10 Reasons Why
Halloween is Better Than Sex
- You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
- The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
- It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
- Less guilt the morning after.
- It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.
- Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
- If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
- If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.
- You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
- You can do the whole neighborhood!