Monday, June 26, 2006

Adult Humor - Sex Jokes

THE TOP 10 MARKETING SLOGANS FOR VIAGRA


  1. Viagra, The quicker dicker upper
  2. Viagra, One-a-day, like iron
  3. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there
    tonight
  4. Viagra, Home of the whopper
  5. Viagra, It plumps when you take 'em
  6. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
  7. Viagra, Tastes great, more filling
  8. Viagra, Ten inches long ... and growing.
  9. Viagra, We work harder, so you don't have to.
  10. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any
    questions?

DIFFERENT WORKERS IN BED


  1. Accountants do it with Double Entry
  2. Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
  3. Bankers do it with interest
  4. Bookkeepers do it for the record
  5. Bosses delegate the task to others
  6. Elevator men do it up and down
  7. Engineers do it to specifications
  8. Firemen do it with a big hose
  9. Frank Sinatra does it his way
  10. Garbagemen come twice a week
  11. Landlords do it every 1st of the month
  12. Teachers do it with class

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

G-Spot Orgasms

The illusive G-Spot can produce amazing, strong and prolonged orgasms in many women. The G-Spot is a small mound of tissue about the size of a quarter that is generally found about 2 inches inside the vagina on the upper wall. With your lover lying on her back with her legs open, you can find the G-Spot by sliding a finger inside her vagina, palm up, with your finger up—the middle finger is usually best—then curve your finger towards her belly and yourself. You’ll feel a ridge and, if she’s properly excited, a slightly swollen, spongy mound—the G-Spot.

To produce a strong sexual response, most women must be very aroused before you arrive at the G-Spot. So, lots of caressing, kissing, clitoral stimulation and other stimulation should proceed any arousal of the G-Spot.

Once a woman is properly excited, stimulating the G-Spot with one or two fingers in a gentle, rhythmic motion works best. Some women like a gentle, circular motion or a slight rocking back and forth motion with the fingers. Continued clitoral stimulation is also a good plan—oral is the best

Friday, June 16, 2006

Virtual Reality Sex Toy for Long-Distance Couples




An ingenius virtual reality sex device makes it possible for sex partners to stimulate each other using any two internet connected computers in the world. The Internet Enabled Rabbit Vibrator allows you to watch and control your partner over the Internet—perfect for long distance relationships. Now you can drive her to sexual peak as you watch and stimulator her from a control panel.

Managing Partner of www.PleasureMeNow.com, Ron Jacks, says, "We've gotten great response for the Internet Enabled Virtual Sex Rabbit Vibrator from lovers who are seperated, such as military people stationed in Iraq and other overseas assiagnments. Although, some people just like the naughty nature of this virtual reality sex toy."

The Internet Enabled Virtual Sex Rabbit Vibrator takes cybersex to the next level. This virtual reality sex toy teams with Highjoy.com to produce a vibrator toy that works over the Internet from any PC to stimulate your partner. The Rabbit Vibrator includes a multi-speed controller, swirling beads, pivoting head and independently controlled stimulator on the vibrator shaft.

The computer requirements for the Virtual Sex Internet Enabled Rabbit Vibrator include Windows 98 or later operating system, a serial or USB port, and an internet connection. Teh vibrator interent toy includes a free membership to highjoy.com, software and connection cables for the vibrator to your computer.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Subtlety of Sexual Intercourse

Below are some sex techniques to enhance intercourse with your partner.

Vary the speed of intercourse. The most sensuous love making is often VERY slow. Enter her little by little so that you feel every bit of your penis enter her. This is extremely exciting to women as well.

Some of the most intense pleasures of intercourse occur when you first enter the woman. Extend this sensation by entering her slowly with just the tip of your penis, then slowly pull out of her, leaving your penis still touching the entrance to the vagina, then slowly reenter. Keep repeating this method and both of you will experience intense pleasure.

Vary the speed and depth of entry. Find what feels good to both of you. Try new things. Keep mixing it up by varying your speed, angles and the depth as you build towards climax. For most women, right before climax is the only time very fast thrusting feels good.