Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Sex News on the Humorous Side

The Perfect Valentine's Gift...For Your Pet!

A Love Motel exclusively for pets has opened in Brazil. The Pet Love motel, in Sao Paulo, offers decorated rooms for pets to mate. The motel rooms are decorated in the same way as love motels for humans, with satin sheets, ceiling mirrors and lots of cushions. A Pet Love spokesperson said: "Pets have needs and they also want some excitement."

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If He Had Only Had a Valentine...
A German man pretended his car had broken down to con local residents into letting him use their phones. They thought he was calling a tow truck when he was actually calling premium sex lines for up to 20 minutes at a time.
At least four women have complained to police. One victim told police: "It was raining and I felt bad that his car had broken down. After 15 minutes he was still on the phone; when I went to look he was red in the face and was obviously excited about something."

She added the man then hung up, ran out of her house and sped away in his car. "When I pressed redial someone called Jasmine asked what she could do for me and on my next phone bill I found 40 pounds charge for the call."

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