Smile, it's stupid sex jokes
Q. Why does a bride smile when she's walking down the aisle?
A. She knows she's given her last blow job.
Q. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
Q. Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
A. Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Q. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?
A. About three inches.
Q. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A. Fur traders.
Q. What did Adam say to Eve?
A. Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!
Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
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