Message Helps Set the Sexual Mood

Massage offers magical moments for many couples. It can create intimacy and physical closeness between you and your lover, as well as serve to relax your partner.

To establish a feeling of romance, place aromatic candles around the room and turn on some soft, relaxing music. Make sure your hands are warm.

Start very gently, ‘introducing’ your hands to your partner’s back. Slow strokes are best. Once you begin, keep your hands on your lover’s skin at all times to maintain a comforting, sensual touch. Keep your hands off the spine by an inch or two—direct pressure on the spine can cause discomfort or injury. Ask your partner what feels good, and pay attention to their reaction as you apply more pressure.

Improve Your Sexual Relationship

by Paula Hall

The essential ingredients for a fulfilling sexual relationship are:

Mutual Intimacy
Effective Sexual Stimulation and a
Commitment to Sexual Growth and Development.
In my opinion, Loving-angles can help couples to achieve all three.

Unlike other sex products Loving-angles has been created for couples to enjoy together. It’s not a gadget that you can use alone or on your partner. And unlike sex toys, it’s not something that once you’ve tried it, the novelty’s worn off. No, with Loving-angles, at last we have a product that will genuinely help couples to develop and maintain a mutually satisfying and fulfilling sex life.

Most people will tell you that sex is better when you can be open and uninhibited with your partner. Fear and humiliation are not aphrodisiacs (except for a very small percentage of the population!). Communication is the key to creating a trusting and intimate environment where lovers can feel free to be themselves.

Loving-angles helps to build intimate communication by providing a non-threatening and inspiring topic. Talking about and discovering new sexual positions allows couples to get to know themselves and their partners better. This mutual sharing and experimentation strengthens the sexual bond between them and leads to deeper emotional satisfaction.

Loving-angles also helps couples by providing a greater range of sexual positions where eye to eye contact can be maintained and skin contact is optimised.

How to improve sexual stimulation

There are probably 100’s of books on the market telling you how you can become a better lover. And nearly all of them will assume that you’re young, healthy and in your physical prime. Many of us find our sex lives are limited by our bodies’ physical capabilities. You may have an injury or perhaps you’re not as fit as you’d like to be because of a health condition or the natural ageing process. Either way, Loving-angles can help you and your partner to discover the sexual position that brings maximum physical pleasure without pain or discomfort. (Remember, if you’re unsure about the cause of any physical complaint, you should check with your GP before trying anything new)

Ultimately it is how your bodies fit together as lovers that can make the difference between orgasmic ecstasy and humdrum monotony. For most women, this means a position where the clitoris can be stimulated either by her partner’s pubic bone or finger. And for some, a position where the G-spot can also be caressed. Men can experience a range of exquisite sensations depending on the angle of penetration. By using Loving-angles, couples can develop their own unique positions that will ensure their caressing and thrusting is reaching all the right places.

How to encourage sexual growth

For many people, good sex is a matter of quality – not quantity. The external pressures of life leave may couples with little spare time, but Loving-angles can help to ensure that every sexual opportunity is both intimate and erotic.

Loving-angles provides couples with endless opportunities to experiment and enjoy a range of sexual positions – in and out of the bedroom. And it is this variety and novelty that adds the essential erotic spark that keeps sex exciting. When couples make a mutual commitment to develop and expand their sexual repertoire together, they need never fear sexual boredom.

If you’re currently experiencing sexual problems in your relationship, you might find it helpful to discuss things through with a professional sexual therapist. You can get help online at www.sextherapyonline.org.uk. Or you can get details of therapists within your area from the British Association of Sexual and Relationship Therapy at www.basrt.org.uk.


Paula is an experienced psychosexual therapist, couples counsellor, and youth counsellor. She works both for Relate and in private practice. She is the BBC’s expert on relationships and sexuality and is regularly asked to comment for the national press, television and radio and in womens’s magazines. She professionally endorses loving-angles and writes professional articles for www.loving-angles.com

Sex Swings Offer New Sex Positions

Sex Swings such as the Bungee Sex Swing, the Spinning Sex Swing and the Love Swing, offer the users 100's of new sex positions to experiment with. The only limitations are your own creativity as swings give you endless possibilities of sex positions.

INTERCOURSE USING SEX SWINGS

• Faster, deeper penetration is possible with the energy from the Spring action
  
• Torque Support Bar™ on the Spinning Sex Swing and the Love Swing allows users greater leverage during sex
  
• Easily "swing" your partner into the next position without losing the mood
  
• The adjustable straps allow different angles of entry
  
• Sex positions using a swing can be much more comfortable than sex on a bed or other furniture. They offer both of you less fatigue and back strain and this allows for longer love making sessions.
  
• The man can stand and move the woman back and forth in the swing, or move her in other interesting angles, for intercourse. This is a favorite position for many.
  
• With the man sitting in a chair, he can have the woman in the swing above him, her legs spread apart or together and use the swing to move her up and down. Another option includes having the woman face away from the man or toward him.
  
• Hands-free sexual positions provides new options for touch and caressing sensations during sex
  
• With a swing attached over a bed, the man can lay down and bounce the woman up and down in the swing using the bungee spring.
  
• The swing allows the man to lay down and the woman, suspended in the swing over him, can spin sitting in the swing 360º
  
• Positioning the woman suspended face down in the swing gives an exciting "doggy style" entry or anal entry. (Also, male anal entry.)
  

ORAL SEX WITH THE SEX SWING

• Sex swings allow you to choose positions that eliminate strain on the neck and back. Kneeling on floor or bed, the oral giver can have easy access to the oral receiving partner suspended in a swing
  
• Using the weightless effect of a swing you can suspend your lover allowing the oral giver to use there tongue, lips, hands and mouth in new exciting ways
  
• Sitting in a swing allows your partner to move you around effortlessly during oral sex
  
• The spring-loaded "energy" of a swing adds excitement to oral sex. Use the bungee spring motion to bounce your partner up and down while giving oral.
  
• With the man placed in the swing, a woman can give oral sex by moving the man by pulling and pushing him back and forth into her mouth with very little effort.
  
• Many couples enjoy weightless "69" oral sex. One partner lays on the bed one direction, the other partner is suspended in the swing facing the other; both of you face each others genital area.
  

MASTURBATION USING THE SEX SWING

• Masturbate using a swing with the foot stirrups to keep legs apart effortlessly
  
• A Sex Swing spring allows the user to bounce on an insertable toys
  
• Relaxing positions as you swing
  
• Attach a dildo or vibrator with a suction cup to the wall. Suspended in the swing, push your feet off the wall with the toy inserted.

This is just a small sampling of the possible sex positions that Sex Swings offer a creative user. Fortunately, there is lots of fun experimenting.

Adult Humor - Sex Jokes

Excuses You May Hear If You Catch Her Giving Oral To The Plumber

1. He passed out, I'm giving him mouth-to-penis resuscitation.
   
2. His plumbers helper broke.
   
3. The sight of his butt crack just drove me wild.
   
4. I slipped and fell on it.
   
5. He offered us a discount if I helped him clean out the pipes.
   
6. I was having an epileptic seizure, and he didn't want me to swallow my tongue.
   
7. You told me not to blow any 'money' on a plumber.
   
8. He asked me to help him uncoil his snake.
   
9. He said he couldn't finish the job without "workmen's compensation."
   
10. I was following the direction of that porn video you always want me to watch.
    
11. He didn't want to fuck me without a rubber.
    

THE OFFICE PARTY

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."

"He's an asshole," John said. "Piss on him."

"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."

"Well, screw him!" said John.

"I did. You're back at work on Monday."

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Triple Treat Vibrator

Great New Vibrator

The Triple Treat vibrator offers stimulation to 3 simultaneous areas: vaginal, clitoral and anal! This Egyptian-inspired rabbit vibrator supplies outrageous excitement with its 3 probes. The shaft is dramatically veined for even more stimulation! Made from soft, pliable rubber material, the shaft and two stimulators will provide a nice, full feeling.

Three seperate motors give you the multi-speed power to reach fantastic orgasms. Two multi-speed dials control the vibration intensity. The "Teaser" dial adjusts the intensity of the anal and clitoral teasers, while the "Pleaser" dial controls the intensity of the shaft stimulation. An easy on/off push button is provided to quickly turn off the unit. With all this power, Triple Treat is still quiet, even at the highest vibration intensities.