FUNNY NAMES FROM ACTUAL FILES OF THE CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT

Remember, you could always have a worse name and here is proof:
Champaigne, age 2
Chardonay, age 1
Chablea, age 3 months (All of these children were abandoned by their mother)
Homicide Byrons
Philander Rodman, Dennis Rodman's, of basketball fame, father. Philander has 27 children. He currently is living with 2 wives and 15 children in the Philippines
Weedo Dingledein Dasho
Zhiavago Rambo - Someone’s been watching too many movies

Doctors in Chicago Police Reports:
Dr. Kneebone, Chiropractor
Dr. Waters, Urologist
Dr. Bonebreaker
Dr. Mangle, Chiropractor
Dr. Carver, Forensic Pathologist
Dr. Hyman, Gynecologist
Dr. Gene Poole