Friday, December 30, 2005

Glass Dildos from Pleasure Toys

Pleasure Toys has created a new line of Erotic Art Glass Dildos. Twenty-One pieces that range in size from a 4 inch Sapphire Blue Anal toy to a 12 inch long, 1.5 inch wide multi-textured Radial Scepter. Pleasure Toys sorts the glass dildos into three categories: straight probes, curved glass wands and scepters.

“We worked very hard to create unique designs with both beauty and unique functionality,” said Ron Jacks, Managing Partner for Pleasure Toys. “Unusual new textures such as tight radial spirals, twisted ‘waves’ and large mounds were developed in the glass blowing process for these pieces. For beauty, glass blowing techniques such as lattachino twirling, multi-color spinning, and filigrano winding were used to create these stunning pieces of erotic art glass.”

Each glass dildo includes a padded roll-up pouch to protect the art glass dildo. The pouches are made of blue or black velvet with a red satin lining. The pouch is also reversible so the red satin becomes the outside of the pouch.

Glass Dildos from Pleasure Toys

These are really quite exceptional glass dildos. I've seen all glass dildos from all the major adult glass makers and these are real standouts.

Glass Dildos

Thursday, December 22, 2005

G-Spot Orgasms - Techniques for The Most Intense Orgasm

Ask a woman who has experienced a G-Spot orgasm and she'll tell you that it is among the most intense pleasures she has ever experienced. However, G-Spot orgasms are also among the most illusive pleasures for many women.

To help a woman experience a G-Spot orgasm, her partner must be a patient and skilled lover. One of the keys to achieving these illusive pleasures is getting the woman fully excited before attempting to stimulate her G-Spot.

Start with foreplay such as sweet talk, kissing, caressing and other tactile stimulation, leave her eager for more lovemaking. Follow with oral clitoral stimulation while she is laying on her back. Give gentle, soft oral caresses to her clitoral hood and vaginal lips soft with your tongue and lips. Gently suck on her clitoral hood. Kiss around the outside of the vagina. Take your time and don't bring her to orgasm yet.

Don’t neglect touching her thighs, buttocks, stomach, breasts, etc. with your hands while you’re giving her oral enjoyment. Women have dozens or erogenous zones. Build her excitement level up then pull back by stimulating every part of her except her except her genitals.

(Hint: Many women arch their back when they are close to orgasm.)

Once she is exceptionally excited, teasingly start to insert your middle finger just a little way into her vagina. Before fully inserting your finger, pull it out and tenderly touch around the outside of the vagina or massage the opening to her vagina. Repeat this process going a little deeper with your finger each time. With her lying on her back, you'll find her G-spot a on the roof of her vagina a few inches inside her. It is on a ridge inside her vagina, usually a few inches long and a half inch wide. When it is fully aroused it feels spongy and engorged. Stimulate it gently with one or two fingers.

To intensify her orgasm, bring her several times close to peaking then reduce stimulation before bringing her to a final climax. Most women need additional stimulation to the breasts, clitoris and other zones while the g-spot is stimulated.

A g-spot orgasm has been described by women as an entire body orgasm, that fills her and flows through her. Most women feel out of control during a g-spot orgasm and it lasts significantly longer than a typical clitoral orgasm.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Fantasy Sex Ideas

Roman Slave Server Boy

Offer to be your significant other's Roman slave boy for the evening. You’ll bathe her, feed her and do her bidding. Talk to her like a slave “Yes, Mistress” or “Yes Empress (her first name)”

• A simple white sheet for the man that he can wrap around himself like a toga or around his waist and go bare-chested.

Call 911 (men)

Many women have fantasies about policemen or firemen—‘take charge’ kind of guys in authority. Dress the part with a costume or at least the appropriate hat.

Possible line as a cop, “You’re under arrest. Put your hands against the wall, legs apart, I’m going to frisk you.”

Possible line as a fireman, “Did you call 911?” Or, “I’m here to rescue you.” Throw her over your shoulder.

• Fireman’s costume
• Policeman’s costume
• At the very least a fireman’s or policeman’s hat.

Hospital Emergency

Wear a nurse’s outfit for your man. Lay your man out on the bed or couch. Take charge and tell him, “I’ve been assigned to your case.” Bend over and show him some cleavage, “Let me take your pulse. Hmmm, your pulse seems to be elevated.” Then ask him to, “Open wide.” Put your lips right up next to his without quite kissing as you inspect him. Let your imagination run wild.

• Rent/buy a nurse’s outfit or wear a white shirt, preferably in combination with a short skirt and white hose.

Friday, December 16, 2005


HOCKEY-- Daddy is a hockey player and Mommy is the goalie and that sex is trying to score. The problem is that Daddy thinks he is Wayne Gretzky when he really is a blind immigrant skater who can't find the net and he's ALWAYS hitting the post instead of finding the open spot of the net. Of course, Daddy feels that Mommy is Dominic Hasek and is consistenly pitching shutouts.
BARBIE AND KEN-- If Barbie doesn't take Ken to the rack every once in a while, she wouldn't get the Dream House, the Dream Corvette and she'd be stuck with that slut Skipper all the time.
GARDEN-- Sex is like growing a garden. The soil has to be fertile and the seed has to be planted at just the right time. That doesn't explain why Daddy has to CONTINOUSLY PRACTICE PLOWING TECHNIQUES WITH THE BABYSITTER!!!
BANK-- Sex is where Daddy goes to the bank of love to make a special deposit and finds that Mommy either has the NEXT TELLER PLEASE WINDOW UP or IS SERVICING EVERY ACCOUNT IN TOWN!!
KIDS TV REFERENCE-- Sex is what Barney does when the camera is turned off and he's had such a great need to love everyone that he and BabyBop tear up the set.
ALCOHOL-- Sex is where Mommy's vat is fermented until all of the ingredients are mixed in and Daddy becomes the BREWMASTER.
BASEBALL-- Sex is where Daddy swings a big stick in hopes of getting a home run but he swings too early, pops up instead of going deep and is usually replaced by a battery propelled pinch hitter.
COOKING-- Sex is like when Daddy tries to cook. He likes to eat but the meal is under-cooked, he leaves a mess and the ingredients taste funny.
GOLF-- Sex is like Daddy's golf game. His club is too short, he rushes his strokes and he can never sink it in the right hole.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Have Your Self a Naughty Little Christmas

If you’re looking for a gift that’s a little sexy or a bit naughty you’ll find some fun ideas how to spice up the eggnog below. These choices are not your standard lingerie gifts. You, your partner and your love life will all benefit when you give your significant other something sexy for the Holidays. You’ll be able to share memorable intimate moments and you don’t need to spend a fortune.

A lightly scented massage oil can be appreciated by both sexes. A nice oil greatly adds to the massage experience and massage is a perfect way to gain intimacy with your partner. You can take the experience one step further by adding an instructional DVD on Erotic Massage from Sinclair. Perhaps surprisingly, there are many massage techniques to arouse your lover. This DVD covers sexual techniques for both men and women.

An even more complete overview of sexual positions and techniques is the “Better Sex Series” DVDs from Sinclair Intimacy Institute. These 3 DVDs cover more than four hours of sexual advice from doctors and other sexual professionals explicitly demonstrated by couples.

Another fun category of sexy toys for couples to enjoy is vibrators. There are thousands of vibrators to choose from, some are sexually graphic in the form of a penis and others don’t reveal their intended purpose at all. Two very popular sexually stealth vibrators are the Layaspot Vibrator by Fun Factory and the Hitachi Magic Wand.

The Layaspot Vibrator is a lovely, romantic Christmas gift for a woman with a unique shape that is perfect for use during intimate moments together or along. The Layaspot fits in the palm of your hand and measures about the size of a computer mouse with a slightly more curvaceous, sensuous form. It runs on 2 AAA batteries and offers three different vibration settings—escallating, pulsating and standard one-level. The Hitachi Magic Wand was designed as a back and body massager and works great for that purpose; however, this plug in the wall vibrator continues to be one of the most popular sex toys for the last twenty years. It offers an exceptionally strong vibration and never runs out of batteries like vibrators do.

A new fun category of vibrators has emerged from the adult toy industry—the Remote Controlled Vibrator. These vibrators can be worn under clothing and controlled with a remote by your partner from up to 30 feet away.

If you’re looking for a beautiful pleasure toy for the Holidays hand-blown glass dildo works of art are spectacularly beautiful and erotic. Pleasure Toys and Phallix offer a wide range of stunning functional glass art works with price ranges from about $40 to as much as $300 for glass phallic pieces with incredibly intricate patterns inside. You ask, why would anyone use a glass sex toy? You’ll be surprised to learn that glass dildo toys are the fastest growing segment of the huge adult toy industry. Many people love the cool feel of glass on their skin and glass toys are completely hygienic, unlike latex sex toys.

These are a few of the fun, sexy gifts you can share with your partner this Holiday, but you probably don’t want to open these gifts in front of the kids.

More Sex Toy Holiday Gift Ideas at

Surprising Results in Florida High School Sex Survey

TAMPA, Fla., Dec. 12 (UPI) -- A survey of a Florida school district found that nearly half of high school students and one in five middle school students have had sexual intercourse.

"We really do not understand what's going on with kids today," Lloyd Zimet, who oversees prevention and wellness programs for Hillsborough County schools, told a small group of Parent-Teacher Association parents and grandparents last week, the Tampa Tribune reported.

The survey of more than 5,000 randomly selected Hillsborough students revealed that nearly one-third of high school students said they were propositioned to buy, bought or sold drugs while at school. More than 9 percent of male and nearly 12 percent of female high school students said they were physically forced to have sex.

The Youth Risk Behavior Survey, designed by the Centers for Disease Control, requires a sampling of students from every Hillsborough high school every two years, the newspaper said.

Middle school students were asked 53 questions and high school students were asked 89 -- a mix of health and safety questions on topics such as diet and physical activity and sexual behavior.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

SEX TIP - Using Sex Toys

Instead of just using a vibrator, glass dildo or other sex toy in front of your partner, let them help. It’s easier for your partner to get the best angles, especially to hit the illusive G-Spot.

Be sensitive and pay attention to her response and or ask her what feels best. Possibly, use the vibrator as a massager to relax your partner first, then gradually move to more erogenous zones such as thighs, breasts and buttocks, then move to clitoral, vaginal or anal stimulation.

Friday, December 09, 2005


Honest to goodness, no joke, these names are actually in the Chicago Police files. If you had to live with one of these names you'd have to have a sense of humor.

  • Bryant Disco Boozer
  • Dick Eater
  • Licky Bush
  • Kumsuk Saringer
  • Dick Head
  • Vicki Fucks, Manager of a Magazine
  • Dog Doggy
  • Godzilla Gorilla Pimp Hunter, 3 year old
  • Beauty Mark Lee

    Chicago has always had interesting Politians
  • Dick Phelan, Former Candidate for Governor in Illinois.
  • Dick Devine, Former Chicago Park District President, recent U.S. Senate Candidate. Used to work in Dick Phelan's law office. Currently Cook County State's Attorney
  • Dick Daley, Actually Mayor Daley

Tuesday, December 06, 2005


Sex swings have become very popular in recent years. They offer many advantages for improving a couple's sex life. A large variety of sexual positions can only be achieved with the weightless effect of having your partner in a swing. Below are some of the ways a sex machine can be used.


  • Endless possibilities for intercourse sex positions
  • Spring action gives energy for faster / deeper penetration
  • Torque Support Bar™ allows you greater leverage during sex
  • Adjustable straps give you different angles of entry
  • Easily "swing" your partner to the next sex position while maintaining the mood
  • With the man can standing, he can move the woman back and forth in the swing, or move her in other interesting angles, for intercourse. This is a favorite position for many.
  • The man can sit in a chair with the woman in the swing over him, her legs spread apart or together. The woman can be facing away from the man or toward him.
  • More comfortable sex positions with the Love Swing offer both of you less fatigue and back strain. This allows for more comfort and longer love making sessions.
  • Hands-free sexual positions provides an entirely new realm of touch and caressing sensations during sex
  • Attach the swing over the bed. Have the man lay down on the bed, bounce the woman up and down in the swing using the bungee spring.
  • With the man laying down and the woman suspended in the swing over him, spin the woman in the swing 360ยบ
  • A woman can be suspended face down in the swing for "doggy style" entry or anal entry. (Also, male anal entry.)


  • Weightless freedom and suspended access to your lover allows the oral giver to use your tongue, lips, hands and mouth in new exciting ways
  • Choose positions to eliminate strain on neck and back. Oral giver kneeling on floor or bed with oral receiving partner suspended in swing.
  • Swing allows you to move your partner around effortlessly during oral sex
  • Incorporate spring-loaded "energy" to oral sex. Use the bungee spring to give motion to oral sex or to bounce your partner up and down while giving oral.
  • With the man in the swing, the woman giving oral sex can move the man by pulling and pushing him back and forth into her mouth with very little effort.
  • Weightless "69" oral sex. One partner lays on the bed one direction, the other partner suspended in the swing faces the other; both of you face each others genital area.

Check out Sex Swings at

Friday, December 02, 2005 Announces Holiday Contest

December 1, 2005 announces Custom Bungee Sex Swing Giveaway. December 15, 2005 this adult sex toy site is giving away a Limited Edition Red Bungee Sex Swing, as seen on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. This special edition swing is valued at $300.

To enter participants fill in a very brief survey on sex toy attitudes. The winner will be randomly selected from the entries and announced on December 15, 2005 in the Holiday Newsletter. The statistical results of this survey will be posted on the website December 17, 2005.

To enter the contest, participants take a simple survey located at:
Bungee Sex Swing Giveaway and Sex Toy Survey

"We wanted to give our website visitors a chance to win a nice gift for the Holidays," said Ronald Jacks, Managing Partner for "We also thought it would be fun for people to learn more about other people?s attitudes about sex toys, so we included the sex toy survey."

The survey includes questions such as: How many sex toys do you own? Would you enjoy receiving an adult toy from your partner for the Holidays?

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

X-Rated Cities Around the World

Do you really want to live in Butts or Dildo? These are actual city names from around the world. I'm not sure I'd like to have them as my return address on a letter.

Twatt (Orkney, UK)
Muff (County Donegal, Ireland)
Fukum (Yemen)
Shafter (California, USA)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Hooker (Oklahoma, USA)
Bra (Italy)
Butts (Georgia, USA)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Blue Ball and Bald Knob (Arkansas, USA)
Condom (France)
Buttsville (New Jersey, USA)

Monday, November 28, 2005

Hidden Surprise Game - Sexy Fun for Couples

This is a fun game for sexual partners to play. Hide several sex toys around the house and give your partner written clues about how to find them. When your partner finds one, they get to “have their way” with you but only using the toy. You can add multiple items to the hunt for more excitement. You’ll discover what kinds of touch your partner likes and possibly a few new erogenous zones.

Possible Ingredients:
• Vibrator
• Glass dildo They can be heated or cooled for additional sensations
• Edible body paint
• Dual-climaxer (ex. Wireless Techno Cock-Ring)
• Massage oil
• Sexual lubricant
• Anal toys

Friday, November 25, 2005

Sexual Statistics from Cornell University

Did you know that the average speed of a man’s ejaculation is 28 miles per hour?

Did you know that a woman’s clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings — twice as many as a man’s entire penis?

The health conscious among you will be interested to learn that sex burns about 360 calories per hour, and a teaspoon of semen is comparable in nutritional value to a breath mint.

On a more sobering note, you may be unaware that Chlamydia, one of the most common and easily-transmitted STIs, is asymptomatic in 75 percent of cases.

Sobbering statistic: One out of four students will graduate from college with a sexually transmitted infection. Using a condom correctly eliminates most STDs.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Model Victoria Silvstedt Wins Fake Orgasm Contest

SWEDISH pin-up Victoria Silvstedt once entered an orgasm faking contest - and beat 10 men to the prize. The stunning blonde showed off her sexy skills in a pub competition - and won a new TV for her efforts.

She said, "The contestants were me and 10 guys...When I came home with my prize, my mum was like: 'Where the hell did you get that?' I told her that I won a game of bingo."

The busty model also revealed she has a very adventurous sex life. "I've had sex on a plane... I've had sex in the back of a taxi as well, and there was one time I did it on a jet ski."

Do I see a new reality series in the making? "The Greatest Orgasm Show"

Friday, November 18, 2005


Film-maker LUC JACQUET cut footage of penguin sex in his new movie documentary "THE MARCH OF THE PENGUINS" - because it would be pornographic.

The film recently become the most successful French language movie in US box office history.

The director insists scenes of sexual intercourse would have ruined the love story at the centre of his unusual piece. He says, "For me that would be the difference between pornography and eroticism. If you reduced human stories to copulation, reproduction and raising children, you'd have had it. But we have had 1,000 years of love stories, and no two have been the same."

This film is wonderfully touching. The Emperor penguins of Antarctica live one of the most difficult lives of any animal. There amazing mating story is told with great passion and grace.

Thursday, November 17, 2005


From: IRS
Re: Notice Of Tax Increase (Form 1040P)

The only thing the IRS has not yet taxed is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time, it is hanging around unemployed; 20% of the time, it is pissed off; 30% of the time, it is hard up; and 10% of the time, it is in the hole. On top of this, it has two dependents who are both are nuts. Accordingly, starting January 1, 1995, your penis will be taxed according to its size. To determine your category, please consult the chart below and confirm this information on page 2, section 7, line 3 of your standard 1040 form.

12-10 inches - Luxury Tax.....$1000
10- 9 inches - Pole Tax........$500
8- 6 inches - Privilege Tax....$150
5- 4 inches - Nuisance Tax.....$ 10
*Males Exceeding 12 inches must file Capital Gains

Please Note : Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

Please do not request an extension.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005


The history of female sexual aides go back further than anyone knows; however,the Ancient Roman’s are often credited as the first people to invent sex toys. While their society was NOT as decedent as often portrayed, although certain Emporers certainly deserved the reputation, the Roman civilization's
reputation as highly advanced and inventive is highly documented. (An example: medicine and surgical instruments were not improved upon the Roman designs until about 1880.)

Roman women had a certain amount of freedom including sexual freedom not found in other ancient cultures, at least during the period following Julius Caesar—the Empire Period. This led to the invention of sexual instruments for women to use, perhaps for those who’s husbands were away at war.

Female sexuality blossomed during this period including the appearance of phallic like object in ancient Greece and Italy is well documented. The word dildo is likely to have come from the Italian word 'dilettarsi' meaning to take delight in. These ancient dildos however were nothing like the modern day versions. They young frustrated women of Ancient Rome would settle with dildos made of leather or wood, which one could imagine required a lot of olive oil lubrication!


Female sexuality was repressed during the "Victorian Period" and women suffered from a condition called “hysteria,” which became the second most commonly diagnosed illness of the period.

Symptoms of Hysteria

–Nervous affliction in women
–Patient’s emotional and reflex excitability was exaggerated (basically on pins and needles)
–Became the victim of unusual sensations, and often fell into fits

Treating Hysteria

• To cure hysteria, physicians massaged a woman’s Vulva until there was release
• Many women went frequently to have their “problems” treated
• Physician’s complained about this "exhausting" work

Yes, physician's masturbated their women patients to orgasm as a treatment for 'Hysteria,' although, they didn't realize that's what they were doing. This exhaustive procedure performed by physicians led to the development of the vibrator, to relieve doctors of cramped hands from so much massaging. Vibrators become mainstream. By the 1900s, Sears Roebuck catalog sold vibrators for self treatment of “Hysteria”--a multi-purpose appliance that included a buffer, grinder and mixer along with the vibrator attachment.


Adult toys don't have the stigma they once did. Female sexuality is much more accepted today. Many couples have add sex toys into their erotic repertoire. Also, with concerns over STDs (sexually transmitted diseases), sex toys are the safest (and fun) way to enjoy sex without risk of disease.

Saturday, November 12, 2005


  1. When you have chocolate it does not keep you neighbors awake.
  2. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
  3. Good chocolate is not hard to find.
  4. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
  5. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
  6. You can have chocolate on top of your desk during office hours without upsetting your co-workers.
  7. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
  8. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
  9. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
  10. You can GET chocolate.

Friday, November 11, 2005

Breakthrough Virtual Reality Sex Machine

The world of cybersex advanced a major step with a new virtual reality sex machine. Adult toy maker Doc Johnson has just released the Virtual Sex Stroker sex machine with 3D cybersex. This male masturbator toy connects with your computer through the USB port and allows you to have virtual sex with Naughty Nurse Nicci.
Nurse Nicci starts off with a sexy striptease just for you. As her clothes slowly come off, you can tease her and make her hotter and hotter. Once she's fully naked, you choose what sex position you want her in.

The software for this virtual reality sex machine allows you to control sexy Nurse Nicci on your computer screen and enjoy 24 different sex positions with her—including kinkier lesbian and S&M encounters. Thrust in and out of the Virtual Sex Stroker cyberskin realistic vagina masturbator while your online 3D avatar counterpart has his way with sexy Nurse Nicci. He matches your strokes so you feel like you're part of the online action.

This virtual reality sex machine uses Plug and Play technology, making it user-friendly even for novice computer users. The Sex Stroker masturbator is 7 inches long x 2.75 inches wide and made of a life-like realistic skin substance called Cyberskin. The sex machine includes the 3D Interactive Game Software, USB connection cable, game instructions, and information to download additional games.

The system requirements for the Virtual Sex Storker sex machine are: Windows 98/ME/XP or Windows2000, Directx 8.0 or higher (included on disk), Macromedia Flash Player (included on disk), Pentium II, 333 mhz or faster, 68 MB Ram or more, one free USB port, and at least 70MB of free hard disk space. To see a photo of the Virtual Reality Sex Machine or to purchase go to: Virtual Reality Sex Machine

Thursday, November 10, 2005

SEX HUMOR - 10 Halloween Sayings That Sound Dirty, But Are Not

We're a little late, but we found this Halloween sexy humor too good to pass up.
  1. She's a goblin!
  2. I'd like to get a little something in the sack tonight.
  3. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
  4. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch
  5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
  6. Let me see your big sack!
  7. Can I eat your Zagnuts?
  8. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
  9. You scared me stiff!
  10. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

Surprise? Television Doubles Sex Scenes Since 1998

A recent study found the number of sex scenes on American television has doubled since 1998. Nearly seven out of 10 programs on cable and broadcast networks now contain an element of sex.

Shows with sexual content averaged more than five sex scenes per hour, according to the study funded by the Kaiser Family Foundation. "The OC" and "Desperate Housewives" led the way.

"The study validates what parents know intuitively: Well, duh, yes, there is more sex on TV," said Kathleen Abernathy, a member of the Federal Communications Commission. "We need to give parents better tools. With 200 channels, I feel out of control."

Sadly, safe sex is quickly disappearing from plot lines and dialogue on television shows at the same time sexual activity is multiplying. Specific references to safe or responsible sex have fallen off to only 10 percent of those with a sexual content mentioned the risks or responsibilities of sex.

It's little wonder STDs are on the rise.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Eat The Right Foods For Great Sex

Sex Expert Dr. Laura Berman recently wrote about the importance of food for a healthy sex life. Food as an aphrodisiac can both set the mood for sex and healthy food can increase your libido.

Dr. Berman points out what we probably already know but need to hear: junk food makes the body feel sluggish. Simple carbohydrate foods drop you into slow gear. "Eating frequent, nutritious meals is the best way to support your libido. It matters for keeping your body fit and your mind lively," says Dr. Berman.

The doctor suggests four changes for better sexual health. Whole grains instead of refined white flour bread and crackers; more good fats (raw nuts, avocados, olive oil); reduce bad fats (butter, frosting, gravy), and eat smaller quantities of food every three hours.

Chocolate, she points out, was recently found to trigger the same brain chemicals as an orgasm, so chocolate can be a good aphrodisiac.

Eating sensuous food off your partner’s body can be very arousing. Some fun foods for month to body fun include: chocolate, strawberries, and honey.

Foods to keep in moderation include: alcohol, nicotine and coffee, which can be taste spoilers.

Friday, November 04, 2005

65 Million Year Old Sex!

Scientists in India found Fossils in an intimate prehistoric moment. discovered two fossils fused together in sexual union for 65 million years.
It is said to be the first time that sexual copulation had been discovered in a fossil state.

The fossils are tiny swarm cells known as slime molds. (Are you getting excited?)

"The sexual organs being delicate and the time of conjugation short lived, it is indeed rare to get this stage in the fossil state," the study said.

I can't think of any sexual position that would be comfortable for more than a few hours, let alone 65 million years!

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Sex Tapes Help Small Celebrities Become Big

Some of Hollywood's B-list celebrities have found homemade sex tapes give their career a lift or even turn them into stars.

“Baywatch” star Pamela Anderson and her rocker husband Tommy Lee fought to keep their sex romps private which inadvertently launched a new star path for lesser players and a boost to the X-rated movie industry. Blond bombshell Anderson and Motley Crue drummer Lee, who divorced several years ago, became cult porn stars when a homemade video of their raunchy pursuits was stolen from a safe in 1997.

The couple battled the release of the tape, but ultimately reached a settlement and the video went on to sell more than 100,000 copies. “Pam and Tommy at the time was by far the biggest celebrity tape that has ever been to the marketplace,” said Steven Hirsch, co-founder of top US pornography studio Vivid Entertainment.

Paris Hilton's bedroom escapade tape with boyfriend Rick Saloman released to the Internet in 2003 catapulted her to celebrity stardom and made her name the most searched person on the internet. Previous to the release of the x-rated footage Paris Hilton was known for little more than a party girl, now Hilton is receiving film offers right and left.

“I hate what happened with that sex tape, but it only made her hotter,” commented business mogul Donald Trump in this month’s issue of Vanity Fair.

Actor Tom Sizemore, who had roles in Steven Spielberg’s “Saving Private Ryan” and Ridley Scott’s “Black Hawk Down,” has also decided that baring all is the way to go when one’s career is sagging. As his career slowed and he narrowly escaped jail-time following convictions for drug offences and beating up his girlfriend, a reportedly near-broke Sizemore gave his blessing to the sale of a recording of his bedroom antics.

In stark contrast with screen A-lister Colin Farrell, who is fighting a legal battle to keep private a film of him in bed with a former girlfriend, Sizemore has endorsed the release of his exploits by Vivid.

One former star of the reality show “Survivor” even secretly set up a company to sell her sex video, then publicly complained about the humiliation of such an invasion of privacy, according to reports.

Should we expect a new cable reality show, "Sex Tapes of the Rich & Famous."

Monday, October 24, 2005


Soaring butterfly Sexual Position

Venus Butterfly Sex Position

In this sexual position the man lays on his back with both legs extended straight out. The female squats, on her feet not on her knees, on top of him face to face. This gives the woman a great deal of ability to control the rhythm and angle of the intercourse. In addition, she can lean towards his body to tilt her pelvis to create more friction on her clitoris.

This is an excellent position for the woman to acheive orgasm. Works best on a more stable surface than a bed.

Doggie Style Sex Position Variation

Most men love "doggie style sex"--the woman on her hands and knees with the man behind her on his knees with his hands on her waist or buttock. A slight variation on doggie style has the woman lying with her legs outstretched, not on her knees, and resting on her elbows. The man is on his knees with his legs inside hers and he holds himself up on the palms of his hands resting against the bed or floor.

This sex position technique adjusts the angle slightly compared to the doggie style position for exciting sensations. Great sex position for men and women.

Friday, October 21, 2005

Sex Expert Sue Johanson Releases Line of Vibrators and Sex Toys Made of Superior Hygiene Silicone

Sue Johanson, known to millions of television viewers as the star of the Sunday Night Sex Show & The Oxygen Network's Talk Sex, introduced her new line of sex toys to consumers manufactured by California Exotic Novelties.

"We believe Sue's new line of Silicone toys will be a big hit at", said Managing Partner, Ron Jacks. "Sue's international appeal as a top sex authority through her television and radio shows and as an author will add credence to this quality line of sex toys. We expect these toys to become very popular because of their quality, value and unique attributes."

These Johanson "Talk Sex" vibrator toys are made of silicone for superior hygiene, as they can be sterilized unlike most sex toys which are made of latex/rubber. Silicone toys also offer an alternative for users with allergies to latex, as they are non-alergenic. Many of the toys are waterproof as well, for fun in the bath, shower, or hot tub. The toys come in bright, fun colors.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Sex Machine

Sex machine reintroduced by Topco. The Love Machine is back after a retooling by the manufacturer. This versitile sex toy is designed to provide sexual satisfaction to both men and women. It comes standard with 6 pleasure attachments for different kinds of stimulation.

The angle of the pumping arm on the Sex Machine can be adjusted so you can either ride this dildo machine or recline.

The Topco sex machine offers the only sex machine with so many speed choices, attachment options, and safety precations.

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Friday, October 14, 2005


One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen.

"What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband.

"Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bedm, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do???"

"Well," replied the man..."I guess a spanking is out of the question?"


A Danish IT company has given all its employees free subscriptions to internet pornography sites. The company's director, Levi Nielsen, believes access to porn is a natural fringe benefit, like a free phone or a company car. Nielsen hopes the move will make his staff more relaxed and more efficient on the job.

(Porn is now an employee benefit. That's a progressive company.)

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Survey Says: We Had More Sex in the 50's

You may not believe this, but Prima magazine says it, so it must be true: married women have less sex today than their grandmothers did. The magazine said women in the 1950s had sex an average of twice a week, but a survey found two-thirds of today's women said they were too tired to manage that much.
Cynics may say the fact that there was only one television station 50 years ago, which shut down at about 10pm, could be a factor.

Prima's study focused on how women's attitudes towards love, sex and marriage had changed since the 1940s. It found that sex before marriage was now the norm, with four out of five couples sleeping together by the fifth date; but after marriage the passion died down.

"We studied four generations of married women and found the grandmothers were having more sex back in the 1950s than their granddaughters are having now," said the features editor, Ruth Tierney.

"Since then we have started working and often still have to run the home and look after the kids. It's hard to find the time for sex, and, when we go to bed, we are too tired to do anything but sleep."

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Pleasure Toys New Glass Sex Toys

Dual Ended
Pleasure Probe
Glass Sex Toy

Pleasure Balls
Glass Dildo

Pleasure Cone
Glass Dildo

Pleasure Coil
Glass Sex Toy

Pleasure Toys is offering a new line of glass sex toys. The line includes new shapes and sensations like no other glass dildos on the market. The glass adult toys are beautiful erotic art as well.

The company says in the next month they are adding a total of 22 glass sex toys in time for the Holiday's. Each glass dildo comes with a nice padded pouch lined with satin.

Indian Sex School Will Teach Kama Sutra

A sex school opening in Calcutta will teach Indian couples the secrets of the Kama Sutra. The school describes itself as a 'multi-faceted lifestyle provider' that will provide sex education, counselling and therapy.

The school promotes fidelity. Girdhari Joshi said: "Fidelity is ensured by removing boredom in the sex life of married couples. Once one finds pleasure in sex within marriage, one would not find the need to philander.

"The Kama Sutra is a treasure trove of information on how to achieve pleasurable sex. The book of love would be the basic guide in this matter."

Thursday, October 06, 2005

10 Reasons Why Halloween is Better Than Sex

10 Reasons Why
Halloween is Better Than Sex

  1. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
  2. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
  3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
  4. Less guilt the morning after.
  5. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.
  6. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
  7. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
  8. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.
  9. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
  10. You can do the whole neighborhood!

Thursday, September 29, 2005


Women who fail to orgasm during sex may be genetically programmed to weed out unreliable men who are a flop between the sheets, according to new research. Scientists who have studied the ability of thousands of women to climax say it is largely written in their genes -- the most compelling evidence so far that the female orgasm has a biological role.

The findings suggest the failure of some women to orgasm regularly is not a dysfunction, but a sophisticated mate-selection strategy that evolved during prehistoric times.

Tim Spector of St Thomas's Hospital in London, who led the research, said: "The theory is that the orgasm is an evolutionary way of seeing if men can prove themselves to be likely good providers or dependable, patient and caring enough to look after the kids."

"Perhaps women who had orgasms too easily may be more likely to be satisfied with poor quality men," Spector said. "It paid women to be more fussy and this is one way of doing it. The simple fact is that it takes women on average 12 minutes and men two and a half minutes to reach orgasm. Adjusting to that imbalance is a test."

Thirty-two percent of the women said they never or infrequently experienced an orgasm during sex, and 21 percent during masturbation. Only 14 percent said they always had an orgasm during sex. Genetic comparisons showed that 34 percent of the variation during intercourse was inherited. In the case of masturbation, 45 percent of the difference was down to genes.

Spector said that genes are probably the greatest single factor involved in whether women have an orgasm. One theory is that orgasms promote fertility. Studies have shown that women are slightly more likely to have an orgasm when they are ovulating. There is also evidence that the uptake of sperm is increased when a woman climaxes. But if this were the only explanation, all women would have orgasms.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005


  1. Accountants do it with Double Entry
  2. Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
  3. Bankers do it with interest
  4. Bookkeepers do it for the record
  5. Bosses delegate the task to others
  6. Elevator men do it up and down
  7. Engineers do it to specifications
  8. Firemen do it with a big hose
  9. Frank Sinatra does it his way
  10. Garbagemen come twice a week
  11. Landlords do it every 1st of the month
  12. Teachers do it with class

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Virtual Sex Toy Makes Sex Possible Between Couples Worldwide

An ingenius new Virtual Reality sex device makes it possible for couples to stimulate each other from any two computers in the world.

The Internet Enabled Rabbit is the world's first sex toy that allows you to watch and control your partner over the Internet. Perfect for long distance relationships. Watch your partner as you drive her wild with desire!

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With the Internet Enabled Rabbit Vibrator, you can take cybersex to the next level. This wonderful virtual reality sex toy is on the cutting edge of technology, and will take you to places that you've never been before. The people at Doc Johnson, the makers of the world famous IVibe Rabbit Vibrator, have teamed up with to produce the world's first sex toy that allows you to watch and control your partner over the Internet from any PC. Perfect for long distance relationships, or those who just want to be naughty online.

The quality IVibe Rabbit Vibrator has been a best seller for many years. With it's multi-speed controller, swirling beads, pivoting head and independently controlled clitoral stimulator, this sex toy gives you the freedom to drive your partner wild! The Internet Enabled Rabbit is an updated version that makes play even more fun! is an innovative online dating community that has public lounges and private audio/video/text chat. With the Internet Enabled Rabbit Vibrator, you can physically interact with other members who are hundreds of miles or just a few feet away from you. You can watch your partner as you drive her wild with desire! Take her to the brink of orgasm, and see her squirm when you slow down the action and make her wait for satisfaction. With the Internet Enabled Rabbit YOU are in control.

Three Ways to Use the Internet Enabled Rabbit (click to order):

Internet Enabled Mode: Login to and use your sex toy over the Internet.

Computer Enabled Mode:Pleasure yourself while watching sexy movies on your computer.
Stand alone mode:Use the toy by itself. It is an IVibe Rabbit Vibrator after all!

The IVibe Rabbit is 10 inches in total length with 5.5 insertable inches. 3 inch clit stimulator. The shaft of the IVibe is 1.25 inches wide and 4.5 inches in circumference. Requires 4 AA Batteries. This Virtual Reality Sex Toy comes with free membership to, software and connection cables.


Orgasms Mind Altering for Women

Orgasm is literally a mind-blowing experience for a woman, scientists revealed today. Much of her brain shuts down when she reaches a sexual climax, including areas that deal with emotion.

Neuroscientist Dr Gert Holstege, from the University of Groningen, who led the research, said: “The main thing we saw in females is deactivation of the brain, which was unbelievable; really very pronounced.

“I think that’s the major outcome of the study. What you see is deactivation of large parts of the brain, especially the emotional brain, the fear centers.”

“Deactivation of these very important parts of the brain might be the most important necessity for having an orgasm,” said Dr Holstege. “When you are fearful or have a very high level of anxiety, then it’s hard to have sex because during sex you really have to give of yourself and let go.”

Survey Shows Sex Toys Best for Orgasms


A recent survey found that sex toys are the most reliable way for women to achieve orgasm.

The research revealed that out of the average 5 times a month female customers have sex, they only averaged one orgasm per month. When the same group used a sex toy they reported obtaining an orgasm almost every time.

The research also shows that almost all women surveyed have faked an orgasm, and surprisingly 10% of men have faked one too.



Sex in the nude is great, but have you tried the excitement of doing it fully clothed? Possibilities include: fully dressed in business attire, beachwear, costumes from Halloween, thrift store clothes that you can eventually rip off your partner. Hint: choose loose fitting clothing — boxers, billowy blouses, stockings for women instead of pantyhose.


Sometimes it can get lonely giving oral sex. Give you're your partner feedback: moan, groan, wiggle, talk dirty, use touch, scratch their back, beg for more, run your hands through your partners hair. Let them know you LOVE it!

Wednesday, June 22, 2005


A couple drove down a country road, not saying a word after an argument that neither wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws."


Wand Vibrators

These vibrators are designed as body massagers with a long handle and they are exceptionally well made. So, not only can you enjoy them as a sexual toy, they are also perfect for tired muscles.

Wands have circular heads, best used for external genital stimulation. However, a variety of attachments can be purchased for them that fit over the head for vaginal or anal entry. Again, the Hitachi Magic Wand is the most famous and sought after vibe in this category.

Battery Operated Vibrators

Battery operated vibrators offer the user a smaller, more portable unit than are the plug-in type wands. They come in many different sizes, shapes, colors and textured shafts. They are not as strong as the wands, but the larger the batteries used in the vibe, the more intense the motion—thus, vibes requiring “C” batteries will be more powerful action than “AA” vibes.

Classic Vibes

These “cylinder” vibes come in various lengths. They are made of plastic and can be a bit noisy. They look like a small rocket ship, and they can really help you take off! Examples: Pearlessence Wand 7.5”, Magic Power Vibe 8”.

Realistic Vibrator & Jelly Vibes

Made to look like a penis, these vibes are made out of a wide variety of more flexible, or skin-like materials. Some have veins or ribbing for a more natural feel.

One of our favorite skin-like substances is the amazing Cyberskin. While not an intense vibrator, the Private Members Vibrating Cyberskin Cock Pink 6.5" is a good example of a realistic look and feel. Or use the Cyberskin Transformers 3" Sleeve, which fits over your classic vibe to create a real feel.

Flexible jelly vibes also offer a more skin-like feel than classic vibes. Check out the Jazzy Power Vibes 8” or the Jel-Lee Red Vibes 7”.

Waterproof Vibrators

Waterproof vibes have become increasingly popular. Who doesn’t love playing in the bath, at the beach or in the Jacuzzi. Now you can bring your water-friendly vibe along, and have MUCH more fun! Many shapes and materials are available. Try the Waterproof Amethyst Jewel 7”, Water Toys Multi-Speed, or the Waterproof Rabbit for multi-stimulation vibe.

G-Spot Vibrators

Difficult to reach and mysterious, the G-Spot can now be accessed by a woman with specially curved vibrators. These vibes offer a curved tip with a long shaft, so that, once inserted, a woman can reach the G-Spot on the upper wall in her vagina.

Vibes made of hard material are best because they don’t bend when inserted in the vagina. Examples: Celebrity Slimline G 7.5”, G-Spot Fantasy Massager 6.5”, and the Waterproof G-Spot Skinny Mini 4”.

Multi-Stimulation Vibrators

With their unique properties, these vibes are becoming very popular. The long, phallic, vibrating shafts penetrate the vagina, while simultaneously a clitoral stimulator acts independently, with separate controls. Additionally, some shafts have beads that twist and rotate for additional stimulation of the vaginal lips and the g-spot. The protruding, independent clitoral stimulators usually look like animals: rabbit, beaver, bear, or kangaroo.

The Japanese vibes are pricey, but the quality is outstanding. Check out these multi-stimulators: Japanese Rabbit Habit, Japanese Beaver, or the less expensive Rabbit Habit.

Bullet (Egg) Vibrators

The unique shape of bullets/eggs make them very versatile. They typically measure only 1 inch by 3 inches, and they’re attached by a small cord to a control unit/battery pack. Made of hard plastic, you can use them externally, insert them into the vagina or into the anus (best to use a condom when using them anally). They allow for more than 1 intensity level and some offer varying types of vibration (pulsating, surging, escalating, and roller coaster).

Some bullets come with sleeves for the bullet that give a more sensuous feel, like the Evibe Love Bullet, which comes with the real-skin feel of a Cyberskin Sleeve.

Strap-On/Clitoral Vibrators

With their straps that fit like underwear, these vibes fit over the clitoris and hold it in place providing hands-free fun. They can even comfortably be used while having intercourse. They are basically a bullet, with a jelly cover. The most popular versions: Venus Butterfly, real-feel Cyberskin Clit Climaxer Passion Flower and the Micro Climaxer Butterfly.

Remote Control Vibes

What will they think of next? The remote control vibes can satisfy your kinkier side. These vibes are fitted into panties without any wires, just press the remote for instant pleasure. Let your lover take charge of the remote and enjoy surprises all night long, when you’re out on the town. You’ll love it! One caution: like most vibes, if used over an extended period of time, it tends to heat up, so be careful. The Remote Control Butterfly is great for clitoral stimulation and the Remote Control Black Panty offers an all around good time.

Now all you need is to choose a vibe, turn it on and say “Pleasure Me Now.” Enjoy yourself!

Monday, June 13, 2005


Ron Miller has managed a unique dual career: lawyer and porn star. When his mother found out what porn star Ron Miller does for a living, she was heartbroken. She never wanted him to be a criminal defense lawyer.

My mother cried a lot about that, Miller said between appearances defending clients at a Los Angeles courthouse. She had hoped he would be a high-rolling civil litigator.

Miller appears in adult videos as Don Hollywood.

Miller makes his rounds at the Van Nuys courthouse three days a week with a certain extravagance of manner and a diamond ear stud that set him apart from the rumpled lawyers with whom he has shared a counsel table for the past 30 years.

Most of Miller's legal colleagues know about his other job. But aside from knowing looks or good-natured jokes, Miller said his eight-year adult film career has drawn no objection from clients, colleagues or the California bar association.

Miller got his break after arranging for his then-girlfriend to shoot a scene in the porn industry.

We did a scene together, Miller said. His girlfriend liked the experience so much that she quit her job as an accountant for rock bands and embraced the lifestyle as porn actress Brooke Hunter. From there, Brooke started getting a fair amount of work, and gradually offers started coming my way,

The couple married three years ago and now they film two 20-minute sex scenes each week for their Web sites at their ranch-style home in a secluded canyon of the San Fernando Valley, the heart of America's thriving porn industry.

One of his favorite scenarios is the young damsel in distress who comes to Don Hollywood for legal advice and ends up surrendering her virtue to pay for his services.

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Fun Sex Facts

Fun Facts About Sex

  1. A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime.
  2. The Bible mentions dildos. Ezekiel 16:17 says, "Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them."
  3. Studies show that women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts.
  4. Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
  5. The chimpanzee holds the record for the quickest sexual intercourse session at an average of three seconds.
  6. A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
  7. Most turkeys and giraffes are bisexual.
  8. Mink's are the most highly sexed animals, intercourse lasts an average of eight hours and they ejaculate up to 260,000 sperm cells at a time.
  9. According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B.
  10. The sperm of a mouse is actually longer than the sperm of an elephant.
  11. Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm.
  12. Both humans and porpoises have one social sex practice in common - group sex

Monday, March 21, 2005


  1. It's better to be looked over than overlooked. (Mae West)
  2. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx)
  3. "My wife only likes to have sex in places where there is a risk of getting caught. Well, I have caught her — numerous times, in fact." (Brad Osberg)
  4. "Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire." (George Bernard Shaw)
  5. "We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." (Lilly Tomlin)
  6. "If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter." (George Carlin)
  7. "I would read Playboy magazine more often, but my glasses keep steaming over." (George Burns)
  8. "There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed." (George Burns)

New Sex Drive Devise

[Reported by Annova]

Scientists have invented a machine that can measure how randy you are feeling.

The gadget, dubbed the hornometer, calculates whether a person feels sexy by studying electrical activity in the brain.

Patients are asked to watch erotic videos along with films of a non-sexy nature reports The Sun.

Electrodes attached to their heads read the electrical responses to the various images. A computer analyses the data to measure the patient's libido.

The machine was invented by a team at Rambam Hospital in Haifa, Israel.

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'If You Don't Take a Job as a Prostitute, We Can Stop Your Benefits'

A 25-year-old waitress who turned down a job providing "sexual services" at a brothel in Berlin faces possible cuts to her unemployment benefits. Prostitution was legalized in Germany just over two years ago and brothel owners – who must pay tax and employee health insurance – were granted access to official databases of jobseekers.

The waitress received a letter from the job centre telling her that an employer was interested in her "profile.'' When she called them she realised it was a brothel.

Under Germany's welfare reforms, any woman under 55 who has been out of work for more than a year can be forced to take any available job – including in the sex industry – or lose her unemployment benefits, as German unemployment rose for the 11th consecutive month to 4.5 million.

"Now that prostitution is no longer considered by the law to be immoral," said one official, "there is really nothing but the goodwill of the job centres to stop them from pushing women into jobs they don't want to do."

Dining Naked

[This story was reported by Rueters]
The diners arrived at a nice Manhattan restaurant on a cold February night and stripped off coats, hats, gloves and scarves. They didn't stop there.

A group of nudists socialize at the bar before dining together at a 'Clothing Optional Dinner' at a New York City restaurant, February 17, 2005. Skirts, shirts, pants, underwear and stockings all ended up stashed in plastic bags by the bar as the patrons got naked for the monthly "Clothing Optional Dinner."

"It's exciting to be in a restaurant nude," said George Keyes, 65, a retired junior high school English teacher.

The dinner was started by a group of New York nudists who wanted something a bit more elegant than the wilderness getaways and beach resorts they generally frequent.

"When you go away on holiday it's more you're roughing it in the woods, whereas this is a really nice restaurant," said Keyes, a member of gay nudist group.

Around 30 people arrived for the buffet dinner -- organizers specified no hot soup on the menu. Health regulations require staff to remain clothed even if they wanted to join in. And diners must bring something to sit on -- a towel or, for discerning women, an elegant silk scarf.