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THE TOP 10 MARKETING SLOGANS FOR VIAGRA

1. Viagra, The quicker dicker upper
   
2. Viagra, One-a-day, like iron
   
3. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there
   tonight
   
4. Viagra, Home of the whopper
   
5. Viagra, It plumps when you take 'em
   
6. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
   
7. Viagra, Tastes great, more filling
   
8. Viagra, Ten inches long ... and growing.
   
9. Viagra, We work harder, so you don't have to.
   
10. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any
    questions?

DIFFERENT WORKERS IN BED

1. Accountants do it with Double Entry
   
2. Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
   
3. Bankers do it with interest
   
4. Bookkeepers do it for the record
   
5. Bosses delegate the task to others
   
6. Elevator men do it up and down
   
7. Engineers do it to specifications
   
8. Firemen do it with a big hose
   
9. Frank Sinatra does it his way
   
10. Garbagemen come twice a week
    
11. Landlords do it every 1st of the month
    
12. Teachers do it with class
    

G-Spot Orgasms

The illusive G-Spot can produce amazing, strong and prolonged orgasms in many women. The G-Spot is a small mound of tissue about the size of a quarter that is generally found about 2 inches inside the vagina on the upper wall. With your lover lying on her back with her legs open, you can find the G-Spot by sliding a finger inside her vagina, palm up, with your finger up—the middle finger is usually best—then curve your finger towards her belly and yourself. You’ll feel a ridge and, if she’s properly excited, a slightly swollen, spongy mound—the G-Spot.

To produce a strong sexual response, most women must be very aroused before you arrive at the G-Spot. So, lots of caressing, kissing, clitoral stimulation and other stimulation should proceed any arousal of the G-Spot.

Once a woman is properly excited, stimulating the G-Spot with one or two fingers in a gentle, rhythmic motion works best. Some women like a gentle, circular motion or a slight rocking back and forth motion with the fingers. Continued clitoral stimulation is also a good plan—oral is the best

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Subtlety of Sexual Intercourse

Below are some sex techniques to enhance intercourse with your partner.

Vary the speed of intercourse. The most sensuous love making is often VERY slow. Enter her little by little so that you feel every bit of your penis enter her. This is extremely exciting to women as well.

Some of the most intense pleasures of intercourse occur when you first enter the woman. Extend this sensation by entering her slowly with just the tip of your penis, then slowly pull out of her, leaving your penis still touching the entrance to the vagina, then slowly reenter. Keep repeating this method and both of you will experience intense pleasure.

Vary the speed and depth of entry. Find what feels good to both of you. Try new things. Keep mixing it up by varying your speed, angles and the depth as you build towards climax. For most women, right before climax is the only time very fast thrusting feels good.