Monday, October 24, 2005

BETTER SEX POSITIONS

Soaring butterfly Sexual Position

Venus Butterfly Sex Position



In this sexual position the man lays on his back with both legs extended straight out. The female squats, on her feet not on her knees, on top of him face to face. This gives the woman a great deal of ability to control the rhythm and angle of the intercourse. In addition, she can lean towards his body to tilt her pelvis to create more friction on her clitoris.

This is an excellent position for the woman to acheive orgasm. Works best on a more stable surface than a bed.


Doggie Style Sex Position Variation


Most men love "doggie style sex"--the woman on her hands and knees with the man behind her on his knees with his hands on her waist or buttock. A slight variation on doggie style has the woman lying with her legs outstretched, not on her knees, and resting on her elbows. The man is on his knees with his legs inside hers and he holds himself up on the palms of his hands resting against the bed or floor.

This sex position technique adjusts the angle slightly compared to the doggie style position for exciting sensations. Great sex position for men and women.

Friday, October 21, 2005

Sex Expert Sue Johanson Releases Line of Vibrators and Sex Toys Made of Superior Hygiene Silicone

Sue Johanson, known to millions of television viewers as the star of the Sunday Night Sex Show & The Oxygen Network's Talk Sex, introduced her new line of sex toys to consumers manufactured by California Exotic Novelties.

"We believe Sue's new line of Silicone toys will be a big hit at PleasureMeNow.com", said Managing Partner, Ron Jacks. "Sue's international appeal as a top sex authority through her television and radio shows and as an author will add credence to this quality line of sex toys. We expect these toys to become very popular because of their quality, value and unique attributes."

These Johanson "Talk Sex" vibrator toys are made of silicone for superior hygiene, as they can be sterilized unlike most sex toys which are made of latex/rubber. Silicone toys also offer an alternative for users with allergies to latex, as they are non-alergenic. Many of the toys are waterproof as well, for fun in the bath, shower, or hot tub. The toys come in bright, fun colors.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Sex Machine

Sex machine reintroduced by Topco. The Love Machine is back after a retooling by the manufacturer. This versitile sex toy is designed to provide sexual satisfaction to both men and women. It comes standard with 6 pleasure attachments for different kinds of stimulation.

The angle of the pumping arm on the Sex Machine can be adjusted so you can either ride this dildo machine or recline.

The Topco sex machine offers the only sex machine with so many speed choices, attachment options, and safety precations.

sex machine
Sex Machine

sex machine
Dildo Sex Machine

Friday, October 14, 2005

NAUGHTY GIRL - SEX JOKE

One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen.

"What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband.

"Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bedm, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do???"

"Well," replied the man..."I guess a spanking is out of the question?"

DANISH FIRM PROVIDES FREE PORN TO EMPLOYEES

A Danish IT company has given all its employees free subscriptions to internet pornography sites. The company's director, Levi Nielsen, believes access to porn is a natural fringe benefit, like a free phone or a company car. Nielsen hopes the move will make his staff more relaxed and more efficient on the job.

(Porn is now an employee benefit. That's a progressive company.)

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Survey Says: We Had More Sex in the 50's

You may not believe this, but Prima magazine says it, so it must be true: married women have less sex today than their grandmothers did. The magazine said women in the 1950s had sex an average of twice a week, but a survey found two-thirds of today's women said they were too tired to manage that much.
Cynics may say the fact that there was only one television station 50 years ago, which shut down at about 10pm, could be a factor.

Prima's study focused on how women's attitudes towards love, sex and marriage had changed since the 1940s. It found that sex before marriage was now the norm, with four out of five couples sleeping together by the fifth date; but after marriage the passion died down.

"We studied four generations of married women and found the grandmothers were having more sex back in the 1950s than their granddaughters are having now," said the features editor, Ruth Tierney.

"Since then we have started working and often still have to run the home and look after the kids. It's hard to find the time for sex, and, when we go to bed, we are too tired to do anything but sleep."

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Pleasure Toys New Glass Sex Toys


Dual Ended
Pleasure Probe
Glass Sex Toy

Blue
Pleasure Balls
Glass Dildo

Twisted
Pleasure Cone
Glass Dildo

Blue
Pleasure Coil
Glass Sex Toy

Pleasure Toys is offering a new line of glass sex toys. The line includes new shapes and sensations like no other glass dildos on the market. The glass adult toys are beautiful erotic art as well.

The company says in the next month they are adding a total of 22 glass sex toys in time for the Holiday's. Each glass dildo comes with a nice padded pouch lined with satin.

Indian Sex School Will Teach Kama Sutra

A sex school opening in Calcutta will teach Indian couples the secrets of the Kama Sutra. The school describes itself as a 'multi-faceted lifestyle provider' that will provide sex education, counselling and therapy.

The school promotes fidelity. Girdhari Joshi said: "Fidelity is ensured by removing boredom in the sex life of married couples. Once one finds pleasure in sex within marriage, one would not find the need to philander.

"The Kama Sutra is a treasure trove of information on how to achieve pleasurable sex. The book of love would be the basic guide in this matter."

Thursday, October 06, 2005

10 Reasons Why Halloween is Better Than Sex

10 Reasons Why
Halloween is Better Than Sex


  1. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
  2. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
  3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
  4. Less guilt the morning after.
  5. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.
  6. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
  7. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
  8. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.
  9. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
  10. You can do the whole neighborhood!