Tuesday, May 23, 2006


Below are actual humorous classified ads from newspapers:

USED TOMBSTONE, perfect for someone named Homer Hendel Bergen Heinzel. One only, call xxx-1562

WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. PO Box x243, Oakview, CA. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

PERSONAL: Single male seeks double-jointed supermodel who owns a brewery and grows her own pot. Access to free concert tickets a plus, as is having open minded twin sister!

HAVE VIAGRA. Need woman. Any women between 18 & 80. PO Box xxx, Boise, ID 83701

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