Tuesday, May 20, 2008

The Law Can Be A Dirty Business - Joke/Humor

Top Ten Law Phrases That Sound Dirty, but Aren't


10. Have you looked through her briefs?

9. He's one hard judge!

8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.

7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.

6. Is it a penal offense?

5. Better leave the handcuffs on.

4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!

3. Can you get him to drop his suit?

2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

1. Think you can get me off?

3 comments:

Catalina Ramirez said...

Really funny! I often find myself interpreting what people say in a sexual context and giggle internally.

Catalina

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marianne said...

Cute. :)

Sex Toys Rep - BetterSex.com said...

LOL Lance, those were pretty funny, I always ask my lawyer if she can get me off... shes hot!