WHY VIBRATORS ARE BETTER THAN REAL SEX - Dirty Jokes

1. Vibrators don't have problems with gas ... Nor do they hog the remote ... Nor the computer!
   
2. We can get a bigger one without being called a slut.
   
3. Vibrators never go limp.
   
4. You simply replace the batteries when it tires.
   
5. Position is your choice, not his.
   
6. You don't have to suck it.
   
7. It doesn't leave a mess behind.
   
8. You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.
   
9. Vibrators don't ask "Am I the best you've ever had?"
   
10. You know exactly where its been.
    
11. You can throw them in a drawer when you're done with them.