FUNNY NAMES FROM ACTUAL FILES OF THE CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT

Honest to goodness, no joke, these names are actually in the Chicago Police files. If you had to live with one of these names you'd have to have a sense of humor.

• Bryant Disco Boozer
  
• Dick Eater
  
• Licky Bush
  
• Kumsuk Saringer
  
• Dick Head
  
• Vicki Fucks, Manager of a Magazine
  
• Dog Doggy
  
• Godzilla Gorilla Pimp Hunter, 3 year old
  
• Beauty Mark Lee
  
  Chicago has always had interesting Politians
  
• Dick Phelan, Former Candidate for Governor in Illinois.
  
• Dick Devine, Former Chicago Park District President, recent U.S. Senate Candidate. Used to work in Dick Phelan's law office. Currently Cook County State's Attorney
  
• Dick Daley, Actually Mayor Daley