Monday, July 23, 2007

TOP REASONS CYBERSEX IS POPULAR


  1. After you request sex she replies, "Wait 'til the Nyquil kicks in."
  2. Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass.
  3. Actually answers when you ask "Who's your daddy?"
  4. Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitaire.
  5. Only moans during commercial breaks.
  6. Starts her fake orgasms during foreplay.
  7. Keeps trying to set you up with her friends.
  8. Runs for vacant Senate seat in New York.
  9. You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show.
  10. Beginning to think she is only "playing" dead.
  11. During the act, she actually yelled out, "Oh, Baby, yadda, yadda, yadda!"
  12. Has suddenly started making you pay in advance.
  13. Her moans of delight discovered to actually be a .wav file.
  14. Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she wants to leave her pants on too.
  15. Keeps asking "Are you SURE you're not gay?"
  16. Boredom? So that's why she keeps deflating!!
  17. Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along.
  18. Asks to be on top so she can balance her checkbook better.
  19. She yells out her own name.
  20. Bangs her head on the headboard BEFORE you begin.

1 comment:

emily said...

oh that is too funny. my hubby got a good crack up at that too...sometimes I think the only reason he has not turned to cybersex is because I like to spice things up with lingerie from a online site (pamperedpassions.com) and he loves it. but i am sure soon enough lingerie won't be enough and he will eventually turn streets to the prostitution ring online....