Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Sex Machine with Restraints

The new Inflatable Love Lounger Sex Machine is a unique piece of sex furniture. It's portable, inflatable, the stroking sex machine can be dismounted and used seperately, includes wrist restraints and will drive her wild. Wow! Rock your world.

The vinyl lounge quickly inflates and holds up to 300 pounds. Use the wrist restraints to lock her in and get her ready for some in/out penetration. It's only $150 too. Compare that to the Sybian sex machine, which is over $700.

Sex Machine with Restraints

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

“Tell Me You Love Me,” the New HBO Drama

“Tell Me You Love Me,” an HBO drama starts in September and its already ruffled some feathers. It’s more sexually explicit than any show on television, but the series is also more clinical than erotic, more analytical than dramatic. The scenes revolve around a few marriages that rise, or fall, on sexual intercourse.

The series can be considered groundbreaking, if only for its nudity and graphic depictions of sex, but it is nevertheless quite chaste in its intentions. Looking to regain its importance in the post-”Sopranos” era, HBO chose a sexually daring but sober, often quite depressing meditation on Marriage.

Monday, July 23, 2007


  1. After you request sex she replies, "Wait 'til the Nyquil kicks in."
  2. Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass.
  3. Actually answers when you ask "Who's your daddy?"
  4. Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitaire.
  5. Only moans during commercial breaks.
  6. Starts her fake orgasms during foreplay.
  7. Keeps trying to set you up with her friends.
  8. Runs for vacant Senate seat in New York.
  9. You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show.
  10. Beginning to think she is only "playing" dead.
  11. During the act, she actually yelled out, "Oh, Baby, yadda, yadda, yadda!"
  12. Has suddenly started making you pay in advance.
  13. Her moans of delight discovered to actually be a .wav file.
  14. Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she wants to leave her pants on too.
  15. Keeps asking "Are you SURE you're not gay?"
  16. Boredom? So that's why she keeps deflating!!
  17. Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along.
  18. Asks to be on top so she can balance her checkbook better.
  19. She yells out her own name.
  20. Bangs her head on the headboard BEFORE you begin.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Sex Furniture Hot Catagory in Sex Toys

If you're looking to add spice to your sex life sex furniture may be the ticket to ride. It is the fastest growing category in sex toys. Liberator shapes, sex swings, vibrating chairs, Sybian sex machine (featured on the Howard Stern show), BDSM furniture, sex position pillows and other adult toys have seen growing sales and interest from consumers.

These products give couples new possibilities for sexual positions and some give greater comfort during intercourse.

A new line of sex furniture offers a lot for your money (all of them sell for under $60) with its inflatable furniture products. Many other adult furniture can cost you hundreds of dollars, so these pieces are a real bargain and will offer you some great new sexual positions to experiment with.

Vibrator Chair

Bondage Ball
Sex Furniture

Sex Position

Tilt Master
Sex Furniture

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Growing Porn Industry Dominated by U.S. and China

A recent study shows the U.S. and China dominate sex industry. The company claims revenues for the world pornography industry hit an estimated $97 billion in 2006, overshadowing the revenues of the top technology companies such as Microsoft, Google, Yahoo! and Apple — combined!

"The pornography industry is a very large industry, and it's growing," said TopTen Reviews CEO Jerry Ropelato.

According to the report, China saw estimated revenues of $27.4 billion in 2006, mostly for being the largest producers of sex toys. The other top-ranking countries for adult-related revenues were South Korea and Japan.

The United States hosted 244 million adult Web pages! Germany followed in second hosted only 10 million pages. About 12 percent of all total Web sites on the Internet are considered pornographic in nature.

TopTen Reviews study combined statistics from more than 10,000 sources, including the pornography industry, media reports and anti-pornography organizations. The report reveals a picture of quickly growing industry.

Other findings show most viewers of Internet pornography tend to be those with higher incomes. The report states 35 percent of Net porn viewers earn $75,000 a year or more. The next highest, 26 percent, are those who earn $50,000 to $75,000 a year.

Ropelato said the main reason appears to be the ability of people with higher incomes to afford computers, and those with higher incomes can also afford broadband Internet service.

TopTen Reviews has also reviewed and ranked a list of the best parental software in its opinion. The ranking and the report can be viewed at
"I think it's a huge danger for kids, and I think parents need to be aware of it."

Monday, March 12, 2007

The Cone Vibrator

Finally, someone has come up with a NEW design for a vibrator: The Cone. This vibrator is designed for hands-free orgasmic fun! Made from hypo-allergenic silicone, this sturdy vibe offers 16 programs of vibration and pulsation. Because of the unusual shape of this vibe, you can mount it on the wall and press against it, hold it, or stradle it for intense, deep vibration while sitting on it. Let the orgasms flow!

Male or female, straight or gay, the Cone Vibrator lets you ignore all the rules.

The cone vibrator is the hottest new sex toy this year.

Cone Vibrator

Thursday, January 18, 2007

"Rabbit Fever" Film Focuses on Vibrator Pleasure

A comedy film from the United Kingdom focuses on a best-selling vibrator, the Rampant Rabbit "Rabbit Fever" is a Brit mockumentary populated with popular British TV actors. The film stars: Lisa Barbuscia, Julian Rhind-Tutt, Tara Summers, Flora Montgomery, Emma Buckley, Sienna Guillory, Stefanie Powers, Sorcha Cusack, Enzo Cilenti, Tom Hollander, Tom Conti, Richard Branson, Germaine Greer, and Emily Mortimer. And it is directed by Ian Denyer.

As all women and, thanks to 'Sex And The City', most men will be aware, the Rampant Rabbit is one of the most popular female orgasm givers in the world. The shaft of this little vibrating wonder is full of gyrating ball-bearings and two little vibrating rabbit ears are designed to do their magic on the clitoris. The filmmakers play the adult toy for laughs.

The film kicks off with a smattering of genuine facts: the first dildo was invented in Ancient Greece while we had to wait 2,000 years for the first vibrator, designed to relieve women of an irritable nervous disorder labeled hysteria, the second most common female "illness" during Victorian era. Doctors hand messaged a woman's private parts once to four times a month to "relieve" her of the condition (These medical professionals didn't realize they were giving their female patients an orgasm. Oh, those silly Victorians). Doctors were so overworked with this therapy that they invented the first vibrator, a steam-powered contraption called the Steely Dan, later giving the 1970s folk-rock band their name.

Moving into the realms of fiction, we're introduced to a support group for women who are addicted to their buzzing love-toy, together with their male partners. Some of the vibrator terminology is cute (a "flopsy" is a rabbit vibe without batteries).

Rampant Rabbit Vibrator

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