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Excuses You May Hear If You Catch Her Giving Oral To The Plumber

1. He passed out, I'm giving him mouth-to-penis resuscitation.
   
2. His plumbers helper broke.
   
3. The sight of his butt crack just drove me wild.
   
4. I slipped and fell on it.
   
5. He offered us a discount if I helped him clean out the pipes.
   
6. I was having an epileptic seizure, and he didn't want me to swallow my tongue.
   
7. You told me not to blow any 'money' on a plumber.
   
8. He asked me to help him uncoil his snake.
   
9. He said he couldn't finish the job without "workmen's compensation."
   
10. I was following the direction of that porn video you always want me to watch.
    
11. He didn't want to screw me without a rubber.