesn't want it as much as I do"
Biology has set us up for a cruel trick: as we age, a woman's sex
drive goes up while a man's libido starts to fall behind. While many
women fear this is because they have become less appealing to their
partners, in most cases, this couldn't be further from the truth.
Here are some things you can do to help yourself out:
*Masturbate – When you need to take the edge off, close the door, turn
on some music, and spend some quality time with your favorite rabbit
vibrator.
*Make sure it's sex you're after – Identify whether you're actually
craving sex, or if you're looking for love, intimacy, affection, or a
stress-reducer. There are other ways of receiving these without
depending on sex.
*Know your partner's appetites – Learn what turns him on and off.
Explore all the options of the things they enjoy, broaden your
repertoire of sexual knowledge, and be sure to mix it up. A simple
sex swing can make your sex lives seem brand new again.
*Utilize the quickie – Sex doesn't always have to be an hour-long
excursion. Use lots of lubricant and make the most of whatever time
you have.

Take an active role in improving your sexual happiness, and you'll
find that you both benefit. Life changes over time, so be sure to
communicate, work through whatever issues you may have together, and
don't be afraid to try new things. Satisfaction comes to those who
work at it!

Thursday, May 04, 2006

VIAGRA ADULT JOKES

  • Did you hear about the side-effects of the Viagra pill for men? If you swallow it slowly, you'll get a stiff neck.
  • What do you get if you mix Viagra and Prozac? - A guy who is ready to go but doesn't really care where.
  • Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three I minute ride.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Eroscillator Vibrator

An Eroscillator is a specially designed vibrator that looks a bit like an electric toothbrush. It has a small head that moves from side to side. This is the vibrator endorsed by Dr. Ruth Westheimer.

The Eroscillator is perhaps the most pedigreed sex toy on the market. According to the official Eroscillator website, it is the creation of a "world renowned" Swiss designer and is "scientifically engineered." It looks like a large, bronze electric toothbrush. The head moves in a back and forth, in a side-to-side motion that is meant to mimic the movement of a finger on the clitoris. There are a few attachments available for it, including one that resembles anal beads, and another with tufts of brushes. There is also a cup attachment that can be used on penises, so men can also use this device.


Eroscillator Vibrator
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The Eroscillator is endorsed by sex advice guru Dr. Ruth Westheimer, and is touted as being "university tested," referring to a study conducted by Louis Lieberman and Mary Cuadrado, two sexologists at City University of New York. Their findings indicate that the women in their test group reported more orgasms and more intense orgasms while using the Eroscillator, compared to a coil vibrator and a Hitachi Magic Wand. A majority of the women also preferred the Eroscillator's features over those of the other vibrators. However, it seems telling that the only place these results have been published is on a handful of sites that sell the Eroscillator products.

This vibrator is very different from any other vibrator on the market. This means, of course, that not everyone will like it. It is extremely powerful, and has a unique design that not everyone finds comfortable to handle. Do your research before you buy one to make sure this is an investment you want to make. People who like the Eroscillator really, really love it. People who don't, however, really don't. There isn't a lot of gray area, and for the investment, you want to make sure that its right for you.

Monday, May 01, 2006

New Sex Toy - Lady Calston InJoy Self Pleasurizer

Lady Calston InJoy Self Pleasurizer Dildo Vibrator


Click to order Lady Calston InJoy Self Pleasurizer Dildo Vibrator

Lady Calston InJoy Self Pleasurizer Dildo Vibrator is the perfect hands-free toy because you can just lie back and let the toy do all the work! Just strap it on and imagine that there's someone hot and sexy breathing in your ear and biting your neck while thrusting deep inside of you.

The Lady Calston InJoy Self Pleasurizer is an amazingly realistic penis that automatically moves in and out while the perfectly textured balls vibrate your clitoris for incredible sensations. Separate controls give you the power to speed up or slow down the thrusting and vibrations allowing you to dial-up the perfect orgasm.

If you prefer being on top, remove the straps and use the suction cup to hold the InJoy Self Pleasurizer while you ride it to orgasm after orgasm. 7 inches long x 1.5 inches wide. 4.75 inches around. 4 C Batteries required.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Unusual Sex Positions

These sex positions are more innovative, and not as widely known or practised. Enjoy yourself, but don't end up in a permanent pretzel.

  • Cross position has the receiver on the bottom with the penetrating partner on top perpendicular.
  • NASCAR is a variation on the cross position. The receiver sits on the bed and the penetrating partner lays on side, perpendicular.
  • Head to toe sex position puts the penetrating partner on their back, with legs spread. The receiving partner is on their back on top, legs spread--both facing different directions.
    Rocking chair technique puts the penetrating partner on bottom with the receiving partner on all fours, facing up.
  • K position has the penetrator and receiver laying on their backs, heads pointed away from one another. Each partner places one leg on other's shoulder (using it as a brace) and the other leg somewhat to the side so that they form a capital K.
  • T-square sex position has the receiving partner on back with knees up and legs apart, penetrating partner lies on side perpendicular to the receiver, with the penetrating partner's hips under the arch formed by receiver's legs. Good position for during pregnancy.
  • Drilling for Oil sex technique puts the receiving partner laying on their shoulders with back up against a bed or couch (sort of a head-stand, except on shoulders) and legs folded toward their head. The penetrating partner stands astride and inserts from a standing position. This position might also be referred to as the Hydraulic Jackhammer or the Pile Driver.

Friday, April 21, 2006

Sex Positions - Woman on Top Variations - Part 3

The woman on top sex position, sometimes called the Cowgirl position or the Amazon sex position. The penetrating partner lies on his or her back and the receiving partner sits on top of the penetrator facing the penetrator's face. The receiving partner may stimulate the penetrating partner's genitals by reaching behind.
  • Reverse Amazon has the penetrating partner laying on their back with the receiving partner sits on top of the penetrator facing AWAY from them. The receiving partner may stimulate the penetrating partner's genitals from this position. Another advantage is that the penetrating partner may view the receiving partner's back, which some find to be an erotic stimulus.
  • Italian chandelier sex position variantion on the above position puts the receiving partner on top, arching her back and placing her hands on the ground, with the penetrating partner on bottom.
  • Reverse Cowgirl Horizontal places the penetrating partner on their back. The receiving partner first sits on top of the penetrator facing AWAY from them, and then lies down on top of the penetrating partner.
  • Asian Cowgirl has the penetrating partner lies on their back and the receiving partner squats (not kneels) on top of the penetrator facing toward them.
  • Horizontal reverse woman on top sex position variantion on the above position puts the receiving partner on top facing down with torso lower with the penetrating partner on bottom.
  • Full control woman on top works well if the penetrating partner's waist is sufficiently slim. The receiving partner (while the penetrating partner is fully inserted and their back arched) can bring their knees under their partner's back, thus providing the penetrator support. The penetrating partner in this position is essentially immobile, and the receiver fully controls the intercourse. The intercourse then continues by the receiver leaning backwards and pushing against the penetrator.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Missionary Sex Position Variations

  • The Missionary position is considered the most common position. The penetrating partner is on top with direct penetration and the receiving partner is on bottom, with legs open.
  • Side entry missionary offers a variation on the missionary position with the receiving partner on their side and the penetrating partner kneels to penetrate from behind.
  • Blossoming Flower Missionary is similar to the standard missionary position, with the receiving partner is on their back, but they also spread their legs, lift their hips and arch their back. The receiving partner is literally and figuratively opening themself up to their lover, and allowing for deeper penetration.
  • Squashing of the deckchair has the receiving partner on bottom, with legs pulled up. The penetrating partner is on top and holds the receiving partner's legs.
  • The Butterfly sex position has the receiving partner lie on their back and the penetrating partner stands and lifts the receiving partner's pelvis for penetration
  • Coital alignment technique is a variant on the missionary position, with the man in the missionary position and moves slightly forward so that the base of the penis rubs the clitoris.
  • The stopperage has the sex position variation of the penetrating partner pressing the receiving partner's thighs against their chest
  • The Yawning Position has the receiving partner's legs straight up and wide apart
  • Octopus Sex Position is similar to the butterfly, with the receiving partner resting her legs on the penetrating partner's shoulders
  • Feet-on-his-shoulders has the penetrating partner kneeling and the receiving partner resting their legs on penetrating partner's shoulders


There seem to be almost limitless little variations to the classic sex positions. We open with your partner and enjoy the moment to find those positions that work best for you best.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

What is the Fastest Way to Reach Orgasm for a Woman?

Different women respond to different types of sexual stimulation, so what gets one person off quickly may do nothing for another. However, most women respond well to direct and sustained clitoral stimulation. Using a vibrator is one of the easiest ways to achieve this, but because some people prefer light stimulation and others prefer more intense stimulation, the same model of vibrator will not work well for all people. You have to find the type of vibrator that gives you the stimulation you best respond to.
To figure this out, think about the kind of stimulation that really gets you off. Is it light and fluttering, or deep and penetrating? Localized on a small area of the clit, or do you prefer stimulation over a larger area? Women who enjoy light, localized stimulation might enjoy a pocket rocket vibrator with an attachment, bullet vibrator, or a strap-on clitoral stimulator, while those who like stimulation over a broader area might prefer a Hitachi Magic Wand.

And speaking of penetration, vaginal penetration isn't necessary for a woman to get off. Penetration can make orgasms more pleasurable for many women, but most women respond more quickly to simple direct clitoral stimulation. Likewise, massaging the G-spot inside the vagina manually or with toys may increase the intensity of a woman's orgasm, but usually doesn't bring it about directly. However, if a woman enjoys simultaneous clitoral and vaginal penetration, she would probably enjoy a rabbit-style vibrator, or a G-spot stimulator with external nubs for the clit.

Once you find the right vibe, you need to find the right spot to get you off. This may be directly on top of the clit, or off to one side. Move the vibrator around until you get in "the zone" and then stay on top of the sweet spot. This should have you over the top in no time.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Butterfly Vibrator

There are a ton of butterfly vibrators out there. Pearl butterflies, clitoral butterflies, pretty much a butterfly for everything. But one of the most unique butterflies out there is the Vibratex Butterly Vibrator. A vibrating shaft and powerful butterfly clitoral stimulator are just the beginning to this fun toy. The butterfly stimulator is uniquely designed to hug the clitoris for the ultimate in pleasure. The stimulator is also perfect for those who are unsure of exactly what kind of stimulation they need. The head of the shaft is bulbous and rotates perfectly for g-spot stimulation. One controller turns on the vibrations in the clit stimulator and the head and the other controls the rotation. To see a movies of this vibrator in action, check out this website! http://www.pleasuremenow.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3172


Butterfly Vibrator


One of the most fun and unique qualities of this vibrator is that it lights up! The lights vary in speed, pattern and color to add a little extra flair to the fun! The Vibratex Butterfly is made from the highest quality materiel so it doesnt get sticky or leave that greasy feel on your hands. It's made by Vibratex, the same company that made the famous Rabbit Pearl seen on Sex and the City!

Monday, April 10, 2006

Vibrator Categories

Here is a listing of the most popular various types of vibrators available.


Rabbit Vibrators, with their unique construction, are the most popular vibrator today. Their long, phallic, rotating shaft penetrates the vagina, while simultaneously a clitoral stimulator vibrates independently, with separate controls. Additionally, some of these vibrator shafts have beads ("pearls") that twist and rotate for additional stimulation of the vaginal lips and/or the g-spot. The protruding, independent clitoral stimulators are usually shaped like animals: rabbits, beavers, panthers, and dolphins seem to be the most popular.




Remote Control Vibrators are our second most popular type of vibrator behind the Rabbit Vibes. Let your partner control your pleasure when you're out for a night on the town.




G-Spot Vibrators - Difficult to reach and mysterious, the G-Spot can now be accessed by a woman with a specially curved vibrator. These vibrators offer a curved tip with a long shaft, so that, once inserted, a woman can reach the G-Spot on the upper wall in her vagina. A vibrator made of hard material is best because it doesn't bend when inserted in the vagina.




The Jack Rabbit Vibrator with its rotating beads and strategically placed rabbit shaped clitoral stimulator is the most popular of all the pearl rabbit vibrators. The control of this vibrating rabbit clitoral stimulator include independent adjustment for intensity. Pearl-like beads twirl inside the soft pink shaft, while it gyrates to stimulate ALL the right spots! The Jack Rabbit Vibrator requires 3 C Batteries to give it lots of power. This very popular rabbit vibrator is about 1.5 to 2 inches wide and about 7 inches long--5 being useable. Check out all the Jack Rabbit Vibrator reviews below from our customers.




Realistic Vibrators are made to look like a penis. These vibrators are made out of a wide variety of more flexible, or skin-like materials. Some have veins or ribbing for a more natural feel. Some of the newest materials are Cyberskin and UR3. They are amazing in their skin like quality and about as close as you can get to the real thing.




Clitoral Strap-On Vibrators - With their straps that fit like underwear, this type of vibrator fits over the clitoris and is held in place providing hands-free fun. It can even comfortably be used while having intercourse. It is basically a bullet, with a jelly cover.

Friday, April 07, 2006

Sex Furniture - Sex Positions

A variety of sex furniture is being made for the bedroom. The sex positions couples use depends on a variety of factors:

  • physical comfort
  • inhibitions about experimenting with sexual positions
  • finding a sexual position that postpones or prolongs orgasm
  • circumstances, such as available time, location, circumstance)
  • finding a one sex position more satisfying than another


A wide choice of sex furniture is available today to increase the quality, quantity and desirability of sexual positions.

Liberator Cube This piece of sex furniture offers many positions including the Man From Behind. It is very suitable for spontaneous urges to make love as it is able to be done just by loosening of the clothes. It is good for fast exciting sex, giving both partners the opportunity to thrust against one another. The woman leans over and the man enters her vagina from behind.


Liberator Wedge



Liberator Ramp The man can use this piece of furniture to enter the woman and supporting himself on his knees while holding up her legs in the air.



Sex Swing We receive more positive feedback on this sex swing than any other sex toy. People love the many new sex positions. See my other post for the many sex positions for intercourse and oral sex possible with the sex swing.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

WHY IT SUCKS BEING A DICK - Dirty Jokes

Here are the top ten reasons it is touch being a penis.

  1. You've got a hole in your head.
  2. Your master strangles you all the time.
  3. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
  4. You shrink in cold water.
  5. You never get a haircut.
  6. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
  7. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
  8. Your best friend is a pussy.
  9. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
  10. Every time you get excited, you throw up.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Vibrators in the News - Vibrators of the Stars

Hollywood stars have been talking vibrators.

In an interview, Desperate Housewive star TERI Hatcher said, "I'm not looking to fall in love and marry. Not because I'm angry or defensive; it just isn't on my agenda right now." Which means her own love life is considerably less racy than her character's. "Yes, I would say less," she sighs-"unless you count my vibrator; then it's more!"

Former Playboy Bunny and Actress Jenny McCarthy visited the Howard Stern Radio Show. She told the talk show host that her favorite vibrator is the Pocket Rocket Vibrator, and that she uses it several times a week.

Eva Longoria, another DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES star, recently claimed she relies on her vibrator and all women should own one. She was overwhelmed when fans started sending vibrators to her through the mail.

Longoria says, "People sent them to me by the truckload. Boxes and boxes and boxes. I gave them to all my girlfriends." She confesses her best sex of the past year came courtesy of her vibrator. "I own two. I have the Rabbit Vibrator, and I give that as a gift all the time."

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Sex Positions Using a Sex Swing

Below are some suggested sex positions, using one of the several sex swings available today. These swings make love making an altogether new experience. You'll love experimenting with many new sex positions.

INTERCOURSE SEX POSITIONS USING SEX SWINGS


  • Easily "swing" your partner to the next sex position while maintaining the mood
  • You imaginations will offer endless possibilities for intercourse sex positions
  • Using the Spring supplied with most sex swings gives energy for faster / deeper penetration
  • With the man can standing with the woman in the swing, the man can move the woman back and forth in the swing, or move her in other interesting angles, for intercourse. This is a favorite position for many.
  • Torque Support Bar™ to hold on to allows you greater leverage during sex
  • Adjustable straps give you different angles of entry
  • The man can sit in a chair with the woman in the swing over him, her legs spread apart or together. The woman can be facing away from the man or toward him.
  • More comfortable sex positions with the Love Swing offer both of you less fatigue and back strain. This allows for more comfort and longer love making sessions.
  • Hands-free sexual positions provides an entirely new realm of touch and caressing sensations during sex
  • Attach the swing over the bed. Have the man lay down on the bed, bounce the woman up and down in the swing using the bungee spring.
  • With the man laying down and the woman suspended in the swing over him, spin the woman in the swing 360º
  • A woman can be suspended face down in the swing for "doggy style" entry or anal entry. (Also, male anal entry.)

ORAL SEX POSITIONS WITH A SEX SWING


  • Swing allows you to move your partner around effortlessly during oral sex
  • Weightless freedom and suspended access to your lover allows a great variety of sex positions for the oral giver to use your tongue, lips, hands and mouth in new exciting ways
  • Choose positions to eliminate strain on neck and back. Oral giver kneeling on floor or bed with oral receiving partner suspended in swing.
  • Incorporate spring-loaded "energy" to oral sex. Use the bungee spring to give motion to oral sex or to bounce your partner up and down while giving oral.
  • With the man in the swing, the woman giving oral sex can move the man by pulling and pushing him back and forth into her mouth with very little effort.
  • Weightless "69" oral sex. One partner lays on the bed one direction, the other partner suspended in the swing faces the other; both of you face each others genital area.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Vibrators to Reach First Orgasm

Many women experience their first orgasm when using a vibrator.

If you've never experienced an orgasm, certainly try manual stimulation first. If that doesn't work or you'd like more intense stimulation, a vibrator may help you make the breakthrough. Purchase a model with a good range of levels from moderate to strong vibration. Arrange enough time to play around with it and experiment. Get used to it, use it on different part of your genitals, and give yourself plenty of time to reach a level of sexual excitation.

Most people prefer using a vibrator or other sex toys with a sexual lubricant. Lubes help create a slipery, sensuous feel when using a toy. Water-wased lubricants are usually the most versatile.

Make sure that you're relaxed and in the mood when you use your vibrator. Fantasize, read some sexy stories, or look at porn if that gets you turned on. Not everyone needs a vibrator to get off, but it can make the experience even more enjoyable. After you have your first orgasmic experience with a vibrator, you'll probably find that you want to continue using it at least some of the time. Or maybe a lot of the time.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

WHY VIBRATORS ARE BETTER THAN REAL SEX - Dirty Jokes

  1. Vibrators don't have problems with gas ... Nor do they hog the remote ... Nor the computer!
  2. We can get a bigger one without being called a slut.
  3. Vibrators never go limp.
  4. You simply replace the batteries when it tires.
  5. Position is your choice, not his.
  6. You don't have to suck it.
  7. It doesn't leave a mess behind.
  8. You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.
  9. Vibrators don't ask "Am I the best you've ever had?"
  10. You know exactly where its been.
  11. You can throw them in a drawer when you're done with them.

Friday, March 24, 2006

What's All the Buzz About the iBuzz Vibrator?

Using the iBuzz Vibrator is easy! Connect this cool sex toy to your music player, turn on your favorite tune and let the vibrations take you to heaven. The iBuzz vibrates in time to your music, so you can get off while getting down.

  • The IBuzz Vibrator works with any MP3 player or portable music device!
  • Bullet vibrates in time to your music!
  • Turn the music up for stronger vibrations!
  • The iBuzz is stimulating fun for him and her!
  • Easy to use - plug in and play!
  • The vibrating function works with or without music!
  • Use the his-and-hers attachments to add extra excitement to your sex play! Turn him into a vibrator with the stretchy ring, and use the soft sleeve for sensitive stimulation.


No music player? You can still use the iBuzz vibrator for orgasmic fun. Just turn on and enjoy the 7 amazing vibration patterns - press the arrow buttons until you find the one that suits your mood!

The iBuzz Vibrator will work with any sound source that has a standard 3.5mm headphone jack. This includes iPod, iPod Mini, iPod Shuffle, iPod Nano and pretty much any portable music player you care to mention! You can plug this cool sex toy into your Walkman and your Discman, too!


iBuzz Vibrator

Available Here

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

How do I use vibrators to stimulate my prostate?

If you really want to be certain you'll hit your prostate on the first try, you can get an angled T-shaped vibrator that will aim straight for your P-spot. Otherwise, slide your vibrator a few inches into your rectum. This should put the tip of it near your prostate, which is located between the wall of the rectum and bladder. Angle the head of the vibrator toward your belly button so it presses against the inner wall of your rectum.

If you move it in and out slightly, you may feel it rubbing against the prostate. Switch it on if you haven't already, and use it to stimulate your P-spot, keeping pressure against the wall of the rectum. You can also move it down and then up, so you get it pressed up "under" the prostate. As the prostate gets stimulated, you may feel the urge to urinate. This is normal.

Whenever you insert anything into your anus, make sure it has a flared base or something to stop it from going all the way in. Use plenty of personal lubricant, don't force it, and stop if you feel pain.

Personal Sexual Lubricants
Prostate Vibrators - Most G-Spot vibes will work well for this too.

Monday, March 20, 2006

SEX CHECKLIST FOR SENIORS - SEX JOKE

Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.

Set timer for 10 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!

Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

Keep extra Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.

If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

Don't even think about trying it twice.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

What Is the Fastest Way to Reach Orgasm?

Different women respond to different types of sexual stimulation, so what gets one person off quickly may do nothing for another. However, most women respond well to direct and sustained clitoral stimulation. Using a vibrator is one of the easiest ways to achieve this, but because some people prefer light stimulation and others prefer more intense stimulation, the same model of vibrator will not work well for all people. You have to find the type of vibrator that gives you the stimulation you best respond to.

To figure this out, think about the kind of stimulation that really gets you off. Is it light and fluttering, or deep and penetrating? Localized on a small area of the clit, or do you prefer stimulation over a larger area? Women who enjoy light, localized stimulation might enjoy a pocket rocket vibrator with an attachment, bullet vibrator, or a strap-on clitoral stimulator, while those who like stimulation over a broader area might prefer a Hitachi Magic Wand.

And speaking of penetration, vaginal penetration isn't necessary for a woman to get off. Penetration can make orgasms more pleasurable for many women, but most women respond more quickly to simple direct clitoral stimulation. Likewise, massaging the G-spot inside the vagina manually or with toys may increase the intensity of a woman's orgasm, but usually doesn't bring it about directly. However, if a woman enjoys simultaneous clitoral and vaginal penetration, she would probably enjoy a rabbit-style vibrator, or a G-spot stimulator with external nubs for the clit.

Once you find the right vibe, you need to find the right spot to get you off. This may be directly on top of the clit, or off to one side. Move the vibrator around until you get in "the zone" and then stay on top of the sweet spot. This should have you over the top in no time.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Sex Swings Enhance Sex

Sex Swing adult toys are fantastic fun for couples--as seen on HBO "Sex In The City" series. Add an entire new level to your love making with a sex swing. PleasureMeNow.com offers 3 types of sex swings: the Love Swing, the Bungee Sex Swing, and the Spinning Sex Swing. Prices start at under $80 for the Sex Swings.

Each sex swing comes with soft padded stirrups for feet, ankles, calves, or thighs, fully adjustable, extra wide, ballistic weave nylon straps for maximum comfort.Sex swings offer hundreds of combinations of sexual positions for one or two people--usually the woman rests in the sex swing. Our favorite and most popular sex swing is the Spinning Sex Swing.

· Feel weightless during sex by using a sex swing. The adjustable straps create nearly limitless positions and entry angles possible.
· The sex swing gives "spring energy" for faster and deeper penetration
· You’re able to swing your partner from one position to the next without losing the ‘moment’
· The I-hook makes it possible to spin your partner 360 degrees
· You can use a sex swing standing, sitting or squatting
· More comfortable positions mean less fatigue for both intercourse and oral sex
· It's a whole new world of sex to explore with a sex swing


Sex Swing

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Using a Vibrator to Stimulate Your G-Spot

It's not hard to stroke your G-spot with an insertable vibrator or vibrating dildo. Everyone's anatomy is slightly different, so it may take a few tries to get it right. You may feel the G-spot as a small pea to walnut-sized protrusion on the front wall of the vagina, and it's easier to hit it on the out stroke, especially if your toy has a ridge on top. Some vibrators and vibrator attachments are curved or angled up specifically to reach the G-spot. When you insert these toys, then pull them forward into position, the curved tip rests against the G-spot and delivers the vibrations directly to it. This may produce some very intense sensations.

The G-spot is also know as the urethral sponge, and is also sometimes referred to as the "female prostate." When stimulated, it become engorged with fluid. Although this may produce a sensation of urinary urgency, it is very unlikely that you will actually pee (it's difficult to pee during a state of high sexual arousal). On the other hand, you may experience female ejaculation, in which a clear, odorless fluid is expelled through the urethra during orgasm. Female ejaculation is accompanied by earth-shaking orgasms, so let it go and let it flow!

It's likely to take a few tries to find this spot, and some women may not find it all. Then again, once you do find it, you may discover that g-spot stimulation is uncomfortable. This is a very sensitive spot, and for some women, the sensation isn't particularly pleasurable. The trick is simply figuring out what works for you and going with it. If you're one of the lucky ones who can experience mind-blowing orgasms through g-spot stimulation, more power to you. If not, that's okay, too. Just remember, whatever your body does is what is normal for it. Experimentation is the only way to find out what you can do with it!

Monday, March 13, 2006

Kegel Exercises

Kegel exercises, named after Dr. Arnold Kegel of UCLA, help strengthen the muscles of the pelvic floor.

Pelvic floor muscles act like a hammock and support the uterus, bowel and bladder. They also protect the entrances to the vagina, urethra and anus. They must be strong to prevent leaking, incontinence and prolapse (the slipping out of place of an organ).

Because of pregnancy, age, excess weight or neglect (i.e. lack of Kegal exercise), many women suffer from weak pelvic floor muscles. The result is distress or incontinence when they laugh, cough or sneeze.

Therefore, Kegels are recommended for all women and it’s never too early or too late to begin doing them, but the sooner the better.

For most women, the pelvic floor muscle is easy to locate. It’s the same muscle you contract when you’re trying to hold back from passing urine. You can isolate the muscle next time you urinate by stopping the flow when it first begins.

Once you’ve located the muscle, the basic Kegel exercise is to simply breathe deeply and slowly while you alternately tighten and relax the vaginal muscle (as if you were stopping the flow of urine). Do this up to 200 times a day. Be sure, though, not to contract your stomach or back muscles, nor move or tighten your leg or buttock muscles.

Since no one knows you’re doing Kegels, they can be done just about anywhere anytime. So make them a daily habit. Do them while sitting at business meetings, working on the computer, watching TV, washing dishes, standing in line at the grocery or brushing your teeth. You can even do Kegals during sexual intercourse. The point is to “just do it.”

Doing Kegels has many benefits. They’ll help eliminate embarrassing leaking when laughing or coughing, help prevent incontinence as you age and make pregnancy and child birth a lot easier, minimizing tears and episiotomies. Last but not least, Kegels will also enhance sexual pleasure for both you and your partner.

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Thursday, March 09, 2006

Sex Toy Demonstration Movies - Vibrators & the Sex Machine

PleasureMeNow.com announces the release of six new short demonstration movies availiable here on our adult store website. Watch how some of our most popular vibrators, as well as the sex machine from Topco, work. These sex toy movies are filmed to show you the functions, movement and noise level of each of these top selling products.

These sex toy movies are 10-20 seconds long in .mpg format. Review these movies to help you decide on the right vibrator for you. Go to the individual page for the product to find the movie for that sex toy.

Here is a list of the available sex toy movies [You'll find the link to the demonstration movie below the product picture.]:




IVibe Rabbit Vibrator
This is one of the top quality vibrators today. It offers a wide range of vibrator settings and its available in fun colors.






The Hop'n Rabbit Stroker Vibrator
is a multi-speed and multi-function jelly vibrator with a very unique feature: The shaft moves in and out as you use it! Simulate intercourse with this one of a kind vibrator. The rotating head, clit stimulator and high-tech multi-speed/multi-function controller make this a top selling sex toy.






Jack Rabbit Vibrator Movie
The famous Jack Rabbit Vibrator, designed after the vibrator made famous on Sex & the City, offers rotating beads and a rabbit shaped clitoral stimulator is the most popular of all vibrators. Pearl-like beads twirl inside the soft pink shaft, while it gyrates to stimulate ALL the right spots!





Rabbit Habit Vibrator The Rabbit Habit Vibrator is the real thing! A high quality Japanese vibrator just like the Rabbit Pearl, but this one is longer, and the controls are located in the base, so there are no wires to deal with.






The Rabbit Pearl Vibrator
is Japanese made Vibrator seen on "Sex In the City." This rabbit vibrator is made with high-quality materials and great attention to detail, Japanese-made, quality vibrator motor. The battery pack is attached to the vibrator by a cord to allow for more flexiblity during play. The shaft and ears are independently controlled and speed is variable on both vibes.





The Sex Machine from Topco is the only device of its kind that offers total angle adjustablity, variable speed stroking and thrusting, as well as 5 multi-speed vibration and pulsation massage programs. This verstile sex toy is like no other because it comes with 6 specially designed attachments that give ultimate sexual satisfaction to both men and women!

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Penis - Antenna of the Heart

Impotence is a major warning sign of potential heart failure, according to a new study by top Austrian scientists.

"The penis is the antenna of the heart," said Dr Stephan Madersbacher, head of Urology at the Danube Hospital in Vienna.

Dr Madersbacher found that men who experience moderate to serious erectile dysfunction had a 65% higher risk of a heart attack within 10 years.

And the risk of a stroke was found to be 43% higher in impotent men, in the study which was run in conjunction with the city council.

Dr Madersbacher said: "When erectile dysfunction is diagnosed by a urology specialist the patient should definitely be given a check up by a specialist in internal medicine."

He said the reason for the link is the similarity between the muscle and blood vessel cells of the penis and those in the heart. Damage to one is often an indicator of damage to both.

"If your penis is functioning well in terms of potency it is also a good sign of a healthy heart," added the doctor.

Source: Ananova

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Sex Machine

Sex Machines seem to be the hot sex toy at the moment. Most of these machines are made by little one person shops, but Topco, one of the top manufacturers of sex toys, remodeled their Love Machine a couple of months ago.



This sex machine offers total angle adjustablity with variable speed stroking and thrusting, as well as 5 multi-speed vibration and pulsation massage programs. This It comes with 6 specially designed attachments that accomidate both men and women!

Unlike other dildo sex machines, the Topco Sex Machine is compact, easy to store and seems well made.

This Sex Machine has a high-performance, high-torque motor that provides powerful stroking and thrusting action to the PassionSkin Stroker, PassionSkin Dong and Slimline Anal Pleaser. For even more pleasure, there are three individual power jacks & vibrating accessories for extra fun and stimulation!

You can use it horizontally or vertically. Go wild! The 90 degree adjustablity helps you find the angle and position that feels good for you! Ride this sex machine like a pony, take it from behind, or just sit or lay back and let the Love Machine do all the work. The possibilities are as boundless as your imagination!

Sex Machine

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

The Five Secrets to a Great Relationship

1. It's important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.
4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.
5. It is important that these four men never meet.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

5 Sex Positions for Female Orgasm

Here are some sex positions with the woman in control. Often these positions help allow the woman to achieve orgasm.

  1. The Reverse Missionary - The woman straddles on top of the man facing his feet. An advantage to this position is the woman can lean forward and rub her clitoris against the man's pelvus to help her reach orgasm.
  2. Chair Straddle - The man sits in a chair and the woman straddles over his lap facing him. She controls the speed and depth of the penetration.
  3. Oral Squat - The man lays on his back, the woman squats over his mouth for oral stimulation. This sexual position holds two advantages for oral sex. Most men are extremely excited with the woman's genitalia exposed to them in this position. For the woman, in addition to the oral stimulation, she can grind her pelvus against the man's mouth and chin.
  4. Reclining Opposite - The man lays on his back, the woman kneels over his penis facing him but then reclines backward resting on her arms for support. This position is great for G-Spot stimulation with the man's penis stroking the upper wall inside the vagina. The woman is the primary one in control of the angle, depth and speed of the penetration.
  5. Reverse Cowgirl Sex Position - The man lays on his back, the woman straddles him facing the opposite direction. This allows the woman to experience very deep and controlled penetration.

Monday, February 20, 2006

Naked Traveler Ending UK Walk

Naked rambler Stephen Gough is close to completing his second marathon walk across Britain.

Gough, 46, a former Royal Marine, was barely 20 miles short of John O'Groats in the Highlands on Sunday.

Gough, from Eastleigh, Hants, and his partner, hairdresser Melanie Roberts, 34, of Bournemouth, have attracted many curious glances on their 874-mile trek and were arrested twice in the last week alone.

They were picked up near Dingwall last Sunday by Northern Constabulary after an outraged Kirk minister spotted them and complained.

The couple were released but on Monday police swooped again as they neared Dornoch Bridge in the Highlands and took them to Wick police station. Again charges were dropped, said Gough.

Gough, who has two children from a past relationship, told the Scottish Press Association: "People have been a lot more friendly this time round, although sometimes we get some comments.

"They have been welcoming us into their homes, the hospitality has been really great. Walking in this cold windy weather, though, has been really tough."

And he has not ruled out doing another marathon walk, saying: "As far as doing it again goes, I never say never."

When asked if there were plans to arrest Gough on the final leg of his walk, a spokesman for Northern Constabulary said: "If there is a complaint against the person police will act accordingly."