FAMOUS QUOTES ON SEX

1. 
   It's better to be looked over than overlooked. (Mae West)
   
2. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx)
   
3. "My wife only likes to have sex in places where there is a risk of getting caught. Well, I have caught her — numerous times, in fact." (Brad Osberg)
   
4. "Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire." (George Bernard Shaw)
   
5. "We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." (Lilly Tomlin)
   
6. "If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter." (George Carlin)
   
7. "I would read Playboy magazine more often, but my glasses keep steaming over." (George Burns)
   
8. "There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed." (George Burns)