Adult Humor - Sex Jokes

THE TOP 10 MARKETING SLOGANS FOR VIAGRA

1. Viagra, The quicker dicker upper
   
2. Viagra, One-a-day, like iron
   
3. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there
   tonight
   
4. Viagra, Home of the whopper
   
5. Viagra, It plumps when you take 'em
   
6. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
   
7. Viagra, Tastes great, more filling
   
8. Viagra, Ten inches long ... and growing.
   
9. Viagra, We work harder, so you don't have to.
   
10. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any
    questions?

DIFFERENT WORKERS IN BED

1. Accountants do it with Double Entry
   
2. Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
   
3. Bankers do it with interest
   
4. Bookkeepers do it for the record
   
5. Bosses delegate the task to others
   
6. Elevator men do it up and down
   
7. Engineers do it to specifications
   
8. Firemen do it with a big hose
   
9. Frank Sinatra does it his way
   
10. Garbagemen come twice a week
    
11. Landlords do it every 1st of the month
    
12. Teachers do it with class