WHAT YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR FROM A FORTUNETELLER
A man visited a fortuneteller and sat down in front of her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two children," she said.
"That's what you think," the man replied. "I'm the father of three children."
The fortuneteller smiled and said, "That's what YOU think."
YOUR BANKER KNOWS
Why do male bankers make better lovers?
Because they know that there is a substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
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